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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Colostomy Bag posted:

Just how bad is it to watch a Dolphin's game?

Do you need to have a fifth of Jack Daniels and razor blades next to you while watching?

It’s background noise for weekend chores

If i see a big play from Miami it’s a plus. I’m sick of 8-8 so I’m okay with this different approach

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3900544

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





how did Gase get another job after Miami

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Lol my god he’s just such an rear end in a top hat

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

how did Gase get another job after Miami

NFL's hiring process is not to be trusted.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

hifi posted:

exactly the argument i thought burfict's agent would use.

That's literally what a union is supposed to do though.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Ban incognito too


https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1180895355782782977?s=21

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Should be doing jail time but rich white man who cares

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Should be doing jail time but rich white man who cares

Jails are notoriously poor places for the mentally ill.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
I pity the schmucks that would have to restrain him on a psych unit

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

I pity the schmucks that would have to restrain him on a psych unit

It's not fun!

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Another part of the entire job I don't miss about prtfs

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
The first clip is an Ed Reed play and it's beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2FGpdGwqAA

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Ches Neckbeard posted:

Another part of the entire job I don't miss about prtfs

Hell same.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

No Irish Need Imply posted:

The first clip is an Ed Reed play and it's beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2FGpdGwqAA

I remember watching that game and enjoying that

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

That's just a little goofin around

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Jay Gruden is now unemployed.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Gonz posted:

Jay Gruden is now unemployed.

Honestly can't believe he lasted as long as he did.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

shirts and skins posted:

Honestly can't believe he lasted as long as he did.

He's as surprised as anyone.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1181161623458701313

What could go wrong?

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


Gruden fired.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fire Gase, hire Gruden: upgrade?

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Randaconda posted:

Fire Gase, hire Gruden: upgrade?

No

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Thats got to be a really awkward thanksgiving moment in the Gruden household this year right?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

No Irish Need Imply posted:

The first clip is an Ed Reed play and it's beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2FGpdGwqAA

I was surprised there was only like one Favre clip, but at least three of Marino. Also that the one for the Bears had a DB nearly getting outrun by Butkus.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
John Gruden should hire Jay Gruden.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003


If they wanted a Bill Callahan hiring to propel them to the Super Bowl they fired the wrong Gruden

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
BILL CALLAHAN!!! He's the one who inspired me to start calling the Ravens the dumbest team in football :D

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Android Apocalypse posted:

John Gruden should hire Jay Gruden.

God drat right

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Early MVP favorite has to be McCaffrey, no?

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Android Apocalypse posted:

John Gruden should hire Jay Gruden.

It'd be like the Ryan Brothers all over again!

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Early MVP favorite has to be McCaffrey, no?

Running backs get an MVP once every 10 years or so so it’s still probably Mahomes.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Diva Cupcake posted:

Running backs get an MVP once every 10 years or so so it’s still probably Mahomes.

Russell Wilson is also totally balling out this year. If the Seahawks make a deep playoff run and/or Mahomes has some down games due to his ankle I could see a case for him.

CMC should absolutely be in the conversation but as you said he's not a QB so probably not gonna happen.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

shirts and skins posted:

It'd be like the Ryan Brothers all over again!

The Raiders should hire them too

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


CMC isn't a QB but he's basically the most important player in that Panthers offense by quite a margin right now ... which is the entire reason why QBs disproportionately get that award. I'd say he has to be an early favorite.

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
The Chiefs just put up the worst offensive performance of Mahomes's career and he still threw for 312 yards, 1 TD, no INT.

Unless what happened last night keeps happening the rest of the year, it's his to lose.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Sure are a lot of 0 win teams so far.

Also, wow AFC east.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Strobe posted:

The Chiefs just put up the worst offensive performance of Mahomes's career and he still threw for 312 yards, 1 TD, no INT.

Jags last year was the worst pretty easily, it's just easy to forget because Bortles threw every interception that day. And that was still 313 with 2 picks.

e: oops misread you, that was Mahomes personal worst

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







SKULL.GIF posted:

CMC isn't a QB but he's basically the most important player in that Panthers offense by quite a margin right now ... which is the entire reason why QBs disproportionately get that award. I'd say he has to be an early favorite.

He's on pace to break the record for total yards from scrimmage.

I imagine he would have to get the award if he pulled that off.

Of course he'll die in the process but that's just the price Ron is willing to pay to get to 7 or 9 wins.

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Diva Cupcake posted:

Running backs get an MVP once every 10 years or so so it’s still probably Mahomes.

Remember when it happened two years in a row

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