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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > alternative turkey stuffings for yobsgiving
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Slush Garbo

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Nae! posted:
* # ? Oct 21, 2019 02:33
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# ? May 26, 2024 11:33
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nut

 rabidly taking the pickles off my sliders before the inlaws show up cuz u know they read the recipe

* # ? Oct 21, 2019 03:43
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Escape From Noise

 A Tofurky.

* # ? Oct 21, 2019 05:26
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Escape From Noise

Hugh Malone posted:



I'm still trying to come to grips with this as a real concept with an actual recipe that was presumably actually made as a proof of concept at least.

* # ? Oct 21, 2019 05:48
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Slush Garbo

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I'm trying not to dwell on it

*stuffs turkey with microwaved corndogs*

* # ? Oct 21, 2019 05:58
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death sext


 A soft voice that whispers promises of endless flavor, if only you'd lean in a little closer...

* # ? Oct 21, 2019 06:40
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Escape From Noise

 The fleeting gift of youth.

* # ? Oct 21, 2019 07:10
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Finger Prince

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I'm still trying to come to grips with this as a real concept with an actual recipe that was presumably actually made as a proof of concept at least.

Not just one prototype, presumably one was made with pickles and it was determined to be a failure.
Imagine the amount of weed you would need to have smoked to come up with the idea of stuffing 10 white castle sliders inside a turkey and roasting it.

* # ? Oct 21, 2019 09:06
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Finger Prince posted:

Not just one prototype, presumably one was made with pickles and it was determined to be a failure.
Imagine the amount of weed you would need to have smoked to come up with the idea of stuffing 10 white castle sliders inside a turkey and roasting it.

The effort of tearing up the sliders and making some kind of accursed burger stew to slide into a turkey is almost somehow worse to me.

* # ? Oct 21, 2019 11:15
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Heather Papps

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 you're gonna want to fold the pizza in half, then in half again. then, well, just jam that pizza straight up that turkeys stuffing hole.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Oct 21, 2019 11:49
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Heather Papps posted:

you're gonna want to fold the pizza in half, then in half again. then, well, just jam that pizza straight up that turkeys stuffing hole.

Then sandwich it between two stuffed crust pizzas.

* # ? Oct 21, 2019 11:57
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nut

Finger Prince posted:

Not just one prototype, presumably one was made with pickles and it was determined to be a failure.
Imagine the amount of weed you would need to have smoked to come up with the idea of stuffing 10 white castle sliders inside a turkey and roasting it.

*hides ketchup covered hand* ha ha oh ya i'm friggin blazed sky high blaze one for the nation haha

* # ? Oct 21, 2019 12:05
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Slush Garbo

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thangskiving hack: turn turkey inside out, so it is stuffed with itself

* # ? Oct 21, 2019 12:19
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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Hugh Malone posted:



Probably outing myself as some kind of horrible garbage gremlin, (which i guess, yeah i am) buuuuuuuuuuuuuut: leave the burgers intact, with pickles and i kinda want to at least try it.


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:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

* # ? Oct 21, 2019 20:40
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nut

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Probably outing myself as some kind of horrible garbage gremlin, (which i guess, yeah i am) buuuuuuuuuuuuuut: leave the burgers intact, with pickles and i kinda want to at least try it.

retweet

* # ? Oct 21, 2019 21:13
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Heather Papps

hello friend

nut posted:

retweet

hashtag "blessed"



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Oct 21, 2019 21:15
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Slush Garbo

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stuffing my turkey with a pillow this year so when the tryptophan kicks in I can nap comfortably at the table

* # ? Oct 21, 2019 22:25
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Slush Garbo

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seriouspost: stuff a turkey with meatloaf. maybe parcook the meatloaf so it's not underdone?
* # ? Oct 21, 2019 22:49
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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




 Gonna stuff a Turkey with existential dread so it only takes an hour of roasting in it for that sumbitch to be DONE.

* # ? Oct 21, 2019 23:01
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Slush Garbo

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heck yeah. gonna stuff my feelings into the turkey. add salt liberally and baste with the tears of my enemies :devil:

* # ? Oct 22, 2019 00:53
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Slush Garbo

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crab salad

* # ? Oct 22, 2019 01:32
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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




 Stuff that turkey with a few pounds of turkey jerky so its kind of like an obligate carnivore's blow pop or tootsie roll pop. crispy on the outside, chewy on the inside. If you manage to blow turkey jerky bubbles, you win thanksgiving.


:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile:h:
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* # ? Oct 22, 2019 02:05
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Robot Made of Meat

nut posted:

rabidly taking the pickles off my sliders before the inlaws show up cuz u know they read the recipe


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
* # ? Oct 22, 2019 02:10
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Randy Travesty

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 Rancid nutmeats, Grandma's secret recipe

* # ? Oct 22, 2019 02:37
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Escape From Noise

 I just had a chilling revelation. None of us have mentioned butts!

* # ? Oct 22, 2019 05:17
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Randy Travesty

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I just had a chilling revelation. None of us have mentioned butts!

What do you even think we're stuffing

* # ? Oct 22, 2019 09:29
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 a tall boy of pbr



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Oct 22, 2019 11:46
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death sext

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I just had a chilling revelation. None of us have mentioned butts!

))<>((

stuffing back and forth, forever

* # ? Oct 22, 2019 12:25
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google THIS

 I'm going to pee in our only turkey

* # ? Oct 22, 2019 14:06
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google THIS

 Peeing into an empty beer can and shoving that up there.

* # ? Oct 22, 2019 14:09
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nut

 me at the head of the table with a sherlock hat: as a nice change of pace, I have stuffed the turkey into one of us here, but who

* # ? Oct 22, 2019 14:52
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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




 It was Colonel Mustard, in the library, who stuffed Professor Plum with a turkey.


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* # ? Oct 23, 2019 02:37
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Escape From Noise

 Wild Turkey stuffed with sweet vermouth and bitters.

* # ? Oct 23, 2019 05:47
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