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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
hey, no shutout.

victory in our time

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Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

If they called something different and guarantano tried to be a hero like a loving idiot he probably deserves it

No player deserves to be handled by his coach. Them boys aren’t getting paid for that poo poo

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Joey Freshwater posted:

Guarantano called/changed that play. You can see Pruitt yelling at him “who told you to call that thing?”. It also wouldn’t have been Pruitt who called the play.

Not saying the pull on the facemask was right but that’s why he was pissed

Yup. gently caress JG.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Fluffdaddy posted:

Now the announcers are throwing the QB under the bus

I guess if it was actually a designed trap that's an extremely dumb time to sneak it.

But who knows if that's actually true.

e: doesn't excuse the facemask thing for sure.

Emron
Aug 2, 2005

lol that girl who didn’t have a cutter with the massive cigar like “????”

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Does Bama have a cigar thing that I never knew about?

Apparently.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
What's this cigar poo poo?

Molothecat
Jul 25, 2007

Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

I can't believe the coach is yelling at the boy so harshly in this nigh gladiatorial sport!

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Pruitt could have given JG a stone cold stunner on the sideline and I’d be completely cool with it

love 2 see grown rear end millionaires be abusive to their unpaid labor

Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

It’s what we do when we beat Tennessee but cigars are gross so hard pass

Emron
Aug 2, 2005

Grittybeard posted:

Does Bama have a cigar thing that I never knew about?

Apparently.

When bama beats Tennessee your smoke a cigar. It’s been a thing for decades and decades

I was in the stadium when Cody blocked the fg to win, and the whole place reeked within like 30 seconds

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
winner of the game gets to smoke a cigar, since like back when it was ok

Emron
Aug 2, 2005

I still do the cigar thing every year but can’t this year because I’m traveling rn

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

MourningView posted:

love 2 see grown rear end millionaires be abusive to their unpaid labor

His unpaid labor sucks rear end

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Fluffdaddy posted:

It’s what we do when we beat Tennessee but cigars are gross so hard pass

Emron posted:

When bama beats Tennessee your smoke a cigar. It’s been a thing for decades and decades

Ah, UT specific thing is probably why I didn't know about it.

I'll add it to my hilarious college football traditions list.

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010
wonder if the Tennessee fans in the visitor stands are just staring forlornly at the cigars they all bought, certain that they'd get to smoke them this time

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
I’ve been a Tennessee fan my whole life and I never knew about this dumb cigar bullshit

Paniolo808
Jun 29, 2003
Cant wait for Pruitt's press conference

Emron
Aug 2, 2005

Grittybeard posted:

Ah, UT specific thing is probably why I didn't know about it.

I'll add it to my hilarious college football traditions list.

Bama buys cigars for its players every year then self reports the violation

Emron
Aug 2, 2005

Demon Of The Fall posted:

I’ve been a Tennessee fan my whole life and I never knew about this dumb cigar bullshit

To be fair the last time Tennessee won you were probably like ten

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Emron posted:

Bama buys cigars for its players every year then self reports the violation

Would be very funny if the NCAA just said gently caress it and gave them a bowl ban for it

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

Emron posted:

To be fair the last time Tennessee won you were probably like ten

i remember beating them for the first time in forever with my boy glenn coffee running for like 250 yards and I was like

drat we've made it

Emron
Aug 2, 2005

Scionix posted:

i remember beating them for the first time in forever with my boy glenn coffee running for like 250 yards and I was like

drat we've made it

My freshman year was the one where bama lost by fumbling the game winning td out the end zone for a touchback

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Emron posted:

Bama buys cigars for its players every year then self reports the violation

I like how this makes a mockery of the NCAA because they definitely go after schools for much much less

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose

PostNouveau posted:

I like how this makes a mockery of the NCAA because they definitely go after schools for much much less

greetings,

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
This giant Ryan Leaf smiling at me thing on ESPN 2 is screwing with me.

I didn't even know Ryan Leaf was working NCAA games.

Also Boise State is in a dogfight with 2-4 BYU.

Emron
Aug 2, 2005

So I just looked it up and here are a couple clarification things because I was wrong

1) it’s specifically an Alabama thing. Tennessee doesn’t always do it
2) bama doesn’t buy them. The violation is the players smoking the cigars in the locker room which is prohibited. They buy their own

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
the mormons' QB is named romney. hmmmm

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Sabes seemed chattier that usual after the game. That’s not a good sign.

I think the hogs are slightly better than the Vols so next week might be a motherfucker.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I don't want to cheer for Mormon Romneys, but they're playing Boise State.

Conflicted.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Emron posted:

So I just looked it up and here are a couple clarification things because I was wrong

1) it’s specifically an Alabama thing. Tennessee doesn’t always do it
2) bama doesn’t buy them. The violation is the players smoking the cigars in the locker room which is prohibited. They buy their own
And how do they get the money for that, hmmm?

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
byu TD

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010
what was Joseph Smith's opinion on football anyway

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
someone please start a conspiracy theory about a pay2play cigar scandal or some poo poo. i want to see/hear some dumbass on finebaum going WELL YOU KNOW WHERE THEY GET THEM CIGARS PAAAAAAAAAWL

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Say what you will about him, Romney took time out of his day to write me back a personalized letter a million years ago when I mailed him for a 4th grade assignment. Twice in fact.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Mister Bates posted:

what was Joseph Smith's opinion on football anyway

He died about 40 years before it was invented

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
some prophet, can't even predict what'll happen after he dies. sad!

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
I was hoping for bowl-eligible this year, but I don't see 3 wins left on Arizona's schedule.

:wom:

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

Warbird posted:

Sabes seemed chattier that usual after the game. That’s not a good sign.

I think the hogs are slightly better than the Vols so next week might be a motherfucker.

arkansas is worse than tennessee, fortunately

tua supposedly has a high ankle sprain, so he gets 2 weeks before LSU. So he'll probably be a statue in that game if he suits up. cool. love it. im gay

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Lmao Boise getting shithoused by the Stormin' Mormons

Rank Wake Forest again cowards

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