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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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If we’re gonna arrest people for bad fanfic maybe we should start off with the 50 Shades lady and the woman who find-replace the names of Harry Potter fanfic to publish it as the Mortal Instruments books, with an added dash of Buffy plagiarism for dialogue lol

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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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The Texas Rangers that did everything they could to make it so she wouldn't be charged and then continued to argue she didn't deserve to be charged should be facing obstruction of justice charges and an unemployment notice.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Stultus Maximus posted:

The first several commenters need to be lined up and shot.

"Unfortunately most journalists today write nothing but lies, fake news and propaganda. If you want real news, go to Epoch Times or New American or Breitbart or Infowars."

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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I guess we found out how many crimes it takes for the CIA to get nervous

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Flying_Crab posted:

how do we even begin to reconcile that?

A strong social safety net and a strong spine for the Dems. Also make the Dems stop being such bald-faced urban coastal elitists at the natural level. Hillary was basically worst-case scenario for actually getting the rural vote.

Dems need to stand up and actually help the working class and the parts of the country that don't touch an ocean, or we'll keep getting generation after generation of scared broke racists indoctrinating their children into their death cult.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Mr. Nice! posted:

There are 23 republican senators are up for election in 2020. All but three of them come from R+5 states. Most of them are giant names that could actually say what ever about trump and still win such as Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham.

Plenty of republican senators can vote to remove from office without primary concerns because no one will remember in 2-4 years because our electorate is made of goldfish.


The only way the senate gets flipped to a democratic supermajority is if a bunch of deep red states somehow flip blue, which isn't going to happen. A blue wave will probably result in a 53-47 senate makeup.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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bird cooch posted:

Yeah dude but statistically nobody loving lives in the middle. A lot of these states have rounding errors for population.

Oh okay gently caress the poor then

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Fake news, trump said there aren’t any Americans left in the area!

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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He really does love people that document and brag about their war crimes

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Yeah but Trump Towers Rojava wouldn’t be as profitable (tremendous)

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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bird food bathtub posted:

I'm not gonna blame a single person when neighborhoods start saying they're police no-go zones and they'll take care of their own. I know Fox will poo poo itself in fury so whatever. If you're not a racist MAGA CHUD fucker it's completely understandable that they would want to not be murdered on the regular and I'm not seeing many better options.

Half of Detroit is already a police no-go zone but that’s mostly the police’s choice so it’s okay apparently


https://apple.news/AHCAir3N2RsiQY4uvGfWlqw

Meanwhile we’re evacuating 1000 troops out of northern Syria that somehow managed to get there between now and last week when trump said all of the troops were safely out of the area, and the SDF is talking to Assad and Russia about working together

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Don’t forget Mattis was on the board for Theranos as well, and Theranos had a flag in their office that they claimed had flown in Afghanistan (it hadn’t)

Also they did fraudulent STD testing on people with falsified results

Also also Liz Cheney totally sold out her lesbian sister to score political points

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Regime Change War

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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That Works posted:

When Nancy holds some people to account for ignoring subpoenas from Congress I'll think she's a "badass". Until then the scoreboard is Chuds 1, everyone else 0

Yeah but remember she clapped that one time when Trump said America would never be a socialist country

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Just set them off and call it done

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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There was an “incident” when they first started operations that the Pentagon has said was intentional bracketing fire to keep the American forces from moving to support anybody.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Kurr de la Cruz posted:

What you do is you buy a cheapo little Raspberry Pi computer and you install a software called Pi-Hole on it. That blocks ads for everything, smart TVs and Mobile devices included.

You can even get a kit with everything you need including a pre-loaded OS for like $40 from adafruit

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Smiling Jack posted:

I don't want to go to sh/sc but this sounds like something I can Google

https://learn.adafruit.com/pi-hole-ad-blocker-with-pi-zero-w?view=all

It’s pretty simple. You have to mess with some of your network settings which can look daunting if you’re not familiar with it, but this guide tells you exactly what to do. There’s also a subreddit r/pihole if you want to get some real nerds to troubleshoot anything for you.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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LingcodKilla posted:

Crime pays. No easy solution.

