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my dick is 100x times the size of that dick jk its barely surpassing the total height of all the nipples
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August Ames is dead. Have some respect.
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Oct 3, 2019 05:12
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No checker pattern on the side of head. #notmyarchie
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naem posted:why do they have 4 different toasters and a toaster oven and a neon sign that says pizza? and a tools botx? this doesnt seemtot match the comics Those are antiques and therefore collectables, you philistine. Moon Atari posted:Archie has an uncommonly nice dick even removing the size factor. It has an undeniable aesthetic quality that even I, an uncultured straight, can appreciate. It somewhat explains the enduring mystery of Archie being a ginger that is prized by women, which until this moment I assumed was intended as comedic irony. I mean it's nice to look at, but he'd better be a bottom or that's a no-go. Milo and POTUS posted:surprised nobodys asked for names yet I'm pretty sure it won't be hard to find this.
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Riverdale is entirely about the sexual tension between Archie and Hiram Lodge and any worthwhile porn parody would be too.
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Kind of disappointed theres no Josie and the PUSSYcats content here. I mean c'mon. Its staring them right in the face.
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Milo and POTUS posted:surprised nobodys asked for names yet Archie, Betty, and Veronica tyvm.
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Kind of disappointed theres no Josie and the PUSSYcats content here. I mean c'mon. Its staring them right in the face. Genuinely surprised we haven't had the superhero team Teen Tight 'Uns.
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I'm straight as sin but I'd let Hiram Lodge his Jughead into my Cheryl Blossom
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Away all Goats posted:betty has a nice cock She can't help it. She's drawn that way.
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Can't really see how this is fair. Archie gets to sleep with two women. Fine, that's great. I just did the math and the world is 50% men and women, so for Archie to get two means that somebody out there has to get zero. Don't want to make a big deal out of it but I thought more people would be bothered and disturbed by this, but I guess people are fine with Archie getting two women which means when I go to the store to get mine, it won't be there, but will be at Archie's house. Again, don't want to make this bigger than it is, but this is messed up and something should be done about it.
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Oct 3, 2019 20:52
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Have you ever found your penis double I was watching a porn once and I was like Jesus his dong looks just like mine. It was nuts. I forgot the scene and never knew his name. Wish I could find him and tell him what's what and have a drink and talk about it
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Oct 3, 2019 20:57
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house of the dad posted:Can't really see how this is fair. Archie gets to sleep with two women. Fine, that's great. I just did the math and the world is 50% men and women, so for Archie to get two means that somebody out there has to get zero. Don't want to make a big deal out of it but I thought more people would be bothered and disturbed by this, but I guess people are fine with Archie getting two women which means when I go to the store to get mine, it won't be there, but will be at Archie's house. Again, don't want to make this bigger than it is, but this is messed up and something should be done about it. Jughead does not want for any woman, although "Big" Ethel is infatuated with him which doesn't resolve the Archie equation really. Dilton Doiley, however, has never hosed and never will. Of this I'm sure. Perhaps herein lies the answer
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I only have eyes for "Dark Betty"
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house of the dad posted:Can't really see how this is fair. Archie gets to sleep with two women. Fine, that's great. I just did the math and the world is 50% men and women, so for Archie to get two means that somebody out there has to get zero. Don't want to make a big deal out of it but I thought more people would be bothered and disturbed by this, but I guess people are fine with Archie getting two women which means when I go to the store to get mine, it won't be there, but will be at Archie's house. Again, don't want to make this bigger than it is, but this is messed up and something should be done about it. This assumes pussy and dick are finite resources and once paired, cannot be used again. It is better said that there are an infinite combination of pussies and dicks.
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R.L. Stine posted:Jughead does not want for any woman, although "Big" Ethel is infatuated with him which doesn't resolve the Archie equation really. Dilton Doiley, however, has never hosed and never will. Of this I'm sure. Perhaps herein lies the answer Heroin is never the answer
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Oct 3, 2019 21:20
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CPL593H posted:huge dicks is a thing (mostly) straight men have internalized
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Oct 3, 2019 21:20
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Having a big dick and scaring women is great
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:I only have eyes for "Dark Betty" Is this, like, Betty with a goatee, or more like the RamJam song?
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Oscar Wild posted:This assumes pussy and dick are finite resources and once paired, cannot be used again. It is better said that there are an infinite combination of pussies and dicks. Pretty sure this isn't true. Not sure why you would even try to make this argument.
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Oct 3, 2019 21:27
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Why the hell is Archie so popular anyway? iirc he's not Moose level brain damaged, but pretty loving dumb still, a liar, a bad friend and a ginger. I don't blame Reggie for hating his guts!
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teh plot thickens  really nice kitchen, looks like they have a hood vent even free hubcaps fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Oct 3, 2019 |
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Oct 3, 2019 21:54
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1redflag posted:Is this, like, Betty with a goatee, or more like the RamJam song? It's just Betty with a dark wig and a penchant for BDSM violence 
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The Lobotomy Kid posted:Riverdale is entirely about the sexual tension between Archie and Hiram Lodge and any worthwhile porn parody would be too.      
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Archie costanza
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Sunswipe posted:Genuinely surprised we haven't had the superhero team Teen Tight 'Uns. I'm still dumbfounded that there was never a porn video called The Big Wang Theory. Elliot Rodger posted:Can't really see how this is fair. Archie gets to sleep with two women. Fine, that's great. I just did the math and the world is 50% men and women, so for Archie to get two means that somebody out there has to get zero. Don't want to make a big deal out of it but I thought more people would be bothered and disturbed by this, but I guess people are fine with Archie getting two women which means when I go to the store to get mine, it won't be there, but will be at Archie's house. Again, don't want to make this bigger than it is, but this is messed up and something should be done about it. free hubcaps posted:teh plot thickens Thickens, you say?
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lmao was that seriously in Eliot's posting history
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Skypie posted:lmao was that seriously in Eliot's posting history Lmao, JFC
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1redflag posted:Lmao, JFC I'm an idiot. 
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CPL593H posted:I'm still dumbfounded that there was never a porn video called The Big Wang Theory. The people who make up the porn parodies just got confused and frustrated because it already had "bang" in it.
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YeahTubaMike posted:
who do you think is behind the camera
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Apparently Archie gets shot in the stomach and dies lol
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Have you ever found your penis double I was watching a porn once and I was like Jesus his dong looks just like mine. It was nuts. I forgot the scene and never knew his name. Wish I could find him and tell him what's what and have a drink and talk about it Was he also banging your sister? In a strangely familiar room? Absolutely uncanny
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