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Last week, on 1KYOB...
Scores and Standings Final scores from last week and overall standings so far are below. pre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bjork Bjowlob 998 1 28 0 28 Zyla 958 2 27 0 27 HereticMIND 940 3 26 50 76 Activated Ghost token BlindSite 876 4 25 0 25 Acebuckeye13 872 5 24 0 24 korrandark 872 6 23 0 23 Okibi 850 7 22 0 22 a new study bible! 847 8 21 0 21 bobjr 831 9 20 0 20 Grittybeard 828 10 19 0 19 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elephanthead 825 11 18 0 18 fishing with the fam 819 12 17 0 17 Nystral 776 13 16 0 16 Blowjob Overtime 774 14 15 0 15 Tiny Tubesteak Tom 773 15 14 0 14 Chichevache 773 16 13 0 13 Strobe 725 17 12 0 12 seiferguy 710 18 11 0 11 totally losing my mime 686 19 10 0 10 No Butt Stuff 671 20 9 0 9 the mean lunch lady 643 21 8 0 8 Deceptive 622 22 7 0 7 Leperflesh 469 23 6 0 6 von Metternich 171 24 5 0 5 WaffleZombie 1039 25 4 0 4 Arnold Layne 1224 26 3 0 3 Shadow225 816 27 0 0 0 Failed Cojones check Play 730 28 0 0 0 Failed Cojones check pre:Player Overall Rank | Wk1 Wk2 Wk3 Wk4 ------------------------------------------------------------- seiferguy 154 1 | 8 7 128 11 HereticMIND 115 2 | - 15 24 76 Bjork Bjowlob 98 3 | 27 18 25 28 BlindSite 89 4 | 18 23 23 25 korrandark 72 5 | 3 29 17 23 Elephanthead 70 6 | 12 13 27 18 Acebuckeye13 67 7 | 15 28 0 24 Chichevache 67 7 | 23 12 19 13 fishing with the fam 67 7 | 21 8 21 17 Strobe 65 10 | 16 19 18 12 Nystral 64 11 | 2 20 26 16 bobjr 60 12 | 20 5 15 20 Deceptive 60 12 | 29 24 0 7 a new study bible! 59 14 | 11 14 13 21 Leperflesh 57 15 | 13 22 16 6 Shadow225 57 15 | 9 26 22 0 the mean lunch lady 56 17 | 25 16 7 8 OxySnake 55 18 | 26 21 8 - Grittybeard 54 19 | 28 4 3 19 Tiny Tubesteak Tom 52 20 | 7 27 4 14 Blowjob Overtime 47 21 | 5 17 10 15 Arnold Layne 46 22 | 19 10 14 3 No Butt Stuff 44 23 | 4 25 6 9 Okibi 43 24 | 1 9 11 22 Play 35 25 | 14 1 20 0 von Metternich 34 26 | 17 3 9 5 WaffleZombie 33 27 | 6 11 12 4 -----Cutoff for Playoffs------------------------------------- totally losing my mime 31 28 | 10 6 5 10 Zyla 27 29 | - - - 27 Satisfaction Guaranteed 26 30 | 24 2 - - Benne 22 31 | 22 - - - Bye: DET, MIA Thurs: LAR @ SEA Sun Early: JAX @ CAR NE @ WAS BUF @ TEN BAL @ PIT ARI @ CIN ATL @ HOU TB @ NO MIN @ NYG CHI @ OAK NYJ @ PHI Sun Late: DEN @ LAC GB @ DAL Sun Night: IND @ KC Mon: CLE @ SF ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do I play 1000 Yards or Bust? See this thread! Tokens! Tokens are back again this year. What's a token you ask? Good question: Because 1KYOB is inherently a game about selecting offensive players, tokens were originally created to celebrate the superlative defenders of the NFL as well as introduce another strategic element to the game. The tokens apply to your GDI Number player and only your GDI Number player, but you can't cheat and edit them in if you're heading into Monday about to bust: if you haven't declared you're using a token before the first player on your list starts, you're SOL. Each token can only be used once per season unless otherwise noted. To play a token please copy and paste the image as well as the name of the token after your GDI Number. This year there are seven tokens, split into three different categories - Normal, Supplement, and Special. You can only use a max of one token per week from each category. NORMAL TOKENS THE MACK TOKEN  A running back's worst nightmare is to make a cut towards an inviting gap only to see Khalil Mack suddenly appear, arms wide in welcome embrace. Particularly so when Mack has crossed half the country and a whole conference to unexpectedly crush this naive NFC North rusher twice a season. You may play the Mack Token when your GDI Number is a Running Back. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. THE HAYWARD TOKEN  Casey Hayward is one of the premier CBs in the league, and after he has assimilated the life force of the rest of the Chargers' defense a la Jet Li in The One he will become unstoppable. You may play the Hayward Token when your GDI Number is a Wide Receiver or a Tight End. