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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




*turns on football*

*only game is Cowboys - Jets*

Ugh.

*sees score*

Oh my! What is this. :getin:

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Grittybeard posted:

I hadn't paid attention since the beginning and good god Dallas.

Same, but I love watching the Cowboys suck, so go... Jets?!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Wow, I didn't realize just how lovely the Cowboys defense was.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




NO, DARNOLD, NO!!!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Qwijib0 posted:

the mono is wearing off

Someone, quick! Find a teenager for that grown man to kiss!!!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





:barf:

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Wow, so the Jets are really going to Jets this game away, huh?

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Phyein posted:

Have you guys ever wondered how Sheldon became sheldon?

Not since I wondered how Darth Vader got to be Darth Vader.

OH MY GOD HE STARTED OUT AS A LITTLE KID JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

Can't wait for "Young Hitler," to be a thing.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




WHAT?! JUST loving WHAT?!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Cowboys melting down.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Darnold turning back into a pumpkin.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Someone get me caught up on the scoring in the Jets game

Darnold gains power from mono, but it goes away.

If he gets AIDS, then the league better watch out!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Takes No Damage posted:

Pair up Evil with God Friended Me for the 2-hour Jesus bloc.

My wife is watching Evil and omg it's soo loving bad.

And I am currently enjoying American Horror Story: 1984, just to let y'all know how basic I am.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




So... the Jets are going to lose this.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




fast cars loose anus posted:

is it any good

Every american horror story i've watched has been either I like it a lot or loving hate it

I am definitely enjoying it. I grew up watching 80s slasher flicks, plus I'm a sucker for retro wave bullshit. In my opinion, it's the best seasons since Hotel.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Cowboys will get the TD but miss the 2 point conversion and the game will end

Nah, Garrett will inexplicably go for the Field Goal.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Dak sack!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Cowboy will get in a FG range, and try for the FG. The kick will miss.

Inshallah.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




CBJSprague24 posted:

I know somebody earlier was complaining about the Cowboys and Jets being the national game on CBS but :lol: America's TeamTM.

Well... have you SEEN America the past few years?

Hell yeah the Cowboys are America's Team TM!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




It is a penalty to play defense against the Dallas Cowboys, America's Team (TM)

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Contact with a Cowboys player, that's a :flag:

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Are you KIDDING ME with another loving flag?!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




NIIIIIIICE

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




gently caress.
THE.
COWBOYS.
FOREVER.
AND.
EVER.
AMEN.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Jets almost lost the onside kick. Jeeeezus, this team is exhausting.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




CBJSprague24 posted:

:laffo: the Jets are going to get their first win of the Season against the goddamn Cowboys.

Just :roflolmao:

This is why we watch.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




corn on the cop posted:

garrett, being a schmuck, is exhausting all of his timeouts in the victory formation

Jerry would murder him if he didn't.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Wow, it's finally official - Cowboys lose! :circlefap:

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




DR AIDS posted:

Surely cowboys fans won't say the reason they lost was the lack of flag on their last play

LOL!

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