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Never understood why laser swords are better than laser guns and deflect them when they’re presumably the same kind of laser. If they aren’t, why didn’t they make the guns outta the same crystals? I think one good thing the prequels got as a story telling beat was making it clear Jedi were assholes, that always felt not clear enough in the OT
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Goddamn movies are too fuckin long I thought our attention spans were getting shorter
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Oct 18, 2019 14:02
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I can watch big trouble in little China 1.5 times instead of rogue one wtf kind of opportunity cost is that supposed to be
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Oct 18, 2019 14:04
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Randarkman posted:There is no science in the Star Wars universe. Don't worry about it. How the hell do they even get into space then
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Oct 18, 2019 14:14
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Here is my list of reasons why Star Wars is hella gay (dude gay, I’m not qualified to comment on the female sexuality of Star Wars) - light saber battles (two sparkly rainbow penises touching, needs no further explanation) - lots of robes (very Gucci fall) - the Jedi say they don’t gently caress but I bet they’re constantly getting each other off with force powers and this is just their freak. I know there are a few lady Jedi around so this is more generally pan but imagine the council from the prequels, lotta dudes jerking each off other with telekinesis for sure
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Oct 19, 2019 09:39
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No sex in Star Wars? The whole point of the story is Luke kills his dad bc he can’t have sex with his Mum watch the fuckin movie idiot
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Oct 20, 2019 14:29
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Colonel Cancer posted:Well obviously most vacuums are far too small and flimsy to contain a spaceship I reckon a good industrial Dyson could manage it
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