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. THE GHOST OF SAN DIEGO PAST TOKEN  Prior to his untimely death, Joey Bosa terrorized offensive lines and QBs coming off the edge. Becoming phantasmal can only improve his game, turning him from 'difficult to block' to 'impossible to handle unless you know five kids and a dog with a van'. You may play the Ghost of San Diego Past Token when your GDI Number is a Quarterback. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will convert your QB entry to use Rushing instead of Passing yards, as the QB can think of nothing but fleeing for his life. If you are already using Rushing yards for your QB entry, this token will zero out their score as the QB remains rooted to the spot in fear. Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. SUPPLEMENT TOKENS THE MERCURIAL GENIUS TOKEN  Note: see the bottom of this post for clarifications on this token. Marcus Peters is an extremely talented CB who is prone to, uh, 'shifts' in mood that can affect his performance. One week he will smother a #1 wideout so thoroughly that the receiver forgets his own name, the next he's launching flags into the crowd and himself out of the stadium. You may play the Mercurial Genius token alongside any of the above Normal tokens - it cannot be played by itself. The Normal token acts normally, and if you need it to avoid busting (or if you bust regardless), it will be consumed. However if you do not need the token to avoid busting, the Mercurial Genius token will return the Normal token back to you to be used again in a following week (i.e. it will refresh the token). The Mercurial Genius token itself can be played any number of times during the season, unless... ...your GDI Number blows up and exceeds the relevant yardage limit (Rushing: 100, Receiving: 100, Passing: 400). Then the Genius will get himself ejected for the rest of the season and your GDI Number will have a record game! Specifically, their yardage total will be set to the relevant all-time single-game record below: Rushing: 296 yards (Adrian Peterson, Vikings vs San Diego, 2007) Receiving: 336 yards (Willie 'Flipper' Anderson, Rams vs Saints, 1989) Passing: 554 yards (Norm van Brocklin, Rams vs NY Yanks, 1951) If this happens and you still don't bust (what kind of strange list are you running?!?) then the Normal token will still be returned. The Mercurial Genius token is always consumed after the Genius is ejected. SPECIAL TOKENS THE MONSTER COJONES TOKEN  A reminder of the most balls-out playcall I've seen in a Superbowl, and - as a Jets fan - a delightful way for the Patriots to be humbled on the biggest stage in American football. I'd like to take this opportunity to bring up that the Patriots also tried a similar play in the same game, showing us that sometimes it is ok to count out Touchdown Tom. If you declare the Monster Cojones token during a given week, it gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you better catch that pass! In addition, you can use the Monster Cojones token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Monster Cojones token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart! Have fun! Maybe it's time to hang em up, buddy Players who've used a Cojones and failed to make the top 10  pre:Acebuckeye13 Deceptive Shadow225 Play Players who've had their Genius ejected  pre:No-one yet I'll try to collate any token clarifications I make during each thread in this area. Clarification 1: The Genius Token The Genius token will return the Normal token if you don't need the Normal token to avoid busting. If you do need it (or bust anyway) the Normal token is consumed and not returned. The Genius token itself is always returned unless it gets ejected ie your GDI number exceeds the yardage limit. For example: Pre-Monday yardage total: 920 If Brate goes for 70: no bust, both Hayward and Genius tokens returned If Brate goes for 100: Hayward token activated, Brate yardage becomes zero, Hayward token not returned, Genius token returned If Brate goes for 120: Genius ejected, Brate yardage becomes 336, total yardage 1256, bust, Hayward token not returned, Genius token not returned Pre-Monday yardage total: 600 Brate goes for 70: no bust or ejection, both tokens returned Brate goes for 120: Genius ejected, Brate yardage becomes 336, total yardage 936, no bust, Hayward token returned, Genius token not returned Clarification 2: Tiebreakers Ties are broken as follows:
