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Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

mysterious loyall X posted:

Cuck like posting detected! By the early 90s vga was standard and could easily accomodate reams of tedious fantasy writing. By the mid to late 90s christ avellone himself was penning 10000 word references to the nights who say ni and Tom cruises Scientology beliefs in buttery smooth svga. Meanwhomst an alleged "good" jrpgs like final fantasy 7 struggled to say This Guy Are Sick. Once again based Phil spector of xbox DABS on the soyny fans

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Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

is the messenger any good? looks like it could be cool

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

ok it's rayman legends next week so joking aside please get that everyone

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

yeahright! posted:

Ubisoft Login Required!

Nice "free" games you PLA shills.
:eyepop:

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

elf help book posted:

buying the free copy of rayman on the epic game store and never installing it not because of ubisoft or china but because rayman fuckin sucks rear end
Legends is the one good Rayman game ever made. I liked 2 at the time but it was definitely a Rare-level molested kids game

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

mysterious loyall X posted:

I remembered I tried to play the alleged good far cry game blood dragon a few years ago vut the steam installer installs the ubisoft ibstaller and then that crashed. Twas epic
You were lucky

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

elf help book posted:

i think i already have 3 copies of that and have no idea what it is
I have the sequel and I tried playing it and every screen has social media sharing buttons and friend scores and store links to the point where I can't work out how to play it properly

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

$10 off with every purchase? The Epic Games store just levelled up even more. thank you xi jinping

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

trying to jack off posted:

this might sound crazy, but $0
It actually made you $10 better off. That's right, the Epic Games Store is literally paying you to take their unbeatable deals

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

you'd be "burning money" not to take this offer.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Is Ape Out a Harambe joke game. I don't trust it but I know the CCP wouldn't do me wrong

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

I was trying to tell my girlfriend that Celeste was free but I kept muttering "there are too many deals on the Epic Games Store" and it turned out she already had it and I said "it's impossible to keep up with the generosity of Xi Jinpeng, via the Epic Games Store, and you now have a voucher to get free games from the Epic Games Store" and she's getting increasingly angry

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

A Turdsworth of Freebies.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

mysterious loyall X posted:

darksiders games are absolutely not worth playing and the people who say they're good are euro freaks who grew up with amiga and say stuff like pressing up to jump is pretty good, just give james pond a chance mate is fookin massiv
My childhood friend kept playing a Gex 2 demo and laughing at all the jokes over and over while his parents threw buckfast bottles at each other, and we lost contact dur to the divorce, and we caught up on Facebook a few years ago and hes a massive fan of darksiders and torchlight who keeps pming me in a Yobgoblin style asking me to join his war frame clan

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Hat Thoughts posted:

Your "free" "fun" involves "lighthearted" "jokes" about genocide (pronounced wee-ger FYI), mine is based on Giant Bomb's "Cool Multiplayer Thing of The Year", so yeah, I voted 1
Even the Uyghur population who have been stripped of all wealth and possessions can afford these Deals, because guess what they cost....? Not a penny.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

I've heard really good things about it but I don't trust them. But for the low low price of £0.0000.....

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

That's a lot of genres in one free package.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Horace is actually quite good and I'm annoyed

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Jenny Agutter posted:

Why does it have 1000 hours of sprite animation cutscenes with computer generated voiceover though
it works better than I expected but those bits are pretty insufferable

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

looking forward to getting redpilled skyrim + gothic + based slavic historical realism simulator Kingdom Come: Deliverance next week.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

is this the one where Karl Marx lectures you about how violence is never the answer and politely voting is the only route to socialism

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

thank you.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

unlikely other Larries, I choose to be the bigger man.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

I don't really want to play the miserable main game but is the multiplayer fun to gently caress around in? or is it just all brazilians

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

people say Bully was good but I watched my girlfriend play it and the entire game is just horrible minigames that don't work properly and insta-fail stealth sections lmao

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

they did this same sale at christmas i think, it's legitimately great but I'm looking for things I didn't buy then and the store is abysmal to find stuff on.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Martman posted:

just had to do like 20 pages of captchas to make a rockstar account, starting to wonder if I'm a robot

edit: lol it wants me to do this every time I attempt to enter a password since I realized I had an old account, what is this madness

oh it looks like the sale broke rockstar's servers or something so they can't send verification emails for the accounts they make you use to launch the game for no reason
This is a pretty entitled response to getting mother loving gtav for the low, low price of free. Thank you epic games store.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

American McGay posted:

Free on Game Pass bro.

Not on Pc. Begone troll

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Sludge life is what I call my gr0dy nutsack/scrote area.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Excrement: From the Asses.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Hades isn't on sale and has been every time before, so I expect that'll go free at one point

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

John Romero posted:

thats how they made majima goro you dumb poo poo
No it isn't.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

The Long Shart.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012


I thought about that but decided it was a bit crude/artless

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Exodus is better because it has some actual gameplay segments instead of the precious games which are just alowly following people through corridors and getting knocked out in thrilling first person cutscenes. It's still not good though

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Martman posted:

I think you can only use it on things $16 and up, so I got Inscryption for 6 bux. Hell yeah

I tried to buy Inscryption with the voucher but due to a stupid rounding error, it's £0.56 too cheap for the voucher to work, and I can't switch to the US shop to buy it because you can only switch region once every 6 months and the games are region locked for some reason, so instead I'm going to m*rder Tim Sweeney with depleted uranium bullets.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

I can't imagine XCom 2 without my hundreds of stupid mods that add celebrity voicepacks and fix some of the weirder design decisions, but can't argue with free. Thank you Epic.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

my fiancee saw the bioshock collection was free and said "are any of these games actually good? The third one has great reviews" and I just silently stared into the distance remembering the gaming landscape of the early 2010s like a soldier remembering the IED that took out his legs

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Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

mysterious loyall X posted:

did you say yes?

I said There's always a lighthouse, there's always a man, there's always a city.

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