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Listen everyone. It is time you sat your kids down (forcefully if necessary) and told them about the dangers of sadfishing. Because it is bad. Real bad. This stuff will bum them out. In a bad way. Just don't do it. Seriously. They'll be just major bummers to you all day every day until you convince them to shut up for a minute or two but then they'll be back at it, just completely buzzing your mellow. It's messed up as heck but once they start they honestly cannot stop. Just watch their every move and eavesdrop on their every conversation. Be wary of these phrases: -Sadfishing -Melancholy Noodling -Histrionic Hooky -Pensive Piscary -Troubled Trawling -Heartsick Angling All signs of your kids sadfishing. So please be on the lookout and be sure to keep your community updated! Gotta police those danged kids! |
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Dad: Honey, what is this? *Pulls out fly fishing rod with a tissue box attached via special holder. Daughter: Dad! I-I-I can explain! Dad: We've talked to you about this! You know better than this! *Cast fly* Where did you learn this? Daughter (crying): I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU! |
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Hugh Malone posted:Trout Fishing in America called me and asked if I had a printer they could use |
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Oct 9, 2019 06:50
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Heather Papps posted:i spilled my drugs down the sewer grate on the way to the concert, this is one sadphishfan What does a Phish/Grateful Dead fan say when the drugs wear off? Man, this music SUCKS! |
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