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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

gently caress football

lets hike

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Hot Diggity! posted:

did u know that the lions coach is a rapist

the story is incredibly horrifying, too

like he and a buddy were on spring break and just tried opening doors until they found one unlocked with a girl inside and...aaaa

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

the flicker wowoow

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Whooping Crabs posted:

then there was the ever-present football player rapist
they were all in love with dyin', they were doing it in Texas

he should be in jail

but coaching the lions is kinda like prison

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

THE FUNSLING IS ON

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Goff is mentally challenged apparently.

yeah what the gently caress was that

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

you would rather have , right now at their current ages

matt stafford or tom brady

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

mastershakeman posted:

Since ewhen does Detroit have hot fans

its just staffords wife

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

easily in

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

hughesta posted:

it was a touchdown on third down too. These refs are trash.

yeah :agreed:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

sweet thursday posted:

He crossed 3 times

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

how are the packers 4-1 lmao

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

not seeing the usual packer goon smugposting so far :allears:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

hahha that animation

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

surf rock posted:

Aren't you literally a Patriots fan

indeed ^_^

listen b uddy im a fan of FOOTBALL

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i keep trying to mentally workshop a joke about kerryon johnson about airplane carry-on luggage but i cant find a good punchline

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Chokes McGee posted:

I believe in u

someday :kiddo:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

yikes there was no one over there

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

aaaa hahah a i always love out of bounds kick off flags

just the funniest

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

:negative:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Dance McPants posted:

They also had a sexy pizza slice with cheese bubble-boobs. Advertising's great.

I had nightmares from the Noid as a kid. And anything claymation, but with the Noid you just know he shouldn't exist in this universe.

did you ever hear the story about why the noid went away?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

its like his arms had a mini seizure

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

bail out flagbigtime

tho u cant do that

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Grittybeard posted:

I probably did but I've forgotten so go ahead and tell me again.

https://www.fastcompany.com/3032911/kidnapping-death-pizza-how-dominos-lost-its-mascot

quote:


On January 30, 1989, a 22-year-old man named Kenneth Lamar Noid walked into a Domino’s Pizza in Atlanta, Georgia, with a .357 magnum revolver and took two employees hostages. After a five-hour standoff during which Noid demanded $100,000 in ransom money, the employees in question escaped. But the damage to the Noid brand was done: not only was the headline too good to ignore (“Domino’s Hostages Couldn’t Avoid the Noid this Time”) but it turned out that Kenneth Lamar Noid actually believed he was the Noid–or, at least, the Noid’s original inspiration.

A paranoid schizophrenic, Noid believed that Domino’s Pizza founder Tom Monaghan had created the “Avoid the Noid” campaign specifically to persecute him. Sadly, the incident sounded the death knell for both Noids. Unable to shake his belief that Domino’s had created the Noid campaign to ridicule him, Noid spent three months in a mental institution, and eventually committed suicide in 1995.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

on this drive theres been about 8 drops

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

THIS DRIVE REFUSES TO FAIL

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

OxySnake posted:

Packers have no hands Jerry no hands!

No hands?

No hands!

if they put out their hands team there would be no one on the field!!!

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

lol that that goes into the book as a touchdown pass

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Leon Einstein posted:

He's at least famous for that gif.

i beleive hes a miami heat superfan? or some other team idk

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

indigi posted:

should I turn this game on or nah

its pretty funny

the packers cannot catch, and the lions cannot stop committing penalties

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

always think its wild when linemen can tackle a rusher with one arm

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

yall gonna have to bid against the patriots who also desperately need another big time WR

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

ow

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Don’t get your hopes up, Pats are gonna trade for some guy that we’ll all have to google and he won’t contribute anything.

oh im prepared!

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