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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Why do you hate our troops?

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

What do you feel is Elizabeth Warren's greatest advantage over you?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

"Have you ever been a member of the communist party?"

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Why do you make my skin crawl

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
Can I speak with your manager? I want to speak with your manager.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

"Mr. Sanders, would you say that racism is the key plank of your presidential campaign?"

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
I'm not leaving until I speak with your manager.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
why come when have do not you will support who is socialist its bernard sandman?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Mr Sanders why don't you support reformist yasss king mbs?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Mr Sanders will you commit to releasing your long form health records?

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Yes, I have a question for mister Bernard Hussein Sanders: You eat babies. Stop eating babies.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Is it true you picked up a deadly heart virus while fighting against our troops in Vietnam?

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
*slaps palm on counter rapidly* Listen! Listen to me! There has to be somebody here who manages this place, and you're going to get them for me, and we are going to have a talk about our little interaction today, *reads nametag*, Bernie.

Schlonged Again
Jan 30, 2016

Senator Sanders, you were recently hospitalized for a heart attack. While you were receiving the care of your doctors, did they or did they not give you a transfusion of entrepreneur blood, and did you or did you not thrash wildly against the restraints as the capitalist job-creating cells entered your body?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

guywholoveshitlersayswhat

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
why should america vote for a dead socialist jew who wants to take away our health care and give it to the mexicans

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Mr. Sanders, how do you expect to retain the poor and/or minority vote when their betters tell them to vote otherwise?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Mr sanders why do you love gay abortions

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/vt_snowflake/status/1184113153250078721?s=20

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Senator Sanders, your opponents' campaigns seem to have the momentum of runaway freight trains. Why are you so unpopular?

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Senator Rappaport,

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Senator dumb who smells and is bad

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

Senator Sanders, why did you force police officers to arrest you for being dangerously disruptive at a civil rights rally in the 60s?

IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Senator, have you or have you not stolen the heart of an orphan to continue your cursed unlife?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

TrilliontonNixon posted:

Senator, have you or have you not stolen the heart of an orphan to continue your cursed unlife?

And a quick follow-up if I may, how much do you enjoy the taste of adrenochrome

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Why, Bernie?

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Senator Sanders, why do you hate billionaires, who are patron saints sent from heaven to watch over the product of our labor?

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Can you hear me alright?

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

General Dog posted:

Can you hear me alright?

I ask because you recently suffered a near-fatal heart attack which required emergency surgery and has left you with continuing health complications.

How does it feel to know that the angel of death is lurking over your shoulder, ready to collect your soul at any moment?

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.
Mr. Sanders, why have you not repented and expressed remorse over causing President Donald Trump to win both elections?

Soap Scum
Aug 8, 2003



Given that you're in a statistical tie for first place in Iowa, why don't you drop out and endorse Biden or Warren?

[Candidates ranked 4th -> 26th are not asked this question]

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Mr. Sanders why do you hate America

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

drop out, please, loving do it, now, right now, gently caress you drop out do it

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Mr. Sanders, how do you expect to defeat President Trump with a progressive platform when even progressive superstar Hillary Clinton los- didn't wi- was cheated out of it, by you.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Senator Sanders, when will you declare war on Syria and Turkey at the same time

IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo


Senator Sanders, this is Joseph Stalin. He killed 50 million people in the name of atheist communism.

Still think socialism is cool?

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Senator Sanders, have you stopped beating your wife?

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Senator, please explain what your son meant when he called someone on Facebook "a simple Pepsi brother"

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TrilliontonNixon posted:



Senator Sanders, this is Joseph Stalin. He killed 50 million people in the name of atheist communism.

Still think socialism is cool?

hell yeah *revs tank engine*

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Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

TrilliontonNixon posted:



Senator Sanders, this is Joseph Stalin. He killed 50 million people in the name of atheist communism.

Still think socialism is cool?



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