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edited to be on the safe side but still nws  i thought the other guy was a better archie tbh e: the original by request, obviously https://imgur.com/a/lX8CoYa
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Why's his dick smaller?????!!!!
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Oct 3, 2019 00:29
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That's not NWS you lying bastard! Wheres the dick and nips?
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Oct 3, 2019 00:29
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Why they hair look like that
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Oct 3, 2019 00:31
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Finally we'll learn the true story behind the nickname "Jughead"
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Oct 3, 2019 00:33
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Pretty
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Oct 3, 2019 01:08
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Imagine trying to keep a straight face while having sex with a dude with painted on freckles and a Fanta-colored wig
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Oct 3, 2019 01:19
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Squashing Machine posted:Imagine trying to keep a straight face while having sex with a dude with painted on freckles and a Fanta-colored wig Well clearly we'll have to agree to disagree
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Oct 3, 2019 01:21
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Wow, you wouldn't expect little skinny guy like that to have a huge loving peen.
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Oct 3, 2019 01:23
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CPL593H posted:Wow, you wouldn't expect little skinny guy like that to have a huge loving peen. welcome to my world, every single time
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Oct 3, 2019 01:33
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CPL593H posted:Wow, you wouldn't expect little skinny guy like that to have a huge loving peen. Clearly you have some growing to do
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Oct 3, 2019 01:34
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More like "RiverDDale"
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Oct 3, 2019 01:35
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CPL593H posted:Wow, you wouldn't expect little skinny guy like that to have a huge loving peen. Why are the women mad? I mean really plentiful penis
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Oct 3, 2019 01:39
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Burt Sexual posted:Why are the women mad? I mean really plentiful penis MY FRIEND told me that if it's too big there can be problems.
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Oct 3, 2019 01:42
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Big improvement from season 3.
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Oct 3, 2019 01:42
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Is the girl on the right Jugshead?
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Oct 3, 2019 01:46
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Burt Sexual posted:Why are the women mad? I mean really plentiful penis In the canon of the Archie comics, Betty and Veronica are romantic rivals for Archie Andrews's affection. Their dueling attempts for his affection form the basic drama that has made the Archie comics a continual piece of American storytelling since the early 40's. So, anyone even remotely aware of the fiction would know that Betty would be upset to find Archie with his gigantic ginger penis out in the presence of a topless Veronica, and Veronica would be angered to be interrupted during the early stages of their sexual activities for the evening. You buffoon. You utter clod
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channel z posted:welcome to my world, every single time Oh who cares. you didn't grow it yourself. real men aren't proud of just having a big dick. Treating a girl with love and respect. That's what a real man does. Who cares how big their dick is - it's how they use it and how they treat the girl they are using it on. That is what matters.
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Squashing Machine posted:In the canon of the Archie comics, Betty and Veronica are romantic rivals for Archie Andrews's affection. Their dueling attempts for his affection form the basic drama that has made the Archie comics a continual piece of American storytelling since the early 40's. So, anyone even remotely aware of the fiction would know that Betty would be upset to find Archie with his gigantic ginger penis out in the presence of a topless Veronica, and Veronica would be angered to be interrupted during the early stages of their sexual activities for the evening. You buffoon. You utter clod Veronica was Hispanic? I never noticed...when I WAS 8 YEEARs OlD FOLLOwING COMICs! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veronica_Lodge Burt Sexual fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Oct 3, 2019 |
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Squashing Machine posted:In the canon of the Archie comics, Betty and Veronica are romantic rivals for Archie Andrews's affection. Their dueling attempts for his affection form the basic drama that has made the Archie comics a continual piece of American storytelling since the early 40's. So, anyone even remotely aware of the fiction would know that Betty would be upset to find Archie with his gigantic ginger penis out in the presence of a topless Veronica, and Veronica would be angered to be interrupted during the early stages of their sexual activities for the evening. You buffoon. You utter clod I wonder what happens next. Cosmic Thing posted:Oh who cares. you didn't grow it yourself. I think the obsession with huge dicks is a thing (mostly) straight men have internalized from pop culture. Maybe I just don't have a big enough sample size but every straight woman and gay/bi man (myself included) I've talked to about this seem to agree that there is a such thing as too much. I've also been told this by the actual guys who have giant dicks. I'm not trying to talk poo poo about guys that are significantly above average just that this is a weird cultural obsession that doesn't seem to translate to real life and it's unfortunate that it causes a lot of people distress.
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Why? What purpose does this serve? Is this that postmodern art I've heard so much about? And other questions like that.
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I'm not straight anyway. it's just a neat feature. also it appears my creepy irl stalker's returned to somethingawful so goodbye.
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Burt Sexual posted:Veronica was Hispanic? I never noticed...when I WAS 8 YEEARs OlD FOLLOwING COMICs! It's 2019 Burt, this is how we handle casting now
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Oct 3, 2019 02:22
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I LOVE BIG TITTIES!!!
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the original is always better
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Chinatown posted:I LOVE BIG TITTIES!!! Don’t they hurt your back?
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CPL593H posted:I wonder what happens next. Sorry about the peen op
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why do they have 4 different toasters and a toaster oven and a neon sign that says pizza? and a tools botx? this doesnt seemtot match the comics
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There’s a knife set there that could easily end this 30 year drama
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naem posted:why do they have 4 different toasters and a toaster oven and a neon sign that says pizza? Those toasters are p sweet. SHOW MORE OF THE TOASTERS, LESS ROASTIES MORE TOASTIES
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Thots and Prayers posted:LESS ROASTIES MORE TOASTIES Jesus Christ, 
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Oct 3, 2019 03:43
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Of course they had to use wigs, you ever heard of a porn star with BLONDE hair? Get outta town
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it's kind of weird that they're wigs that specifically look insanely cheap and dumb or hm I guess I don't watch a lot of themed porn, it could be normal
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Cubone posted:it's kind of weird that they're wigs that specifically look insanely cheap and dumb Just wait until you see the tits
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CPL593H posted:I think the obsession with huge dicks is a thing (mostly) straight men have internalized from pop culture. Archie has an uncommonly nice dick even removing the size factor. It has an undeniable aesthetic quality that even I, an uncultured straight, can appreciate. It somewhat explains the enduring mystery of Archie being a ginger that is prized by women, which until this moment I assumed was intended as comedic irony.
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Burt Sexual posted:Don’t they hurt your back? No, no back pain. Sure make my weener feel funny though
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Thots and Prayers posted:Just wait until you see the tits
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Nooner posted:No, no back pain. 
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