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As some of you know my water goes out at least once a month. Usually it happens in the afternoon which is annoying but past all of the important bathroom stuff I do in the morning. Today the water went out at like 5:00am. I haven't showered. I haven't pooped. I am a man on the edge. If it wasn't for the fact that we store drinking water I wouldn't have even had coffee. But seriously, I am squeezin' my cheeks and hoping fervently that the guy who fixes the community pump HURRIES THE gently caress UP.
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Oct 5, 2019 16:59
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Looks like you already solved your problem by making this thread, OP!
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Oct 5, 2019 17:01
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What kind of hell world do you live in?
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Oct 5, 2019 17:01
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super sweet best pal posted:What kind of hell world do you live in? Rural Oregon. Which is amazing. Aside from the 80 year old pump that breaks down every month. Plus side? I have a flat water usage fee so I don't get charged extra when I water my garden in the summer.
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Oct 5, 2019 17:03
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If you live in a rural area then just go outside and poop wherever you want. Why is this even an issue.
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Oct 5, 2019 17:05
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Kibbles n Shits posted:If you live in a rural area then just go outside and poop wherever you want. Why is this even an issue. 
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Oct 5, 2019 17:06
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Pooping outside is great.
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Oct 5, 2019 17:06
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Kibbles n Shits posted:If you live in a rural area then just go outside and poop wherever you want. Why is this even an issue. I guess that's true but I hike in the woods behind my house and I know if I poop out there I WILL step in it at some point in the future.
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Oct 5, 2019 17:07
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If this is a regular thing then why don’t you just keep a 5 gallon bucket of water around? Even then you’re still good for one flush op
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Oct 5, 2019 17:07
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Literally A Person posted:I guess that's true but I hike in the woods behind my house and I know if I poop out there I WILL step in it at some point in the future. Bring a shovel, duh
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Oct 5, 2019 17:07
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OP do you have this to help you dig your dookie dirt deposit after you bludgeoned a "random hiker" you met only for 3 seconds?
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Oct 5, 2019 17:08
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You put the toilet paper on the handle
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Oct 5, 2019 17:08
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You can flush a toilet just by pouring enough liquid into the bowl, so if you really need to poop you're gonna have to do a mega piss.
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Oct 5, 2019 17:09
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Just leave the poop in the bowl, save the planet one flush at a time.
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Oct 5, 2019 17:09
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Ziv Zulander posted:If this is a regular thing then why don’t you just keep a 5 gallon bucket of water around? My wife got the one flush this morning around 5:00. We do keep water around but I guess we never thought to keep a 5-gal of grey water for the force flush. This guy is freaking me the gently caress out. Why does he look like that!?
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Oct 5, 2019 17:11
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Literally A Person posted:My wife got the one flush this morning around 5:00. We do keep water around but I guess we never thought to keep a 5-gal of grey water for the force flush. You don’t even need the force flush, you just fill the cistern back up
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Oct 5, 2019 17:14
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Ziv Zulander posted:You don’t even need the force flush, you just fill the cistern back up OMG, I feel like such a fool.
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Oct 5, 2019 17:17
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You really should have more than one bathroom in your house. That sounds like a real inconvenience. Sorry for your lot in life, op.
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Oct 5, 2019 17:18
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dudeness posted:you're gonna have to do a mega piss. Okay I was curious if there was anybody that could hold enough piss to do this and I found this guy https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3650792/
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Oct 5, 2019 17:18
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Burt Sexual posted:You really should have more than one bathroom in your house. That sounds like a real inconvenience. Sorry for your lot in life, op. ...I have a second terlet. It's in my shop but I peed in it last night and didn't flush.
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Oct 5, 2019 17:19
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hot date tonight! posted:Okay I was curious if there was anybody that could hold enough piss to do this and I found this guy https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3650792/ six liters of piss 
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Oct 5, 2019 17:20
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OO OOO OOOOO!!!! The pump is off!!! This is usually the indicator that we'll have water in less than an hour!!!!!!!
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Oct 5, 2019 17:25
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Literally A Person posted:...I have a second terlet. It's in my shop but I peed in it last night and didn't flush. I'm confused why can't you poop in that one then
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Oct 5, 2019 17:29
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My core muscles are powerful enough that in case of an emergency, I can rocket a deuce out my rear end over the fence into the neighbour's yard from my deck. I suggest crunches, OP
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Oct 5, 2019 17:29
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Burt Sexual posted:You really should have more than one bathroom in your house. That sounds like a real inconvenience. Sorry for your lot in life, op. Does OP really have one bathroom OP's house? Also if you're outside, isn't the entire outdoors a bathroom(at least the outdoors not in sight of other human beings)?
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Oct 5, 2019 17:33
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500 good dogs posted:I'm confused why can't you poop in that one then But I'd have to use the one flush to flush the pee because I refuse to poop into a bowl full of pee. Then that would leave me without enough water to flush the poo.
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Oct 5, 2019 17:34
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Get naked, walk out to the woods, raise your hands to the beauty of nature and let the poop fall OP LAP
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Oct 5, 2019 17:37
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Literally A Person posted:But I'd have to use the one flush to flush the pee because I refuse to poop into a bowl full of pee. Then that would leave me without enough water to flush the poo. Appears you have larger issues than just not having water temporarily. Anyways, I do share your same problem w a community well, but we recently put in a redundant pump so maybe do that.
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Oct 5, 2019 17:38
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Burt Sexual posted:Appears you have larger issues than just not having water temporarily. I don't know the legality of that here. We pump surface water for our community and the water comes from a lake owned by the state. I don't know how much they'd like me dropping my own pump in there.
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Oct 5, 2019 17:40
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poop and flush, then pee in the sink OP this isn't hard
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Oct 5, 2019 17:40
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kecske posted:poop and flush, then pee in the sink OP this isn't hard I...I just peed in the toilet. The only reason I don't want to poo in it is because it will have to sit there until the water comes back on and I hate leaving a turd floating.
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Oct 5, 2019 17:46
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Literally A Person posted:Rural Oregon. I'm not sure that "We pay just as much when we don't have any water as when we do" is the great deal you think it is.
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Oct 5, 2019 17:46
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Sunswipe posted:I'm not sure that "We pay just as much when we don't have any water as when we do" is the great deal you think it is. I mean, my water usually isn't down for more than a day a month. I think that makes up for the ridiculous amount of gallonage I feed to my plants over the summer.
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Oct 5, 2019 17:48
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find a bucket
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Oct 5, 2019 18:01
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numberoneposter posted:find a bucket Then what?
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Oct 5, 2019 18:02
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Literally A Person posted:Then what?
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Oct 5, 2019 18:06
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I have intel on you’re poop habits op. You can stop in my McDonalds but you gotta buy a sprite to take a poo poo. 
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Oct 5, 2019 18:09
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Has the water come back on? Did OP take a poo poo? I need answers!
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Oct 5, 2019 18:10
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Literally A Person posted:I mean, my water usually isn't down for more than a day a month. I think that makes up for the ridiculous amount of gallonage I feed to my plants over the summer. How much do you pay per month for water?
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Oct 5, 2019 18:17
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my dog died im sad posted:Has the water come back on? Did OP take a poo poo? I need answers! No water. No poo poo. NO PEACE! Raldikuk posted:How much do you pay per month for water? $40.
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