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Last week, on 1KYOB...
Scores and Standings Final scores from last week and overall standings so far are below. pre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shadow225 983 1 27 0 27 Activated Mack token Nystral 967 2 26 0 26 Play 946 3 25 0 25 korrandark 931 4 24 0 24 the mean lunch lady 905 5 23 0 23 OxySnake 900 6 22 0 22 Arnold Layne 891 7 21 0 21 BlindSite 879 8 20 0 20 Grittybeard 789 9 19 0 19 totally losing my mime 775 10 18 0 18 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Leperflesh 753 11 17 0 17 Deceptive 743 12 16 0 16 WaffleZombie 733 13 15 0 15 seiferguy 712 14 14 0 14 Elephanthead 709 15 13 0 13 No Butt Stuff 572 16 12 0 12 Acebuckeye13 572 17 11 0 11 von Metternich 1015 18 10 0 10 fishing with the fam 1022 19 9 0 9 bobjr 1089 20 8 0 8 Okibi 1126 21 7 0 7 Chichevache 1143 22 6 0 6 Tiny Tubesteak Tom 1154 23 5 0 5 a new study bible! 1191 24 4 0 4 Strobe 740 25 0 0 0 Failed Cojones check HereticMIND 582 26 0 0 0 Failed Cojones check Bjork Bjowlob 504 27 0 0 0 Failed Cojones check pre:Player Overall Rank | Wk1 Wk2 Wk3 Wk4 Wk5 ------------------------------------------------------------------ seiferguy 168 1 | 8 7 128 11 14 HereticMIND 115 2 | - 15 24 76 0 BlindSite 109 3 | 18 23 23 25 20 Bjork Bjowlob 98 4 | 27 18 25 28 0 korrandark 96 5 | 3 29 17 23 24 Nystral 90 6 | 2 20 26 16 26 Shadow225 84 7 | 9 26 22 0 27 Elephanthead 83 8 | 12 13 27 18 13 the mean lunch lady 79 9 | 25 16 7 8 23 Acebuckeye13 78 10 | 15 28 0 24 11 OxySnake 77 11 | 26 21 8 - 22 Deceptive 76 12 | 29 24 0 7 16 fishing with the fam 76 12 | 21 8 21 17 9 Leperflesh 74 14 | 13 22 16 6 17 Chichevache 73 15 | 23 12 19 13 6 Grittybeard 73 15 | 28 4 3 19 19 bobjr 68 17 | 20 5 15 20 8 Arnold Layne 67 18 | 19 10 14 3 21 Strobe 65 19 | 16 19 18 12 0 a new study bible! 63 20 | 11 14 13 21 4 Play 60 21 | 14 1 20 0 25 Tiny Tubesteak Tom 57 22 | 7 27 4 14 5 No Butt Stuff 56 23 | 4 25 6 9 12 Okibi 50 24 | 1 9 11 22 7 totally losing my mime 49 25 | 10 6 5 10 18 WaffleZombie 48 26 | 6 11 12 4 15 Blowjob Overtime 47 27 | 5 17 10 15 - -----Cutoff for Playoffs------------------------------------------ von Metternich 44 28 | 17 3 9 5 10 Zyla 27 29 | - - - 27 - Satisfaction Guaranteed 26 30 | 24 2 - - - Benne 22 31 | 22 - - - - Bye: BUF, CHI, IND, OAK Thurs: NYG @ NE Sun Super Early: CAR @ TB Sun Early: WAS @ MIA PHI @ MIN HOU @ KC NO @ JAX SEA @ CLE CIN @ BAL Sun Late: SF @ LAR ATL @ ARI DAL @ NYJ TEN @ DEN Sun Night: PIT @ LAC Mon: DET @ GB ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do I play 1000 Yards or Bust? See this thread! Tokens! Tokens are back again this year. What's a token you ask? Good question: Because 1KYOB is inherently a game about selecting offensive players, tokens were originally created to celebrate the superlative defenders of the NFL as well as introduce another strategic element to the game. The tokens apply to your GDI Number player and only your GDI Number player, but you can't cheat and edit them in if you're heading into Monday about to bust: if you haven't declared you're using a token before the first player on your list starts, you're SOL. Each token can only be used once per season unless otherwise noted. To play a token please copy and paste the image as well as the name of the token after your GDI Number. This year there are seven tokens, split into three different categories - Normal, Supplement, and Special. You can only use a max of one token per week from each category. NORMAL TOKENS THE MACK TOKEN  A running back's worst nightmare is to make a cut towards an inviting gap only to see Khalil Mack suddenly appear, arms wide in welcome embrace. Particularly so when Mack has crossed half the country and a whole conference to unexpectedly crush this naive NFC North rusher twice a season. You may play the Mack Token when your GDI Number is a Running Back. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. THE HAYWARD TOKEN  Casey Hayward is one of the premier CBs in the league, and after he has assimilated the life force of the rest of the Chargers' defense a la Jet Li in The One he will become unstoppable. You may play the Hayward Token when your GDI Number is a Wide Receiver or a Tight End. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. THE GHOST OF SAN DIEGO PAST TOKEN  Prior to his untimely death, Joey Bosa terrorized offensive lines and QBs coming off the edge. Becoming phantasmal can only improve his game, turning him from 'difficult to block' to 'impossible to handle unless you know five kids and a dog with a van'. You may play the Ghost of San Diego Past Token when your GDI Number is a Quarterback. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will convert your QB entry to use Rushing instead of Passing yards, as the QB can think of nothing but fleeing for his life. If you are already using Rushing yards for your QB entry, this token will zero out their score as the QB remains rooted to the spot in fear. Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. SUPPLEMENT TOKENS THE MERCURIAL GENIUS TOKEN  Note: see the bottom of this post for clarifications on this token. Marcus Peters is an extremely talented CB who is prone to, uh, 'shifts' in mood that can affect his performance. One week he will smother a #1 wideout so thoroughly that the receiver forgets his own name, the next he's launching flags into the crowd and himself out of the stadium. You may play the Mercurial Genius token alongside any of the above Normal tokens - it cannot be played by itself. The Normal token acts normally, and if you need it to avoid busting (or if you bust regardless), it will be consumed. However if you do not need the token to avoid busting, the Mercurial Genius token will return the Normal token back to you to be used again in a following week (i.e. it will refresh the token). The Mercurial Genius token itself can be played any number of times during the season, unless... ...your GDI Number blows up and exceeds the relevant yardage limit (Rushing: 100, Receiving: 100, Passing: 400). Then the Genius will get himself ejected for the rest of the season and your GDI Number will have a record game! Specifically, their yardage total will be set to the relevant all-time single-game record below: Rushing: 296 yards (Adrian Peterson, Vikings vs San Diego, 2007) Receiving: 336 yards (Willie 'Flipper' Anderson, Rams vs Saints, 1989) Passing: 554 yards (Norm van Brocklin, Rams vs NY Yanks, 1951) If this happens and you still don't bust (what kind of strange list are you running?!?) then the Normal token will still be returned. The Mercurial Genius token is always consumed after the Genius is ejected. SPECIAL TOKENS THE MONSTER COJONES TOKEN  A reminder of the most balls-out playcall I've seen in a Superbowl, and - as a Jets fan - a delightful way for the Patriots to be humbled on the biggest stage in American football. I'd like to take this opportunity to bring up that the Patriots also tried a similar play in the same game, showing us that sometimes it is ok to count out Touchdown Tom. If you declare the Monster Cojones token during a given week, it gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you better catch that pass! In addition, you can use the Monster Cojones token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Monster Cojones token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart! Have fun! Maybe it's time to hang em up, buddy Players who've used a Cojones and failed to make the top 10  pre:Acebuckeye13 Deceptive Shadow225 Play Bjork Bjowlob HereticMIND Strobe Players who've had their Genius ejected  pre:No-one yet I'll try to collate any token clarifications I make during each thread in this area. Clarification 1: The Genius Token The Genius token will return the Normal token if you don't need the Normal token to avoid busting. If you do need it (or bust anyway) the Normal token is consumed and not returned. The Genius token itself is always returned unless it gets ejected ie your GDI number exceeds the yardage limit. For example: Pre-Monday yardage total: 920 If Brate goes for 70: no bust, both Hayward and Genius tokens returned If Brate goes for 100: Hayward token activated, Brate yardage becomes zero, Hayward token not returned, Genius token returned If Brate goes for 120: Genius ejected, Brate yardage becomes 336, total yardage 1256, bust, Hayward token not returned, Genius token not returned Pre-Monday yardage total: 600 Brate goes for 70: no bust or ejection, both tokens returned Brate goes for 120: Genius ejected, Brate yardage becomes 336, total yardage 936, no bust, Hayward token returned, Genius token not returned Clarification 2: Tiebreakers Ties are broken as follows:
Clarification 3: Using the same player more than once You can use the same player more than once but you cannot use the same combination of player and yardage type more than once. So - to use Nick Foles as an example - you can list Nick Foles three times in one entry (for Passing, Rushing and Receiving yards) but you cannot list Nick Foles - Passing more than once. If you use a player more than once they have to be listed on separate lines for each yardage type you want to use: pre:PHI - Nick Foles - Passing Yards PHI - Nick Foles - Rushing Yards
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TEN - Marcus Mariota - Passing LAC - Philip Rivers - Passing GDI#: GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing
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Oct 13, 2019 21:20
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seiferguy posted:So I just noticed I typo'd Aaron Jones... i guess either way I'm in decent shape with a Mack token? Might be close enough for a positive match anyway
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Oct 14, 2019 20:41
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Play posted:
You've already used your Ghost token for the season unfortunately - unless you hit a perfect thou!
