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Last week, on 1KYOB...
Scores and Standings Final scores from last week and overall standings so far are below. pre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OxySnake 998 1 26 100 126 Play 993 2 25 0 25 Deceptive 985 3 24 0 24 BlindSite 974 4 23 0 23 seiferguy 955 5 22 0 22 Activated Mack token bobjr 936 6 21 0 21 Strobe 920 7 20 0 20 Nystral 918 8 19 0 19 totally losing my mime 864 9 18 0 18 Grittybeard 856 10 17 0 17 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elephanthead 837 11 16 0 16 Tiny Tubesteak Tom 835 12 15 0 15 Okibi 819 13 14 0 14 No Butt Stuff 818 14 13 0 13 a new study bible! 803 15 12 0 12 Leperflesh 777 16 11 0 11 Acebuckeye13 775 17 10 0 10 the mean lunch lady 753 18 9 0 9 fishing with the fam 698 19 8 0 8 von Metternich 690 20 7 0 7 Arnold Layne 686 21 6 0 6 Bjork Bjowlob 666 22 5 0 5 WaffleZombie 283 23 4 0 4 Chichevache 1094 24 3 0 3 HereticMIND 1204 25 2 0 2 korrandark 1213 26 1 0 1 Activated Mack token pre:Player Overall Rank | Wk1 Wk2 Wk3 Wk4 Wk5 Wk6 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- OxySnake 203 1 | 26 21 8 - 22 126 seiferguy 190 2 | 8 7 128 11 14 22 BlindSite 132 3 | 18 23 23 25 20 23 HereticMIND 117 4 | - 15 24 76 0 2 Nystral 109 5 | 2 20 26 16 26 19 Bjork Bjowlob 103 6 | 27 18 25 28 0 5 Deceptive 100 7 | 29 24 0 7 16 24 Elephanthead 99 8 | 12 13 27 18 13 16 korrandark 97 9 | 3 29 17 23 24 1 Grittybeard 90 10 | 28 4 3 19 19 17 bobjr 89 11 | 20 5 15 20 8 21 Acebuckeye13 88 12 | 15 28 0 24 11 10 the mean lunch lady 88 12 | 25 16 7 8 23 9 Leperflesh 85 14 | 13 22 16 6 17 11 Play 85 14 | 14 1 20 0 25 25 Strobe 85 14 | 16 19 18 12 0 20 fishing with the fam 84 17 | 21 8 21 17 9 8 Shadow225 84 17 | 9 26 22 0 27 - Chichevache 76 19 | 23 12 19 13 6 3 a new study bible! 75 20 | 11 14 13 21 4 12 Arnold Layne 73 21 | 19 10 14 3 21 6 Tiny Tubesteak Tom 72 22 | 7 27 4 14 5 15 No Butt Stuff 69 23 | 4 25 6 9 12 13 totally losing my mime 67 24 | 10 6 5 10 18 18 Okibi 64 25 | 1 9 11 22 7 14 WaffleZombie 52 26 | 6 11 12 4 15 4 von Metternich 51 27 | 17 3 9 5 10 7 -----Cutoff for Playoffs----------------------------------------------- Blowjob Overtime 47 28 | 5 17 10 15 - - Zyla 27 29 | - - - 27 - - Satisfaction Guaranteed 26 30 | 24 2 - - - - Benne 22 31 | 22 - - - - - Bye: CAR, CLE, PIT, TB Thurs: KC @ DEN Sun Early: MIA @ BUF JAX @ CIN MIN @ DET OAK @ GB LAR @ ATL HOU @ IND SF @ WAS ARI @ NYG Sun Late: LAC @ TEN NO @ CHI BAL @ SEA Sun Night: PHI @ DAL Mon: NE @ NYJ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do I play 1000 Yards or Bust? See this thread! Tokens! Tokens are back again this year. What's a token you ask? Good question: Because 1KYOB is inherently a game about selecting offensive players, tokens were originally created to celebrate the superlative defenders of the NFL as well as introduce another strategic element to the game. The tokens apply to your GDI Number player and only your GDI Number player, but you can't cheat and edit them in if you're heading into Monday about to bust: if you haven't declared you're using a token before the first player on your list starts, you're SOL. Each token can only be used once per season unless otherwise noted. To play a token please copy and paste the image as well as the name of the token after your GDI Number. This year there are seven tokens, split into three different categories - Normal, Supplement, and Special. You can only use a max of one token per week from each category. NORMAL TOKENS THE MACK TOKEN  A running back's worst nightmare is to make a cut towards an inviting gap only to see Khalil Mack suddenly appear, arms wide in welcome embrace. Particularly so when Mack has crossed half the country and a whole conference to unexpectedly crush this naive NFC North rusher twice a season. You may play the Mack Token when your GDI Number is a Running Back. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. THE HAYWARD TOKEN  Casey Hayward is one of the premier CBs in the league, and after he has assimilated the life force of the rest of the Chargers' defense a la Jet Li in The One he will become unstoppable. You may play the Hayward Token when your GDI Number is a Wide Receiver or a Tight End. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. THE GHOST OF SAN DIEGO PAST TOKEN  Prior to his untimely death, Joey Bosa terrorized offensive lines and QBs coming off the edge. Becoming phantasmal can only improve his game, turning him from 'difficult to block' to 'impossible to handle unless you know five kids and a dog with a van'. You may play the Ghost of San Diego Past Token when your GDI Number is a Quarterback. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will convert your QB entry to use Rushing instead of Passing yards, as the QB can think of nothing but fleeing for his life. If you are already using Rushing yards for your QB entry, this token will zero out their score as the QB remains rooted to the spot in fear. Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. SUPPLEMENT TOKENS THE MERCURIAL GENIUS TOKEN  Note: see the bottom of this post for clarifications on this token. Marcus Peters is an extremely talented CB who is prone to, uh, 'shifts' in mood that can affect his performance. One week he will smother a #1 wideout so thoroughly that the receiver forgets his own name, the next he's launching flags into the crowd and himself out of the stadium. You may play the Mercurial Genius token alongside any of the above Normal tokens - it cannot be played by itself. The Normal token acts normally, and if you need it to avoid busting (or if you bust regardless), it will be consumed. However if you do not need the token to avoid busting, the Mercurial Genius token will return the Normal token back to you to be used again in a following week (i.e. it will refresh the token). The Mercurial Genius token itself can be played any number of times during the season, unless... ...your GDI Number blows up and exceeds the relevant yardage limit (Rushing: 100, Receiving: 100, Passing: 400). Then the Genius will get himself ejected for the rest of the season and your GDI Number will have a record game! Specifically, their yardage total will be set to the relevant all-time single-game record below: Rushing: 296 yards (Adrian Peterson, Vikings vs San Diego, 2007) Receiving: 336 yards (Willie 'Flipper' Anderson, Rams vs Saints, 1989) Passing: 554 yards (Norm van Brocklin, Rams vs NY Yanks, 1951) If this happens and you still don't bust (what kind of strange list are you running?!?) then the Normal token will still be returned. The Mercurial Genius token is always consumed after the Genius is ejected. SPECIAL TOKENS THE MONSTER COJONES TOKEN  A reminder of the most balls-out playcall I've seen in a Superbowl, and - as a Jets fan - a delightful way for the Patriots to be humbled on the biggest stage in American football. I'd like to take this opportunity to bring up that the Patriots also tried a similar play in the same game, showing us that sometimes it is ok to count out Touchdown Tom. If you declare the Monster Cojones token during a given week, it gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you better catch that pass! In addition, you can use the Monster Cojones token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Monster Cojones token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart! Have fun! Maybe it's time to hang em up, buddy Players who've used a Cojones and failed to make the top 10  pre:Acebuckeye13 Deceptive Shadow225 Play Bjork Bjowlob HereticMIND Strobe Players who've had their Genius ejected  pre:No-one yet I'll try to collate any token clarifications I make during each thread in this area. Clarification 1: The Genius Token The Genius token will return the Normal token if you don't need the Normal token to avoid busting. If you do need it (or bust anyway) the Normal token is consumed and not returned. The Genius token itself is always returned unless it gets ejected ie your GDI number exceeds the yardage limit. For example: Pre-Monday yardage total: 920 If Brate goes for 70: no bust, both Hayward and Genius tokens returned If Brate goes for 100: Hayward token activated, Brate yardage becomes zero, Hayward token not returned, Genius token returned If Brate goes for 120: Genius ejected, Brate yardage becomes 336, total yardage 1256, bust, Hayward token not returned, Genius token not returned Pre-Monday yardage total: 600 Brate goes for 70: no bust or ejection, both tokens returned Brate goes for 120: Genius ejected, Brate yardage becomes 336, total yardage 936, no bust, Hayward token returned, Genius token not returned Clarification 2: Tiebreakers Ties are broken as follows:
Clarification 3: Using the same player more than once You can use the same player more than once but you cannot use the same combination of player and yardage type more than once. So - to use Nick Foles as an example - you can list Nick Foles three times in one entry (for Passing, Rushing and Receiving yards) but you cannot list Nick Foles - Passing more than once. If you use a player more than once they have to be listed on separate lines for each yardage type you want to use: pre:PHI - Nick Foles - Passing Yards PHI - Nick Foles - Rushing Yards
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SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing yards DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing yards PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing yards GDI#: NYJ - Le'Veon Bell - Rushing yards
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Oct 20, 2019 19:17
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HereticMIND posted:
You previously used your Mack token in week 5, so I've removed it from this week's entry
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Oct 23, 2019 20:28
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I guess I was too mesmerised about how terrible the Jets were to update the scores on the normal schedule. Scores for the week below!pre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Strobe 984 1 24 0 24 bobjr 951 2 23 0 23 Elephanthead 927 3 22 0 22 WaffleZombie 914 4 21 0 21 Okibi 891 5 20 0 20 the mean lunch lady 807 6 19 0 19 Deceptive 801 7 18 0 18 korrandark 800 8 17 0 17 fishing with the fam 795 9 16 0 16 Arnold Layne 765 10 15 0 15 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OxySnake 752 11 14 0 14 Bjork Bjowlob 741 12 13 0 13 seiferguy 741 13 12 0 12 totally losing my mime 740 14 11 0 11 Leperflesh 735 15 10 0 10 BlindSite 717 16 9 0 9 Grittybeard 644 17 8 0 8 Nystral 550 18 7 0 7 HereticMIND 520 19 6 0 6 No Butt Stuff 249 20 5 0 5 Acebuckeye13 1001 21 4 0 4 Play 1038 22 3 0 3 Tiny Tubesteak Tom 1042 23 2 0 2 a new study bible! 1070 24 1 0 1
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Oct 23, 2019 20:52
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New thread here!
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