Clarification 3: Using the same player more than once You can use the same player more than once but you cannot use the same combination of player and yardage type more than once. So - to use Nick Foles as an example - you can list Nick Foles three times in one entry (for Passing, Rushing and Receiving yards) but you cannot list Nick Foles - Passing more than once. If you use a player more than once they have to be listed on separate lines for each yardage type you want to use: pre:PHI - Nick Foles - Passing Yards PHI - Nick Foles - Rushing Yards
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ATL - Julio Jones - Receiving yards LAC - Philip Rivers - Passing yards IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing yards GDI#: CLE - Baker Mayfield - Passing yards Feelin' spicy: 
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Oct 6, 2019 16:59
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Strobe posted:
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Oct 6, 2019 17:08
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Monster Cojones token
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Shadow225 posted:I think I'm at 983 so either Tevin gets less than 17 yards or I lose two tokens. The Genius token is only consumed if it gets ejected ie if Tevin goes for over 100 yards. So if he goes for 30, you'll lose the Mack token but keep the Genius token.
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Oct 7, 2019 07:42
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MNF! I really need Mayfield to go HAM tonight to rescue my Cojonespre:Baker Mayfield - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- von Metternich | 85 totally losing my mime | 325 Acebuckeye13 | 528 No Butt Stuff | 528 Bjork Bjowlob | 596 Baker Mayfield - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Strobe | 260 George Kittle - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Tiny Tubesteak Tom | -84 Okibi | -56 fishing with the fam | 48 Arnold Layne | 179 BlindSite | 191 Grittybeard | 281 Jarvis Landry - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- the mean lunch lady | 170 Deceptive | 332 Jimmy Garappolo - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Play | 235 Jimmy Garoppolo - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Elephanthead | 472 Matt Breida - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- korrandark | 183 OxySnake | 214 WaffleZombie | 381 Nick Chubb - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- a new study bible! | -104 Chichevache | -56 bobjr | -2 Nystral | 120 Leperflesh | 334 seiferguy | 375 Tevin Coleman - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Shadow225 | 17 HereticMIND | 515
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Oct 7, 2019 20:48
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Lol forever at these scores. From #1 to the basement, that's 1KYOB!pre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shadow225 983 1 27 0 27 Activated Mack token Nystral 967 2 26 0 26 Play 946 3 25 0 25 korrandark 931 4 24 0 24 the mean lunch lady 905 5 23 0 23 OxySnake 900 6 22 0 22 Arnold Layne 891 7 21 0 21 BlindSite 879 8 20 0 20 Grittybeard 789 9 19 0 19 totally losing my mime 775 10 18 0 18 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Leperflesh 753 11 17 0 17 Deceptive 743 12 16 0 16 WaffleZombie 733 13 15 0 15 seiferguy 712 14 14 0 14 Elephanthead 709 15 13 0 13 No Butt Stuff 572 16 12 0 12 Acebuckeye13 572 17 11 0 11 von Metternich 1015 18 10 0 10 fishing with the fam 1022 19 9 0 9 bobjr 1089 20 8 0 8 Okibi 1126 21 7 0 7 Chichevache 1143 22 6 0 6 Tiny Tubesteak Tom 1154 23 5 0 5 a new study bible! 1191 24 4 0 4 Strobe 740 25 0 0 0 Failed Cojones check HereticMIND 582 26 0 0 0 Failed Cojones check Bjork Bjowlob 504 27 0 0 0 Failed Cojones check
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Oct 9, 2019 22:06
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New thread here!
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Oct 10, 2019 22:50
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