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Last week, on 1KYOB...
Scores and Standings Final scores from last week and overall standings so far are below. pre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bjork Bjowlob 998 1 28 0 28 Zyla 958 2 27 0 27 HereticMIND 940 3 26 50 76 Activated Ghost token BlindSite 876 4 25 0 25 Acebuckeye13 872 5 24 0 24 korrandark 872 6 23 0 23 Okibi 850 7 22 0 22 a new study bible! 847 8 21 0 21 bobjr 831 9 20 0 20 Grittybeard 828 10 19 0 19 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elephanthead 825 11 18 0 18 fishing with the fam 819 12 17 0 17 Nystral 776 13 16 0 16 Blowjob Overtime 774 14 15 0 15 Tiny Tubesteak Tom 773 15 14 0 14 Chichevache 773 16 13 0 13 Strobe 725 17 12 0 12 seiferguy 710 18 11 0 11 totally losing my mime 686 19 10 0 10 No Butt Stuff 671 20 9 0 9 the mean lunch lady 643 21 8 0 8 Deceptive 622 22 7 0 7 Leperflesh 469 23 6 0 6 von Metternich 171 24 5 0 5 WaffleZombie 1039 25 4 0 4 Arnold Layne 1224 26 3 0 3 Shadow225 816 27 0 0 0 Failed Cojones check Play 730 28 0 0 0 Failed Cojones check pre:Player Overall Rank | Wk1 Wk2 Wk3 Wk4 ------------------------------------------------------------- seiferguy 154 1 | 8 7 128 11 HereticMIND 115 2 | - 15 24 76 Bjork Bjowlob 98 3 | 27 18 25 28 BlindSite 89 4 | 18 23 23 25 korrandark 72 5 | 3 29 17 23 Elephanthead 70 6 | 12 13 27 18 Acebuckeye13 67 7 | 15 28 0 24 Chichevache 67 7 | 23 12 19 13 fishing with the fam 67 7 | 21 8 21 17 Strobe 65 10 | 16 19 18 12 Nystral 64 11 | 2 20 26 16 bobjr 60 12 | 20 5 15 20 Deceptive 60 12 | 29 24 0 7 a new study bible! 59 14 | 11 14 13 21 Leperflesh 57 15 | 13 22 16 6 Shadow225 57 15 | 9 26 22 0 the mean lunch lady 56 17 | 25 16 7 8 OxySnake 55 18 | 26 21 8 - Grittybeard 54 19 | 28 4 3 19 Tiny Tubesteak Tom 52 20 | 7 27 4 14 Blowjob Overtime 47 21 | 5 17 10 15 Arnold Layne 46 22 | 19 10 14 3 No Butt Stuff 44 23 | 4 25 6 9 Okibi 43 24 | 1 9 11 22 Play 35 25 | 14 1 20 0 von Metternich 34 26 | 17 3 9 5 WaffleZombie 33 27 | 6 11 12 4 -----Cutoff for Playoffs------------------------------------- totally losing my mime 31 28 | 10 6 5 10 Zyla 27 29 | - - - 27 Satisfaction Guaranteed 26 30 | 24 2 - - Benne 22 31 | 22 - - - Bye: DET, MIA Thurs: LAR @ SEA Sun Early: JAX @ CAR NE @ WAS BUF @ TEN BAL @ PIT ARI @ CIN ATL @ HOU TB @ NO MIN @ NYG CHI @ OAK NYJ @ PHI Sun Late: DEN @ LAC GB @ DAL Sun Night: IND @ KC Mon: CLE @ SF ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do I play 1000 Yards or Bust? See this thread! Tokens! Tokens are back again this year. What's a token you ask? Good question: Because 1KYOB is inherently a game about selecting offensive players, tokens were originally created to celebrate the superlative defenders of the NFL as well as introduce another strategic element to the game. The tokens apply to your GDI Number player and only your GDI Number player, but you can't cheat and edit them in if you're heading into Monday about to bust: if you haven't declared you're using a token before the first player on your list starts, you're SOL. Each token can only be used once per season unless otherwise noted. To play a token please copy and paste the image as well as the name of the token after your GDI Number. This year there are seven tokens, split into three different categories - Normal, Supplement, and Special. You can only use a max of one token per week from each category. NORMAL TOKENS THE MACK TOKEN  A running back's worst nightmare is to make a cut towards an inviting gap only to see Khalil Mack suddenly appear, arms wide in welcome embrace. Particularly so when Mack has crossed half the country and a whole conference to unexpectedly crush this naive NFC North rusher twice a season. You may play the Mack Token when your GDI Number is a Running Back. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. THE HAYWARD TOKEN  Casey Hayward is one of the premier CBs in the league, and after he has assimilated the life force of the rest of the Chargers' defense a la Jet Li in The One he will become unstoppable. You may play the Hayward Token when your GDI Number is a Wide Receiver or a Tight End. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. THE GHOST OF SAN DIEGO PAST TOKEN  Prior to his untimely death, Joey Bosa terrorized offensive lines and QBs coming off the edge. Becoming phantasmal can only improve his game, turning him from 'difficult to block' to 'impossible to handle unless you know five kids and a dog with a van'. You may play the Ghost of San Diego Past Token when your GDI Number is a Quarterback. