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Captain Foo posted:apps don't have an age of consent any time an app or interface appears to reach maturity, it is immediately thrown out for something new
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smart contract access control system *punches in code* *door opens 20 to 50 minutes later*
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and fun bugs oops we totally did not forsee someone putting a -1 into this box and now all the money in the smart contract got transferred! who could have seen this
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MononcQc posted:They are paying more than they have to for the managers. Which means that extra money is not going towards hiring more workers in general. 
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Kazinsal posted:be careful backdooring your way in finally, a use for the usb condom
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Arcteryx Anarchist posted:what kind of brain worms do you need to have to post random hash codes on twitter reminds me of the twitter account that was started, went protected, posted hundreds upon hundreds of predictions for the world cup, then deleted the ones that didn't pan out. unlocked their account after the cup ended and wow, this account predicted so much stuff accurately, and it was all posted before the events actually happened!!
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Suspicious Dish posted:yeah i havent actually listened to street fight so maybe its aight im just saying a lot of supposed ally media is pretty awful i thought everyone knew street fight was garbage and it was street fight 2 that was decent tho i prefer the announcer in street fight alpha 3 Suspicious Dish posted:kragen 2 minutes ago [-] this is the kind of thinking that's going to drive an ai to murder us all
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hn thread: oh, I guess they *are* largely avowed white supremacists. oops.
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Jabor posted:how about both laughing and reading hn posts live laugh love to read hn
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AnimeIsTrash posted:One of the worst posts that I ever saw on that site was on the 2016 results thread. One of the top rated posts was a white silicon valley moron ranting about how anti white everything had become, and he couldn't get a GF and was entitled to one and how Trump was a direct result of all of that. nah, move them all to an isolated city with the rest of their libertarian friends. let them truly embrace their ideology
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FamDav posted:and when it compiles, it works ah, so never.
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mystes posted:That last one really seems like it was written by a psychopath. it's on hn, so that's p much a given
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Hollow Talk posted:Pavlovian erection (attempt) this sounds like a loving wikipedia page title
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Breakfast All Day posted:its a pretty fun thread to watch peoples brains absolutely melt bold of you to assume hn posters have brains
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i took one of those dumb personality tests because the boss's wife demanded every employee do it (i had been working there for seven years at this point) and she reportedly got mad and was close to demanding that i re-take it "seriously this time" because clearly i had lied the first time
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mystes posted:lqet 43 minutes ago [–] help! i've fallen and i can't get up [ debug ] [ terminate grandma ]
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Pile Of Garbage posted:dude probably still adds "hd=1" to the URL query params on YT &fmt=18
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kitten emergency posted:we need to invent a way to give people swirlies over tcp/ip iptables flush
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the best part about working from home is being able to just peace out during a meeting to take a big fat poo poo
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Sniep posted:do you bring the laptop in with you or no just my wireless headset. after all, if they wanted to see something horrible constantly spewing poo poo they need simply turn off their monitor
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Mr.Radar posted:dncornholio 9 hours ago | parent | context | flag | favorite | on: PHP in 2022 ackthully php is anti-semetic because they removed the paamayim nekudotayim for being hebrew, and furthermore
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if you're cold, it's cold. let it in
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Nomnom Cookie posted:nah it’s bullshit. like blaming poor people for being poor when they gently caress up at all, and rich people are allowed to do whatever stupid poo poo with their money and it’s fine. like if anti “corrupt unions” people are also anti corrupt businesses then that’s fine and I can respect their position. it’s dumb but I can respect it. that’s never the case though, it’s just holding unions to a higher standard than any other organization there is one union that everyone can rightly hate, though; cops  mystes posted:Honestly just the title which was something like "how do you feel about wordle not being monetized" (I'm not going to go back and check it) was eye roll inducing enough who gives a poo poo. why do they care that the game is free. what is wrong with these people
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FMguru posted:at one apple press event in the mid 2000s, stebe jorbs actually took questions from the assembled journalists (presumably one of the things to be announced was scratched at the last moment leaving a hole in the schedule to fill) it's funny because apple does do this, in reverse; they give the customer apple stickers with poo poo they buy and said people slap them on whatever chaosbreather posted:man do those ugly lovely stickers actually generate any attributed sales or is that all bullshit cargo culting from back in the old intel vs ibm days that companies don't know they can just stop now the only good decoration was those old dell towers that had the circle dell logo on the front that you could rotate for vertical/horizontal orientation or if you were me, just fidget with them and always leave them in the wrong position
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the discussion about commutes also needs to consider that the workplace can also move independent of any individual's choice my office moved from the center of town, a 14 minute 7 mile drive, to the absolute south rear end edge of the city, in the richest neighborhood, because it was "better for [the boss's] kids", and increased my commute to 25-30m+ and 15 miles, with occasionally wildly increased times because of congestion. other people were even worse off people can also be moved to new locations if their current one closes or a new one is opening and needs people Nomnom Cookie posted:are they trying to imply that progressive taxes arent justifiable the far more, uh, enlightening part was at the end: quote:Consumption taxes are regressive and bad, but at least they're justifiable. Without government protection, the poor/weak have no rights that the rich/strong have to respect; they end up enslaved, serfs. So they pay a poverty/weakness tax. you pay a poor tax to the government to prevent the rich from treating you like slaves notably absent is the concept of, you know, not letting rich people do that. (or not letting people be rich, period.)
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4 is going to be the usual case, because (esp in the us) so much poo poo is tied into jobs. like if you need health care for whatever reason, you better hope your job provides it or pays you enough to manage, because lol otherwise. and in the tech sector there's a lot of contractors / probation periods where you don't get that benefit until you've been there for 90 days or whatever the most effective solution is a strong enough safety net that being able to quit one's job is something all people can afford to do, but lol at the idea of capital ever giving up enough power for that to even be a possibility 
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Nomnom Cookie posted:seems like a big leap from talking about what you did yesterday (if you did something you can also say that you did it) to pushing code daily. which requires a lot of infrastructure and process maturity to do properly the old boss just edited files live on the server over ftp. why make it more complicated than it has to be
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Sapozhnik posted:maybe i'm telling on myself a bit here but i've always wondered how people like that manage the evolution of their database schema what is there to manage? just add new columns and tables as needed
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"my air conditioner must be kept six degrees away from the internet"
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gently caress, if only
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lobsterminator posted:Who needs to die for Electron to die? https://twitter.com/_Ninji/status/1489787036416417793
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that just sounds like the traditional os over the last 25 odd years, except in javascript
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Penisface posted:what would you call a construction worker who installs doors that don't open after 6 years? a contractor
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:I’d be curious to hear some examples of what he thinks are non-hierarchical file systems in use today imgur 
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matti posted:openttd is good openrct2 is also quite good
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i suppose it depends on what you mean by "open source", since e.g. byond is a closed source engine but there are several open-source games built for it like space station 13
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fritz posted:josephcsible 22 minutes ago | root | parent | next [–] why didnt they just take a bathroom break instead of peeing in bottles 
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KirbyKhan posted:I need an RNG for my blackjack game that always gives the dealer a blackjack when the player splits into two hands of 20 there was an old online casino that had such a wonderful implementation of blackjack that it violated rules constantly and would often deal multiple aces of diamonds in a row unfortunately finding it again is nigh impossible and it doesn't help that at least one website that would ordinarily have lists of hosed up online casinos has a bunch of broken links that go to the wrong pages
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