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my dog died im sad posted:Hell, make a knife out of it. Poo-knife. Man's deadliest weapon. Just wanted to pop in to say MY WATER IS STILL loving OUT. I called the water association (AGAIN) and am waiting for a call back. I really want to shower you guys.
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Literally A Person posted:hoping fervently that the guy who fixes the community pump HURRIES THE gently caress UP. Hope your mom gets better OP
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Oct 5, 2019 22:24
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I bet the BUDK thread has a tactical solution for your poo problem OP.
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Oct 5, 2019 22:25
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Literally A Person posted:But I'd have to use the one flush to flush the pee because I refuse to poop into a bowl full of pee. Then that would leave me without enough water to flush the poo. I'm still trying to wrap my head around this. Don't you typically pee when you go poop anyway?
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popewiles posted:I'm still trying to wrap my head around this. Don't you typically pee when you go poop anyway?  IT'S NOT THE SAME THING!
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Oct 5, 2019 22:27
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if you're really so desperate to poop and flush I suggest you buy a poo poo ton of bottled water and fill your cistern. and you could wash in the bottled water too
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Oct 5, 2019 22:31
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Why don’t you guys just have actual municipal water lol it’s crazy that people tolerate not having essential services.
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Why don’t you guys just have actual municipal water lol it’s crazy that people tolerate not having essential services. Because he lives in bumfuck oregon where it's not cost effective due to the low population density. (and the fact that it could well be unincorporated)
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Oct 5, 2019 22:48
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I suggest collecting your piss into a large tank for such future emergencies and just flush with it. It's green, recyclable and an inventive way to get rid of bodily waste.
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Oct 5, 2019 22:50
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OP will this shovel suit your waterless making GBS threads and maybe pissing needs? It is ideal for simple tasks around the house, and reasonable facsimiles thereof.
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Oct 5, 2019 22:51
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Coasterphreak posted:Because he lives in bumfuck oregon where it's not cost effective due to the low population density. (and the fact that it could well be unincorporated) lol we know where each other live because we mailed each other cool stuff from our respective areas im just giving my man some guff. He's not thaaat rural anyway haha
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Oct 5, 2019 22:57
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EorayMel posted:OP will this shovel suit your waterless making GBS threads and maybe pissing needs? It is ideal for simple tasks around the house, and reasonable facsimiles thereof. I love that they call if four in one, and one of the four is "throwing knife". When it wouldn't even function as a throwing knife, though it might be an okay throwing axe, but they couldn't list that as a fourth thing because axe was already one of the three things, and someone would probably realize that anything shorter than a fireman axe is probably okay as a throwing axe.
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Oct 5, 2019 23:19
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:He's not thaaat rural anyway haha No, but my town is unincorporated since technically I live in the town of Glenada not Florence proper.
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Literally A Person posted:But I'd have to use the one flush to flush the pee because I refuse to poop into a bowl full of pee. Then that would leave me without enough water to flush the poo. Why do you refuse to poop in a bowl that has pee in it? Especially if it's your own pee? If you're worried about your own pee splashing up into your bunghole a) don't be, and b) put two sheets of toilet paper in the bowl, they'll float at the top and prevent any splash back. Poo in your pee toilet before you die.
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Oct 5, 2019 23:28
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Literally A Person posted:No, but my town is unincorporated since technically I live in the town of Glenada not Florence proper. Nothing in my county except Annapolis is incorporated but that's a much less big deal around here. Love that Prettyboy Reservoir water.  Anyway I hope you can poop soon man
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Anyway I hope you can poop soon man He can poop any time he wants to, he just gets off on holding it in and telling the internet he's holding it in. His turd is functionally a butt plug right now.
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LabyaMynora posted:He can poop any time he wants to, he just gets off on holding it in and telling the internet he's holding it in. let the man poop how he wants
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Raldikuk posted:How much do you pay per month for water? More like how much do you still owe for water every month?