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will convert your QB entry to use Rushing instead of Passing yards, as the QB can think of nothing but fleeing for his life. If you are already using Rushing yards for your QB entry, this token will zero out their score as the QB remains rooted to the spot in fear. Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. SUPPLEMENT TOKENS THE MERCURIAL GENIUS TOKEN  Note: see the bottom of this post for clarifications on this token. Marcus Peters is an extremely talented CB who is prone to, uh, 'shifts' in mood that can affect his performance. One week he will smother a #1 wideout so thoroughly that the receiver forgets his own name, the next he's launching flags into the crowd and himself out of the stadium. You may play the Mercurial Genius token alongside any of the above Normal tokens - it cannot be played by itself. The Normal token acts normally, and if you need it to avoid busting (or if you bust regardless), it will be consumed. However if you do not need the token to avoid busting, the Mercurial Genius token will return the Normal token back to you to be used again in a following week (i.e. it will refresh the token). The Mercurial Genius token itself can be played any number of times during the season, unless... ...your GDI Number blows up and exceeds the relevant yardage limit (Rushing: 100, Receiving: 100, Passing: 400). Then the Genius will get himself ejected for the rest of the season and your GDI Number will have a record game! Specifically, their yardage total will be set to the relevant all-time single-game record below: Rushing: 296 yards (Adrian Peterson, Vikings vs San Diego, 2007) Receiving: 336 yards (Willie 'Flipper' Anderson, Rams vs Saints, 1989) Passing: 554 yards (Norm van Brocklin, Rams vs NY Yanks, 1951) If this happens and you still don't bust (what kind of strange list are you running?!?) then the Normal token will still be returned. The Mercurial Genius token is always consumed after the Genius is ejected. SPECIAL TOKENS THE MONSTER COJONES TOKEN  A reminder of the most balls-out playcall I've seen in a Superbowl, and - as a Jets fan - a delightful way for the Patriots to be humbled on the biggest stage in American football. I'd like to take this opportunity to bring up that the Patriots also tried a similar play in the same game, showing us that sometimes it is ok to count out Touchdown Tom. If you declare the Monster Cojones token during a given week, it gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you better catch that pass! In addition, you can use the Monster Cojones token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Monster Cojones token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart! Have fun! Maybe it's time to hang em up, buddy Players who've used a Cojones and failed to make the top 10  pre:Acebuckeye13 Deceptive Shadow225 Play Players who've had their Genius ejected  pre:No-one yet I'll try to collate any token clarifications I make during each thread in this area. Clarification 1: The Genius Token The Genius token will return the Normal token if you don't need the Normal token to avoid busting. If you do need it (or bust anyway) the Normal token is consumed and not returned. The Genius token itself is always returned unless it gets ejected ie your GDI number exceeds the yardage limit. For example: Pre-Monday yardage total: 920 If Brate goes for 70: no bust, both Hayward and Genius tokens returned If Brate goes for 100: Hayward token activated, Brate yardage becomes zero, Hayward token not returned, Genius token returned If Brate goes for 120: Genius ejected, Brate yardage becomes 336, total yardage 1256, bust, Hayward token not returned, Genius token not returned Pre-Monday yardage total: 600 Brate goes for 70: no bust or ejection, both tokens returned Brate goes for 120: Genius ejected, Brate yardage becomes 336, total yardage 936, no bust, Hayward token returned, Genius token not returned Clarification 2: Tiebreakers Ties are broken as follows:
Clarification 3: Using the same player more than once You can use the same player more than once but you cannot use the same combination of player and yardage type more than once. So - to use Nick Foles as an example - you can list Nick Foles three times in one entry (for Passing, Rushing and Receiving yards) but you cannot list Nick Foles - Passing more than once. If you use a player more than once they have to be listed on separate lines for each yardage type you want to use: pre:PHI - Nick Foles - Passing Yards PHI - Nick Foles - Rushing Yards
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Oct 2, 2019 21:19
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im so bad at this. going big and probably going home LAR - Jared Goff - Passing Yards NYJ - Sam Darnold - Passing Yards NYJ - Luke Falk - Passing Yards PIT - Mason Rudolph - Passing Yards WAS - Case Keenum - Passing Yards WAS - Colt McCoy - Passing Yards WAS - Dwayne Haskins - Passing Yards GDI# SF - Jimmy Garappolo - Passing Yards Ghost of San Diego Past token Play fucked around with this message at 22:31 on Oct 3, 2019 |
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Oct 2, 2019 21:28
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NE - Tom Brady - Passing KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing LAC - Austin Ekeler - Rushing LAC - Melvin Gordon - Rushing HOU - Deandre Hopkins - Receiving BAL - Marquise Brown - Receiving GDI# SF - Matt Breida - Rushing
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Oct 2, 2019 21:44
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Somehow I'm at #10 overall by just plodding through with a spot just shy of the top ten every week.
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Oct 2, 2019 22:38
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Ok, so apparently I’m cursed with good luck. Let’s see if I plummet this week! BAL—Lamar Jackson (Passing) BAL—Lamar Jackson (Rushing) BAL—Marquise “Hollywood” Brown (Receiving) PHI—Carson Wentz (Passing) NYJ—LeVon Bell (Rushing) GDI#: SF—Tevin Coleman (Rushing) Tokens Used: MACK  MONSTER CAJONES(Knowing my luck, I’ll probably be the first person to hit back to back Cajones and somehow skyrocket my way to the top and stay there)
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Oct 2, 2019 22:44
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NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards LAC - Philip Rivers - Passing Yards CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards GDI#: SF - George Kittle - Receiving Yards
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Oct 3, 2019 15:54
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KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing GDI#: CLE - Baker Mayfield - Rushing Ghost of San Diego Past token Mercurial Genius token Monster Cojones token Feeling dangerous this week.
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Oct 3, 2019 16:10
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SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing HOU - Deandre Hopkins - Receiving MIN - Dalvin Cook - Rushing KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing IND - Marlon Mack - Rushing ATL - Julio Jones - Receiving GDI: SF - Tevin Coleman - Rushing Tokens: Mack Mercurial Genius
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Oct 3, 2019 17:45
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ARI – Kyler Murray – Passing Yards TEN – Derrick Henry – Rushing Yards TEN – Marcus Mariota – Passing Yards BAL – Lamar Jackson – Passing Yards GDI#: CLE – Baker Mayfield – Passing Yards Ghost of San Diego Past  Mercurial Genius
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Oct 3, 2019 19:23
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CAR - Kyle Allen - Passing Yards NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards LAC - Keenan Allen - Receiving Yards CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards GDI#: SF - George Kittle - Receiving Yards
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Oct 3, 2019 22:45
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Aaah poo poo I missed TNF, thus and half the NFC West. My gimmick is busted
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Oct 4, 2019 03:58
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Leperflesh posted:Aaah poo poo I missed TNF, thus and half the NFC West. My gimmick is busted You can try the AFC West but that will probably not work as well.
