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Literally A Person posted:No water. No poo poo. NO PEACE! Do you have community septic too? We do. State park/lake next door doesn’t allow septic tiles, we built a lagoon for “processing” our poo poo.
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500 good dogs posted:I'm confused why can't you poop in that one then because long story short the op is a disgusting sexual menace
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Oct 5, 2019 18:29
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Burt Sexual posted:Do you have community septic too? We do. State park/lake next door doesn’t allow septic tiles, we built a lagoon for “processing” our poo poo. Nah, we have our own. When we bought the place it was part of the agreement that the folks selling put in a new system so it's all fancy. Technically it's clean enough that we can legally discharge into waterways. We don't but it's still neat.
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Oct 5, 2019 18:33
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I grew up with well water, so I feel your pain op. Every time the power went out, no poopin.
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Oct 5, 2019 18:38
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well well well, water we got here
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Oct 5, 2019 18:41
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We lost power for 10 days once in a ice/snow storm. I put in a whole house generator system with 220v so I could eat and post. No water though.  I’ma prepper
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Oct 5, 2019 18:48
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Whole house systems with 220v are the bomb if you've got the money for it, especially if you also have solar.
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Oct 5, 2019 18:53
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dudeness posted:You can flush a toilet just by pouring enough liquid into the bowl, so if you really need to poop you're gonna have to do a mega piss. Lol
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Oct 5, 2019 18:56
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Lol that’s way to much for how often you lose water. I water my garden all the time and use lots of water for brewing it’s only like 30 a month also my areas water is always in the top ten for water quality in the country. You getting ripped off man
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Oct 5, 2019 19:01
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dudeness posted:You can flush a toilet just by pouring enough liquid into the bowl, so if you really need to poop you're gonna have to do a mega piss.
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Oct 5, 2019 19:06
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I'm going to poo poo outside right now just because OP refuses to
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Oct 5, 2019 19:09
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Piss outside and come back to poo poo and flush you fuckin weirdo
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Oct 5, 2019 19:12
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Lol that’s way to much for how often you lose water. My neighbors thought the same thing so they had a well drilled. But it was sour. So they had another well drilled. And.....it was sour. So now they own a house that has no running water and the cost to hook back up to the community water is almost as expensive as it was to drill two wells. I'm happy with my $40 a month. Very happy.
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Oct 5, 2019 19:25
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Colonel Cancer posted:Piss outside and come back to poo poo and flush you fuckin weirdo I CAN'T FLUSH!
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Oct 5, 2019 19:25
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Just push it back up through your stomach and throw it up somewhere OP gosh
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Oct 5, 2019 19:26
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I just had a poo poo outside, OP Embrace the space
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Oct 5, 2019 19:26
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JK Fresco posted:I just had a poo poo outside, OP Like I said earlier, I am not going to poo poo in my woods because I recreate back there and I do not UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES want to step in my own poo. I'm not anti-woods making GBS threads. Hell, I've poo poo in the woods plenty of times. I'm just anti stepping in human excrement. Ever.
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Oct 5, 2019 19:29
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Literally A Person posted:My neighbors thought the same thing so they had a well drilled. But it was sour. So they had another well drilled. And.....it was sour. So now they own a house that has no running water and the cost to hook back up to the community water is almost as expensive as it was to drill two wells. I'm happy with my $40 a month. Very happy. Poop in their two sour wells, half a poop each
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Oct 5, 2019 19:30
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Literally A Person posted:Like I said earlier, I am not going to poo poo in my woods because I recreate back there and I do not UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES want to step in my own poo. I'm not anti-woods making GBS threads. Hell, I've poo poo in the woods plenty of times. I'm just anti stepping in human excrement. Ever. A baby sized hand garden spade would solve your problems.