Besides legalizing it.

The War on Drugs is a resounding success and isn’t at all directly responsible for funneling American dollars into the pockets of the cartels

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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I think it was Los Zetas that started off as a Mexican SF team undercover in one of the other cartels and decided they’d just go indie and start their own cartel up

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Kesper North posted:

I used to bum around 3liza's house watching MTV Liquid Television and old marx bros cartoons when we were Moody Teens, she rules and we are lucky to have such a historian to document grover's crimes for internet posterity

What were the other members of Abney Park like

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Kesper North posted:

Oyyy. If we start shooting at Turkey I don't think we're gonna get our nukes back.

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Hillary should’ve gone to jail and so should all of these idiots. If an E-3 had done this they’d be getting hammered and junior enlisted are expected to have a lot less capacity for proper judgment and behavior than these chuckleheads.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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The OAF Nation Instagram has been dunking on Trump pretty much from the start because of his idiot foreign relations moves and constantly getting SOF people killed, and people are STILL getting buttmad in the comments.

Like who thinks it’s a good idea to go defend Turkey’s latest genocide in a community full of people who actually fought with the Kurds?

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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https://www.marinecorpstimes.com/ne...ce=facebook.com

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Just land them in our great ally Turkey and drive them south to the oil fields :v:

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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MA-Horus posted:

when they make the movie about all this poo poo in 10 years, people will not believe that half of it actually happened. it defies belief.

Vice 2: Somehow More Cartoonishly Evil

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Mowing the lawn is another one of those privileged bougie excesses that needs to go straight into history’s dumpster (much like frequent flyer programs). Burning fossil fuels to make your invasive monoculture look better instead of cultivating your perfectly arable land. Get outta here.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Yeah baghdadi is the guy that took over AQI after the guy we set up to be in charge of it got got, then got kicked out of the AQ franchise for being too hardline for AQ

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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I’m having a hard time believing we got al-Baghdadi if they’re going to wait until tomorrow morning to announce it.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Hot Karl Marx posted:

I think it was delta and rangers. That's what some tweets have said

That would explain the relative lack of leaks compared to the bin laden raid

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Vasudus posted:

I highly doubt any dogs were actually involved. It's a Trumpism to compare someone to a dog or involve a dog in the story. He hates dogs.

Saw that the only American casualty from the raid was a K9 that was injured so maybe.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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BigDave posted:

Don't worry he was sent by God Jesus so it must be OK.

"A modern day King David"

Which checks out given King David's practice of purposefully endangering soldiers so he can benefit from their death

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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If you’re a General you’re either a part of the problem that’s enabling trump or you got out as a terminal O-3

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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No but really why would a dog's name be classified

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Fallom posted:

Can't wait to see the president poo poo directly onto an active service member.

"He knew what he signed up for"

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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facialimpediment posted:

Help my brain is melting, we're at the Liz Cheney is actually... No wait gently caress her forever and sideways

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1189182093034577925?s=19

https://twitter.com/TwitterMoments/status/1189190474952658945?s=19

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1189148524291731459?s=19

Happy to see them all eat themselves though.

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Duffy has been an ESPN color commentator for televised competitions and in 2003 appeared as both a competitor and commentator on ESPN's Great Outdoor Games. He was named Badger State Games Honorary Athlete of the 2004 Winter Games.[6]

In 1997, Duffy appeared on The Real World: Boston, the sixth season of the MTV reality television show, and on Road Rules: All Stars in 1998, where he met his future wife Rachel. Duffy later appeared on Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Battle of the Seasons, which aired in 2002. Both appeared in a filmed segment on 2008's The Real World Awards Bash, while Duffy served as district attorney.[8]

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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First millennials dedicate our days to murdering everything the boomer scum holds dear and now Gen Z is swooping the credit?!?!

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Smiling Jack posted:

gently caress you gen x is the best

Thanks for 8 years of GWB you generation of collaborators

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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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My Spirit Otter posted:

well, to be fair, why the gently caress was eating tide pods a thing.

Because boomers threw a fit over it so the kids did it out of spite mostly

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