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Felinoid
Mar 8, 2009

Marginally better than Shepard's dancing. 2/10
Phantom Rose, because that is ridiculous levels of anime and I want to see how far they take it.

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Felinoid
Mar 8, 2009

Marginally better than Shepard's dancing. 2/10
Same as above. Minus to Into the Breach because a quick look probably wouldn't do it justice anyway, plus to Moss Destruction.

Felinoid
Mar 8, 2009

Marginally better than Shepard's dancing. 2/10
Second Second, by a country mile.

Felinoid
Mar 8, 2009

Marginally better than Shepard's dancing. 2/10
Eagle Island because I don't hate Party Bug.

Blood Card in particular looks dire. :gonk:

Felinoid
Mar 8, 2009

Marginally better than Shepard's dancing. 2/10
For the King! Think I might even get it myself with the sale on right now.

Felinoid
Mar 8, 2009

Marginally better than Shepard's dancing. 2/10
Curious Expedition. A friend was raving about it and then burned himself out on it. Sounds like LP gold to me.

Felinoid
Mar 8, 2009

Marginally better than Shepard's dancing. 2/10
Can I just vote for all three? Because dang they all look good.

Felinoid
Mar 8, 2009

Marginally better than Shepard's dancing. 2/10
Sublevel Zero looks like someone did a good job updating Descent. I'd get it if I weren't so dogshit at Descent in the first place.

Also wow Caribbean Sail seems like good fun.

Felinoid
Mar 8, 2009

Marginally better than Shepard's dancing. 2/10
Exit the Gungeon because I'm curious how the sidescroller twist holds up.

Felinoid
Mar 8, 2009

Marginally better than Shepard's dancing. 2/10
So we have lovely Gungeon, co-op Gungeon, and...whatever the gently caress Bad North is. Pikmin with swords? Whatever, I'm going for that one.

Felinoid
Mar 8, 2009

Marginally better than Shepard's dancing. 2/10
Rush Rover looks good if frantic, but you just had a good game so I'm gonna say 20XX next.

Felinoid
Mar 8, 2009

Marginally better than Shepard's dancing. 2/10
Wow we've got the full four-square going on here. Utopia 9 looked like it shouldn't be good and isn't, Basingstoke looks like it shouldn't be good but probably is, Fallback looks like it should be good but probably isn't, and Roguemance looks like it should be good but ???????. I need to find out if Roguemance is actually good. Give us a look, Deputy Pbug.

Felinoid
Mar 8, 2009

Marginally better than Shepard's dancing. 2/10

AltaBrown posted:

Dicey Dungeons because Neoverse looks like Waifu the TCG.

My first thought when i saw the list was "boy I hope one of the others is better than Dicey Dungeons because it irks me that they say 'a dice'". And then one is a top-down twin-stick where opaque scenery can cover the action, and the other starts its trailer with a katana girl in a suit that looks like it's already had the laziest nude texmod applied. So gently caress it, Dicey Dungeons it is, for looking like an actually bearable game.

Felinoid
Mar 8, 2009

Marginally better than Shepard's dancing. 2/10
Audio desyncs massively after the first cut, so it's there for about 80% of the video.

Also definitely Second Second. They're all trying to pull off being baller in the trailers and it's the only one that succeeds.

Felinoid
Mar 8, 2009

Marginally better than Shepard's dancing. 2/10
Holy crapsponge. The point of a deckbuilder game is to have fun using the weird poo poo you put into your deck, not to have people walk up, look at your deck, say "yeah that's pretty good" and then walk away again. But not only will the AI surrender at the very start of a battle, depriving you of even the chance to impress into submission, there doesn't even appear to be any particularly weird poo poo you can put together! :psyduck:

Let's go with Bunker Punks and just shoot some things in the goddamn face instead.

Felinoid
Mar 8, 2009

Marginally better than Shepard's dancing. 2/10
Man, Bunker Punks looks excellent, if a bit...sparse? Good thing it's a budget title.

Now back to cards! Do Fate Hunters for your sins.

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Felinoid
Mar 8, 2009

Marginally better than Shepard's dancing. 2/10
Gonner looks like utter dogshit trying to hide behind "artsy game".

And now Immortal Redneck for a palate cleanser.

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