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Oct 4, 2019 04:00
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NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards KC - Pat Mahomes - Passing Yards LAC - Philip Rivers - Passing Yards GDI# CLE - Nick Chubb - Rushing Yards
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Oct 4, 2019 21:43
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Grittybeard posted:You can try the AFC West but that will probably not work as well. Yeah. And the niners play on Monday too. I did not think this gimmick through. Fine for week 5 it's Stars of the Rushing Attack Across the Whole League from Week 4, in Honor of the NFC West's Previous but Increasingly Questionable Commitment to the Run. My SRAAWLW4HNFCWPIQCR list: JAX - Leonard Fournette - Rushing Yards DET - Kerryon Johnson - Rushing Yards BUF - Frank Gore - Rushing Yards TEN - Derrick Henry - Rushing Yards CAR - Christian McCaffrey - Rushing Yards PHI - Jordan Howard - Rushing Yards OAK - Josh Jacobs - Rushing Yards PHI - Miles Sanders - Rushing Yards BAL - Mark Ingram - Rushing Yards GDI#: CLE - Nick Chubb - Rushing Yards
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Oct 4, 2019 21:55
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IND - T.Y. Hilton - Receiving Yards IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing Yards IND - Jack Doyle - Receiving Yards IND - Marlin Mack - Rushing Yards IND - Deion Cain - Receiving Yards DEN - Joe Flacco - Passing Yards GDI# - SF - Jimmy Garoppolo - Passing Yards
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Oct 5, 2019 03:26
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ARI - Kyler Murray - passing yards LAC - Philip Rivers - passing yards BAL - Lamar Jackson - passing yards GDI#: CLE - Nick Chubb - Rushing Yards
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Oct 6, 2019 06:33
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DEN - Joe Flacco - Passing Yards KC - Pat Mahomes - Passing Yards NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing Yards GDI# CLE - Nick Chubb - Rushing Yards
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Oct 6, 2019 06:36
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JAX- LEONARD FOURNETTE- RUSHING CAR- CHRISTIAN MCCAFFREY- RUSHING CAR- CHRISTIAN MCCAFFREY- RECEIVING NE- JAMES WHITE- RUSHING NE- JAMES WHITE- RECEIVING LAC- AUSTIN EKELER- RUSHING LAC- AUSTIN EKELER- RECEIVING ARI- DAVID JOHNSON- RUSHING ARI- DAVID JOHNSON- RECEIVING IND- MARLON MACK- RUSHING IND- MARLON MACK- RECEIVING DAL- EZEKIEL ELLIOTT- RUSHING DAL- EZEKIEL ELLIOTT- RECEIVING IND- JACOBY BRISSETT- PASSING GDI# CLE- NICK CHUBB- RUSHING
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Oct 6, 2019 06:40
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BUF-JOSH ALLEN-PASSING BUF-JOSH ALLEN-RUSHING KC-PATRICK MAHOMES-PASSING NE-TOM BRADY-PASSING GDI:BAKER MAYFIELD:PASSING
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Oct 6, 2019 14:15
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NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards TEN - Marcus Mariota - Passing Yards DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards NO - Alvin Kamara - Rushing Yards GDI#: SF - George Kittle - Receiving Yards
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Oct 6, 2019 15:28
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NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards HOU - Deshaun Watson - Passing Yards ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards GDI# CLE - Nick Chubb - Rushing Yards
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Oct 6, 2019 15:44
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HOU - Deshaun Watson - Passing Yards PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards CHI - Allen Robinson - Receiving Yards JAX - Leonard Fournette - Rushing Yards MIN - Dalvin Cook - Rushing Yards GDI#: George Kittle - Receiving Yards
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Oct 6, 2019 16:22
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Almost forgot! CHI - Chase Daniel - Passing Yards KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards CAR - Christian McCaffrey - Rushing Yards NYG - Wayne Gallman - Rushing Yards HOU - DeAndre Hopkins - Receiving Yards GDI#: CLE - Jarvis Landry - Receiving Yards
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Oct 6, 2019 16:24
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SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards LAC - Philip Rivers - Passing Yards GDI#: CLE - Jarvis Landry - Receiving Yards
