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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Wow, Cowboys, thanks for letting Aaron Jones casually walk into the end zone.

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

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WOW, PACKERS RUN GAME WOW!!!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

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Pain of Mind posted:

Remember when the Packers were 1st and 1 and did not run the ball once.

Left 14 points on the field that game for sure.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




:gizz:

I love me some Dak.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




euphronius posted:

They have to bench Prescott

Please don't.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Who is the idiot on the Packers who stood there and stared at a fumbled ball?!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

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Mega64 posted:

I think it’s either a fumble or an incomplete pass.

:hmmyes: That's the kind of football analysis that keeps me coming back to the somethingawful forums dot somethingawful dot com.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Wow, cowboys got hosed!

Good.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Wow, Cowboys #55 sucked right there.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Big Beef City posted:

That's a dirty loving shot, cowboys.

They only way they win is murder ball.

'Cuz the Cowboys loving suck.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




When you make Jimmy Graham look good, you bad.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




BGrifter posted:

I’m not sure how to process Jimmy Graham doing good things.

It's scary. He's going to have a great year, get a phat contract and then go back to sucking balls. :sigh:

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




SKULL.GIF posted:

Doesn't he still have another year left on his contract? I can't see the Packers extending him even if he plays well -- good play is exactly what the current contract is for.

They'll probably keep him next year if he actually plays well this year and just let him retire/walk after then. If he sucks again he'll be gone this offseason.

You are correct, I thought he only had a 2 year deal.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




drat, a good Cowboys defensive play.

Why are the Packers godlike in the first quarter and then bad the rest of the game?

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Why are these Cowboys receivers so wide open?!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Za'Darius Smith, nOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




The Puppy Bowl posted:

He's real old for a safety, right?

Old, and had Leukemia, which that plus the treatment for it takes a toll on your body.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




I love seeing Dak get sacked. :getin:

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




MISSSSSSSSEDDDDD!!!!

:circlefap:

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Qwijib0 posted:

can't wait to see the dallas 21 second offense

Throw a pick 6, jam a thumb up their butt.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Another run?

Their boy-genius OC isn't very smart.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

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*WET FART*

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

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Aaron Jones stiff arming dudes to the ground.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Holy poo poo, the Cowboys defense is :fork:'ed

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Zyla posted:

you are the cowgirls

a million dicks a second

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

This is a good game.

:yeah:

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Dubious posted:

this man is dead inside



Whatever, he's get promoted to a cushy front office gig.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Down 24-0 at home. Better put the game on Dak's shoulders!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

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OOH SO CLOSE TO CUMMIES!!!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




iwentdoodie posted:

No, but they're better than Garrett which is what counts.

loving ginger oval office

Almost a decade of Jason Garrett as head coach.

Hilarious.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Pops Mgee posted:

I've been at work and missed the first half, why haven't the Cowboys just rode Zeke? Is the Packer D good again, or is it just Dallas refusing to use what will definitely work? Not complaining obviously, just confused.

The Cowboys overused Dak in the first half and he had a couple turnovers.

So now in the second half they have to put the game on Dak's shoulders 'cuz they're behind 'cuz of Dak.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Dak sack.

gently caress the Cowboys forever and ever, amen.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Boooooo! They ended the shut out in the most shameful fashion.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Fenrir posted:

Zeke had some big plays but they just flat out gave up on the run after the 1st quarter

'Cuz they were behind 14 points. So when you're behind 14 points, you gotta pass to catch up. Never mind that you're behind BECAUSE of your passing game.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Aaron Jones.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

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I'm a Packers fan and I don't get how that was PI.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




sweet thursday posted:

gently caress these refs, football has enough going against it these days without including the product on the field

But the best product you could possibly put on the field is Jerry Jones's Cowboys getting hosed on the field over and over again.

gently caress.
THE.
COWBOYS.
FOREVER.
AND.
EVER.
AMEN.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




BGrifter posted:

Yeah, fans of other teams hear how excited we are and expect some sort of dominant 2000 Ravens level defense. We’re just happy to have a middle of the pack competent defense for a change!

We had multiple years in a row of being the 32nd-30th defense in the league. It was abysmal.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Grittybeard posted:

Uh oh.

...

Packers at the one.

They'll get it. This defense doesn't care any more.

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

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Flikken posted:

Marcedes Lewis is still in the NFL?

gently caress yeah.

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