Trying to get large

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death sext

If you don't have a readily available meat locker* to break into, I suggest going to the deli section at your local grocer. Ask for a pound of sliced ham, pay for it (important), and now you have a punching bag. Punch the ham right there at the counter, the deli workers will respect this

* good name for when you are large

# ¿ Oct 14, 2019 17:58

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 06:38

death sext

Heather Papps posted:

"protein loads"

The great large names just keep coming

# ¿ Oct 14, 2019 18:01

death sext

grow ur muscles vertically, its that simple

# ¿ Oct 14, 2019 18:37

death sext

Will trade my small toes for big toes. Big toes only! I want to replace all my useless small toes with powerful big toes. My neighbors laugh at my small toes. I want the last laugh.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2019 16:06

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Do you know where I could get extra big toes? I think this would be a step in the right direction.

If you hear a scary voice asking for its toe, don't even worry about it. You can deliver devastating karate kicks now.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2019 16:57

death sext

HAVE YOU TRIED POSTING LARGE?

# ¿ Oct 16, 2019 19:04

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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

A man comes home from work and walks up to his newly wed wife. He takes off his belt, then his pants, and throws the pants on the bed. "Go ahead and try those on!" he says to her.

She says, "There's no way I can wear your pants; they're too big!"

"That's right!" he says, "and that's the way things are going to be around here, so you just remember that!"

So she holds out her hand and says, "Hold on a second!" and takes off her pants, then her panties, and throws her panties on the bed.

"Try those on!" she commands, and he looks at the small, dainty panties laying on the bed and says sheepishly,

"Aw, there ain't no way in hell I'm ever gonna get into your panties!"

"That's right, and that's the way things are going to be around here unless you get your poo poo together and change that attitude of yours!"

large if true

# ¿ Oct 16, 2019 19:23

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 06:38

death sext

Heather Papps posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urQmXIexG-k
watch and learn

lesson: if you get large you will be harassed by wandering beachmen

Whether this is a pro or a con is up to you

# ¿ Oct 17, 2019 17:10

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