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Seriously just poop in your trash can, and you can put the tp and everything in there, tie it off and put it outside when youre done.
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Oct 5, 2019 23:58
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Just find a nearby that has a public toilet. Go there every time the water goes out. Eventually you'll be so familiar to the store employees that they'll quip "That time of the month, huh?" and let out a hearty chuckle as you waddle past the counter to the bathroom trying desperately not to poo poo your pants.
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Oct 5, 2019 23:58
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Are you ok LAP? Are you still alive!?
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my dog died im sad posted:Are you ok LAP? Are you still alive!? Choked to death on his own poo poo when it backed up into his throat. 
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Oct 6, 2019 00:03
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You use a toilet? I thought you just poo poo all over the forums.
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Oct 6, 2019 00:06
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Just use a sock like the rest of us 
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poo poo in a cardboard box Giftwrap it Drive into town Put box on front seat and open window Go shopping for an hour Problem solved.
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I'm worried about you LAP and I hope you update once you have water.
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DisgracelandUSA posted:Just use a sock like the rest of us Can't believe it took 3 pages before someone recommended poop-socking. We're losing our touch in old age, goons. 
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Oct 6, 2019 00:21
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NO. loving. WATER. I had to use a *shivers* public restroom. It was terrible guys.
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Literally A Person posted:NO. loving. WATER. Was the seat all covered in piss LAP?
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Literally A Person posted:NO. loving. WATER. But did you cum or what?
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Pickwick High posted:Was the seat all covered in piss LAP? After they left.
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Pickwick High posted:Was the seat all covered in piss LAP? Soaked. Dripping. OOZING. LabyaMynora posted:But did you cum or what? Constantly.
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Literally A Person posted:I refuse to poop into a bowl full of pee This is one of those things that makes me irrationally angry for some reason, like just....why  I knew I was grumpy today for some reason but wasn't sure why, this post was just out there, waiting for me to read it.
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https://www.rei.com/product/799009/gsi-outdoors-cathole-sanitation-trowel https://www.forestershop.com/hi-vis-marking-flags-25-pack-hvmf.html It even has instructions: 
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LabyaMynora posted:Why do you refuse to poop in a bowl that has pee in it? Especially if it's your own pee? If you're worried about your own pee splashing up into your bunghole a) don't be, and b) put two sheets of toilet paper in the bowl, they'll float at the top and prevent any splash back. Floating tp in the water really works. Also if there's a lake or pond nearby just walk over there with a bucket and get some flushing water. Empty coolers can hold a lot of water too if you're going to be roughing it for a while. Heat water on the stove or grill for a hot shallow bath.
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Okay, so this is not acceptable. LAP you need to get your game together. First: do people not know how to poo poo in the woods? Seriously? As mentioned, use a garden spade and dig yourself a nice 6-10" hole. Crap in it, fill it with tp, fill it with the dirt. You then take two twigs and make an "X marks the spot" so other shitters don't dig up your recent poop. This is making GBS threads in the woods 101, people. Second: Again as recommended, build an outhouse. Hire an excavator to dig the trench; decking, plywood, 2x4s and a weekend later you have a golden making GBS threads palace. Paint it nice, decorate it, magazine rack, etc... Don't ask for permits and such just do it on your property away from any creeks or water sources. $500 later you have a making GBS threads palace. Might be a bit chilly in the winter though. Third: Why not just drill your own well? You can spend several thousand on it, so I get that, but drat, being dependent on someone else to fix stuff so you can run your house? In rural locations that is just nuts. LAP, you need to step up your toilet game.
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making GBS threads outside is an enlightening experience and everyone should try it at least once a year
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WATER!!! SWEET MUDDY rear end WATER!!!!
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Change your filters tomorrow, we run two in-line whole house ones. Gross af
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Burt Sexual posted:Change your filters tomorrow, we run two in-line whole house ones. Gross af ...we only have one tiny little filter. and gently caress if I'm going to the bimart tomorrow to replace it.
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