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Oct 14, 2019 21:24
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MNF!pre:Aaron Jones - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- korrandark | -213 Chichevache | -47 bobjr | 111 Aaron Rodgers - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- HereticMIND | 79 Play | 290 Deceptive | 298 Nystral | 365 totally losing my mime | 419 Elephanthead | 446 Tiny Tubesteak Tom | 448 Leperflesh | 506 Bjork Bjowlob | 617 Aaron Rodgers - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- a new study bible! | 207 Asron Jones - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- seiferguy | 45 Davante Adams - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- fishing with the fam | 302 Geronimo Allison - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Grittybeard | 184 Jimmy Graham - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Arnold Layne | 331 Kenny Galloday - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- BlindSite | 147 Kerryon Johnson - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- OxySnake | 36 Strobe | 114 von Metternich | 344 Marvin Jones JR. - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Okibi | 198 Matt Stafford - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- No Butt Stuff | 447 the mean lunch lady | 512 Matthew Stafford - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Acebuckeye13 | 490
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Oct 14, 2019 21:43
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Lot of nice scores this week! Oxysnake with the 100 point bonus, Play only 7 yards shy of a perfect thou, and me with the devil's own scoreline at the bottom of the non-busted listpre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OxySnake 998 1 25 100 125 Play 993 2 24 0 24 Deceptive 985 3 23 0 23 BlindSite 974 4 22 0 22 seiferguy 955 5 21 0 21 Activated Mack token bobjr 936 6 20 0 20 Strobe 920 7 19 0 19 Nystral 918 8 18 0 18 totally losing my mime 864 9 17 0 17 Grittybeard 856 10 16 0 16 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elephanthead 837 11 15 0 15 Tiny Tubesteak Tom 835 12 14 0 14 Okibi 819 13 13 0 13 No Butt Stuff 818 14 12 0 12 a new study bible! 803 15 11 0 11 Leperflesh 777 16 10 0 10 Acebuckeye13 775 17 9 0 9 the mean lunch lady 753 18 8 0 8 fishing with the fam 698 19 7 0 7 von Metternich 690 20 6 0 6 Arnold Layne 686 21 5 0 5 Bjork Bjowlob 666 22 4 0 4 Chichevache 1094 23 3 0 3 HereticMIND 1204 24 2 0 2 korrandark 1213 25 1 0 1 Activated Mack token
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Oct 16, 2019 21:59
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Accidentally missed WaffleZombie's entry!pre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OxySnake 998 1 26 100 126 Play 993 2 25 0 25 Deceptive 985 3 24 0 24 BlindSite 974 4 23 0 23 seiferguy 955 5 22 0 22 Activated Mack token bobjr 936 6 21 0 21 Strobe 920 7 20 0 20 Nystral 918 8 19 0 19 totally losing my mime 864 9 18 0 18 Grittybeard 856 10 17 0 17 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elephanthead 837 11 16 0 16 Tiny Tubesteak Tom 835 12 15 0 15 Okibi 819 13 14 0 14 No Butt Stuff 818 14 13 0 13 a new study bible! 803 15 12 0 12 Leperflesh 777 16 11 0 11 Acebuckeye13 775 17 10 0 10 the mean lunch lady 753 18 9 0 9 fishing with the fam 698 19 8 0 8 von Metternich 690 20 7 0 7 Arnold Layne 686 21 6 0 6 Bjork Bjowlob 666 22 5 0 5 WaffleZombie 283 23 4 0 4 Chichevache 1094 24 3 0 3 HereticMIND 1204 25 2 0 2 korrandark 1213 26 1 0 1 Activated Mack token
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New thread!
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