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Heather Papps

hello friend


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

You should probably just lay on the horn, OP. Just lay on it hard. Forever. Until you die.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

You should probably just lay on the horn, OP. Just lay on it hard. Forever. Until you die.

Hang on my horn is vertical I could lean but not lay on my horn.

Oh, oh...oh! I got it be right back tipping my car on its nose so I can lay on the horn.

Escape From Noise

pixaal posted:

Hang on my horn is vertical I could lean but not lay on my horn.

Oh, oh...oh! I got it be right back tipping my car on its nose so I can lay on the horn.

Lay off hoser

vanisher

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

You should probably just lay on the horn, OP. Just lay on it hard. Forever. Until you die.

Taking a nice relaxing nap, on my horn

vanisher

Wait what if you put a horn on your car, like a rino horn, and then smashed into people with it

vanisher

Or, or- "honking at people" was just having a goose ride shotgun

vanisher

Mental image:

A goose driving a car stuck behind someone a good 7 feet away from the crosswalk line. He's honking out of the drivers side window, one wing extended out kinda like hes upset and trying to get your attention. A giant Rino horn strapped with ropes to the hood.

Escape From Noise

vanisher posted:

Mental image:

A goose driving a car stuck behind someone a good 7 feet away from the crosswalk line. He's honking out of the drivers side window, one wing extended out kinda like hes upset and trying to get your attention. A giant Rino horn strapped with ropes to the hood.

Wouldn't surprise me. Geese are massive assholes.

Heather Papps

hello friend


vanisher posted:

Wait what if you put a horn on your car, like a rino horn, and then smashed into people with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3ilA1szS7g



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Escape From Noise


Dilbert's new solution to this probably involves posting shirtless pics online and saying how young & fit he looks.

Heather Papps

hello friend


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Dilbert's new solution to this probably involves posting shirtless pics online and saying how young & fit he looks.

i really struggle dwith this post because scott adams fuxin sux but i figured he didn';t write or animate the show



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

vanisher

Missles are good but spash damage would be difficult to manage unless you put points into it when you leveled up your goose

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


vanisher posted:

Missles are good but spash damage would be difficult to manage unless you put points into it when you leveled up your goose

I just did this last night while honking at the gardener

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Still waiting for the stop sign to turn green. May as well light up another joint until it does...

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Heather Papps

hello friend


hamjobs posted:

I just did this last night while honking at the gardener

honk honk honk



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

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