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waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



Man the Broncos aren’t just bad. I can take bad. They’re worse. They’re just…boring to watch.

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wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
Thursday nights amplify coaching I think, well coached teams don’t suffer a huge drop off but badly coached teams can fall off a cliff

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

What’s a fair Simpsons experience for a kid with no exposure to the show? Seasons 2 thru 10?

solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe
Look at the bright side: in a few years, Elway will get canned by a millenial McKinsey consultant after she finally wins the ownership dispute and dissolves the trust running the team.

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Play posted:

flacoo looks so insanely bad. yeah they've had some drops but flacco just looks like he doesn't give a poo poo

the entire offense just looks like they are collecting paychecks

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
I've tuned out but just thought about Elway watching his team lose to Matt Moore and laughed really hard.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Bob Socko posted:

What’s a fair Simpsons experience for a kid with no exposure to the show? Seasons 2 thru 10?

Immediately followed by the ones that appeared on The Tracey Ullman Show. What's that going to take, 15 minutes?

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

I've watched some of the awful games this year, but im tapping out of this one. RIP broncos, send em to the glue factory

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib

Bob Socko posted:

What’s a fair Simpsons experience for a kid with no exposure to the show? Seasons 2 thru 10?
Yeah, 2 can be hit or miss but there’s plenty good stuff in there, same with 10

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

go for it you cowards

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

legit heroic effort by lindsay there

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

Bob Socko posted:

What’s a fair Simpsons experience for a kid with no exposure to the show? Seasons 2 thru 10?

Kids shouldn't watch the Simpsons; it will teach them to disrespect their parents, teachers, and religious officials

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

woof that graphic of elway QBs

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Zac Dysert, I'd forgotten all about him. He's probably forgotten all about him.

9 sacks.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Trevor Simeon probably the best QB out of that bunch.

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

How many sacks is the record for a qb in one game

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Bob Socko posted:

What’s a fair Simpsons experience for a kid with no exposure to the show? Seasons 2 thru 10?

Stop at season 8

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Play posted:

flacoo looks so insanely bad. yeah they've had some drops but flacco just looks like he doesn't give a poo poo

He's always had that neutral demeanor but this is next level. I sort of get it though. He didn't choose to play for this poo poo rear end Broncos team that's getting him sacked 40 times tonight.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Bob Socko posted:

What’s a fair Simpsons experience for a kid with no exposure to the show? Seasons 2 thru 10?

1-9

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
Is that 20 sacks yet

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





It's easy to find Joe Flacco on the field. Defensive linemen don't even need to see him, just follow the smell of Haribo Gummy Bears

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

GrimGypsy posted:

woof that graphic of elway QBs

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Dr. Cuddles
Jul 18, 2010

you broke my grill posted:

How many sacks is the record for a qb in one game

i dont know but i assume david carr holds it

waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



Statistically speaking, three people in this thread have also sacked Joe Flacco by now.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Man the Broncos loving suck

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
Who needs Mahomes when you have this elite KC defense

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
Holy hell the Broncos are bad

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Dr. Cuddles posted:

i dont know but i assume david carr holds it

Gotta be him or Cunningham.

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Dr. Cuddles posted:

i dont know but i assume david carr holds it
http://www.nfl.com/history/randf/records/def/sacks

Most Sacks, Game
12 Dallas vs Pittsburgh (11/20/66)
St Louis vs Baltimore (10/26/80)

Derrick Thomas one time had 7 in a game by himself which is lol

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Why is Andy Reid so fat?
Because every time his defence sacks Joe Flacco, he gets a cookie.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Flacco Sack Montage

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Most times sacked for an individual QB is actually not Carr or QB Eagles oddly.

12 is the record, shared by Bert Jones, Warren Moon and McNabb.

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/leaders/pass_sacked_single_game.htm

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Confirm that Joe Flacco does not like the game of football?

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Grittybeard posted:

Most times sacked for an individual QB is actually not Carr or QB Eagles oddly.

12 is the record, shared by Burt Jones, Warren Moon and McNabb.

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/leaders/pass_sacked_single_game.htm

Ravens got 11 on Mariota last year. That was a fun game.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

adaz posted:

http://www.nfl.com/history/randf/records/def/sacks

Most Sacks, Game
12 Dallas vs Pittsburgh (11/20/66)
St Louis vs Baltimore (10/26/80)

Derrick Thomas one time had 7 in a game by himself which is lol

and lost the game while trying for number 8

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Bob Socko posted:

What’s a fair Simpsons experience for a kid with no exposure to the show? Seasons 2 thru 10?

The animation the first few seasons is kinda rough going back, but there's classic stuff in there. Season 3/4 to about 8 is arguably the greatest TV show of all time, and I don't think there's a bad episode in there. 9-12 are still mostly solid, lots of good moments but starting to lose some edge.

Once you get to 14/15 it's mostly mediocre. 16-18 are bad and should be ignored. The movie was good. IIRC it got mildly better after that. Somehow the show has continued on for another... 12 seasons?! Yeah, most of those are mediocre at best, and honestly I haven't watched anything since like... 24/25 and it wasn't much by that point.

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

is von miller dead? like ....


what happened to this defense

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

glad to see my homeboy matt moore throw a good pass but i have been completely tuned out to this game until i heard "love will tear us apart." what was that?

Dr. Cuddles
Jul 18, 2010
i cannot fathom what you gain by continuing to put flacco in this game

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Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Grittybeard posted:

Most times sacked for an individual QB is actually not Carr or QB Eagles oddly.

12 is the record, shared by Bert Jones, Warren Moon and McNabb.

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/leaders/pass_sacked_single_game.htm
I consciously know that Moon and McNabb played on some bad teams longer than they should have, but I'm still surprised to see them here.

Also this game sucks.

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