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Oct 5, 2019 19:31
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RepeatingMeme posted:Poop in their two sour wells, half a poop each 
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Oct 5, 2019 19:31
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Burt Sexual posted:A baby sized hand garden spade would solve your problems. I just feel like at some point my foot is sinking into a soft spot and I'll look down and my foot will be sunken into the dirt and when I pull it out: POOP!
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Oct 5, 2019 19:33
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Swear off pooping forever, imo. Nasty habit.
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Oct 5, 2019 19:34
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Poop, eat the poop, then throw up in the toilet to flush it. Problem solved!
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Oct 5, 2019 19:34
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You have to dig a poop center. This is where it starts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYJbNy3FCns
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Oct 5, 2019 19:37
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If you know the water is going to go out at least once a month, why not get a few five gallon jugs and fill them with tap water? You could at least take a poo poo.
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Oct 5, 2019 19:44
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Literally A Person posted:I just feel like at some point my foot is sinking into a soft spot and I'll look down and my foot will be sunken into the dirt and when I pull it out: POOP! Sounds like a psychological issue I guess you could mark the site with a little poop flag
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Oct 5, 2019 19:51
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LAP cannot sleep for he knows his poo poo is out there... waiting for him
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Oct 5, 2019 19:53
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jsut doo doo in a pickle jar or something, what's the problem?
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Oct 5, 2019 19:59
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Better yet, get a small rain barrel that you can put under your gutter and have like 50 gallons of water, enough to flush every individual use of pee and poop for a few days. But mostly I'm just gonna laugh at a guy who is neurotically constipated by the prospect of pooping in a toilet that also has pee in it. The horror!
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Oct 5, 2019 20:00
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SpazmasterX posted:If you know the water is going to go out at least once a month, why not get a few five gallon jugs and fill them with tap water? You could at least take a poo poo. We do this on a smaller scale for drinking water but it just never occurred to me to save flushing water. JK Fresco posted:Sounds like a psychological issue I like the idea of a poop flag...gonna start some designs. sweet thursday posted:LAP cannot sleep for he knows his poo poo is out there... waiting for him I can hear it. laughing
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Oct 5, 2019 20:01
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Literally A Person posted:As some of you know my water goes out at least once a month. Usually it happens in the afternoon which is annoying but past all of the important bathroom stuff I do in the morning. Today the water went out at like 5:00am. I haven't showered. I haven't pooped. I am a man on the edge. If it wasn't for the fact that we store drinking water I wouldn't have even had coffee. But seriously, I am squeezin' my cheeks and hoping fervently that the guy who fixes the community pump HURRIES THE gently caress UP. Double line a small trashcan and dook in there, just do a double knot and toss it in the trash like a baby diaper. Use some vinegar and a paper towel to wipe. Or don't.
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Oct 5, 2019 20:06
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Poop in a bag and tie the bag shut and put the bag outside with a sign that says: poo poo Not for stepping on
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Oct 5, 2019 20:10
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SpazmasterX posted:If you know the water is going to go out at least once a month, why not get a few five gallon jugs and fill them with tap water? You could at least take a poo poo. Honestly? LAP doesn't strike me as being the sharpest tool in the box. Most people wouldn't be OK with their water getting randomly cut off once a month.
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Oct 5, 2019 20:36
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Just poo poo in a bag and throw the bag in the trash outside
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Oct 5, 2019 20:52
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RepeatingMeme posted:Poop in their two sour wells, half a poop each Is there such thing as "half a poop"?
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Oct 5, 2019 20:53
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500 good dogs posted:Is there such thing as "half a poop"? Rite-Aid makes a good facsimile "health fiber supplement" Much like Kelloggs.
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Oct 5, 2019 21:00
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Just freeze the poop for later flushing.
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Oct 5, 2019 21:38
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JK Fresco posted:You put the toilet paper on the handle
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Oct 5, 2019 22:13
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If this happens every month maybe you can build a pit toilet/outhouse on your property for emergencies?
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CheeseThief posted:Just freeze the poop for later flushing. Hell, make a knife out of it.
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