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Oct 6, 2019 16:45
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ATL - Julio Jones - Receiving yards LAC - Philip Rivers - Passing yards IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing yards GDI#: CLE - Baker Mayfield - Passing yards Feelin' spicy: 
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Oct 6, 2019 16:59
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Strobe posted:
Let's do this 
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Oct 6, 2019 17:08
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KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing Yards GDI#: CLE - Baker Mayfield - Passing Yards
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Oct 6, 2019 17:10
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CHI - Chase Daniel - Passing yards LAC - Philip Rivers - Passing yards DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing yards HOU - DeAndre Hopkins - Receiving yards PHI - Zach Ertz - Receiving yards KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving yards GDI#: SF - George Kittle - Receiving yards
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Oct 6, 2019 17:11
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DEN - Joe Flacco - Passing Yards MIN - Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards NYJ - Luke Falk - Receiving Yards PIT - Mason Rudolph - Passing Yards GDI# - SF - Matt Breida - Rushing Yards
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Oct 6, 2019 17:44
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KC - Patrick Mahomes: Passing Yards DAL - Ezekiel Elliot: Rushing Yards MIN - Kirk Cousins: Passing Yards CHI - Allen Robinson: Receiving Yards GDI# SF - Matt Breida: Rushing Yards
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Oct 6, 2019 17:47
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GB - Aaron Rodgers - passing yards DAL - Dak Prescott - passing yards KC - Patrick Mahomes - passing yards DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - rushing yards GDI#: SF - George Kittle - receiving yards
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Oct 6, 2019 21:09
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fishing with the fam posted:HOU - Deshaun Watson - Passing Yards 426 Total so far: 952 *chuckle* I'm in danger.
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Oct 6, 2019 23:02
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KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards IND - Jacoby Brisset - Passing Yards GDI# - CLE - Baker Mayfield - Passing Yards
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Oct 6, 2019 23:54
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bustin makes me feel good
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Oct 7, 2019 00:02
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fishing with the fam posted:Total so far: 952 You didn't put a team so I am not sure how that works.
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Oct 7, 2019 00:04
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Elephanthead posted:You didn't put a team so I am not sure how that works. Oh nooooo
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Oct 7, 2019 02:40
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With Baker Mayfield's rushing yards to go, I'm at 740. gently caress.
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Oct 7, 2019 04:41
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Strobe posted:With Baker Mayfield's rushing yards to go, I'm at 740. You're busted. Should have used a token to switch his rushing yards to his passing yards.
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Oct 7, 2019 04:47
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Shadow225 posted:SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing I think I'm at 983 so either Tevin gets less than 17 yards or I lose two tokens.
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Oct 7, 2019 05:04
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Elephanthead posted:You're busted. Should have used a token to switch his rushing yards to his passing yards. If one existed to do that, sure.  I'm turbofucked, too, because if Baker does Miraculously beat 100 yards rushing (lol) then I'll bust by 56 yards thanks to the genius token. Ah well. At least I picked a week where my full points was going to suck anyway to get Cajones out of the way. My only hope is if 20 people bust, which honestly would loving rule
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Oct 7, 2019 07:06
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