NFL Week 5 N/V: What dickhead put every game at 1pm?

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Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Rams/Seahawks could be fun.

Is the rivalry between Buccs & Saints still a thing?

Bills/Titans could be ok clownball.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2019 17:51

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 06:13

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Just balance your phone/laptop on your wife's head so that you can feign eye contact while she gives birth.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2019 19:18

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

DKZ would be a cool nickname for Metclaf.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2019 21:03

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

News:
https://twitter.com/TheRealWeisGuy/status/1179087560724885504?s=19
Views:
:yosnice:

# ¿ Oct 1, 2019 22:12

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

There would be some serious symmetry if the Patriots dynasty begins & ends with a kicker.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2019 19:33

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

did anyone see that video released today with Julian Edelman saying that Bill Belichick walks around the facility late at night with his dick and balls out? just heard about it at work and I need to hear this full story if there is one

Luckily they just animated the encounter, and it's SFW too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pRKz0AFh74

# ¿ Oct 3, 2019 00:14

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

I for one welcome more Asian players in the NFL. :shobon:

# ¿ Oct 3, 2019 14:26

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

On the other hand Sanders' height is another reason I love him. Being a short boy myself, he was inspirational.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2019 15:36

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Didn't the Patriots recently shuffle payroll around & could theoretically afford Diggs?
:ohdear:

# ¿ Oct 3, 2019 15:54

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Le'Veon Bell has started the revolution.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2019 17:41

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

News: Rams/Seahawks don't know how challenge flags works.

Views: Browns/49'ers game gonna be great because if SF wins they maintain lead in the NFC West.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2019 05:00

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

The issue is that it's entirely possible Darnold can't feel that his spleen is enlarged. One good hit and he could die on the field.

The funny thing would be for Darnold to play this weekend (and do well) then have his spleen rupture when the Jets play the Cowboys.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2019 05:22

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

The 1337-speak isn't helping either.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2019 14:08

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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and you are
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No Butt Stuff posted:

is that a cycling place or am I missing something?

It's a fancy fromage shop. The sign actually says "Cheese Wheel."

# ¿ Oct 4, 2019 15:09

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 06:13

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

John Gruden should hire Jay Gruden.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2019 14:48

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