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7 | 11.67% |
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37 | 61.67% |
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 The Cowboys, gently caress 'em. gently caress the Cowboys.
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Oct 21, 2019 01:13
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I hope this game is an embarrassment for the Cowboys and Jason Witten retired from football and ends up in the booth at halftime only to retire from that and go back down to the field to be buried late in the 4th
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Oct 21, 2019 01:18
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OxySnake posted:I miss BBP Like man I'm trying but I have moments of lucidity and just cant shitpost at that level.
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Oct 21, 2019 01:20
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Phillly Philly binch geaux the Eagles
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Oct 21, 2019 01:22
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How does the Eagles offensive line work, does Lane just give Kelce all his extra hair?
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Oct 21, 2019 01:24
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gently caress.
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Oct 21, 2019 01:27
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 going to be that kind of a game eh Eagles?
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Oct 21, 2019 01:31
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Ugh why prolong this booger?
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Oct 21, 2019 01:41
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I am not drunk enough for this poo poo. think it's time to establish the rum.
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Oct 21, 2019 01:43
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Do the Eagles even have a play in The Playbook that goes for more than -3 yards?
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Oct 21, 2019 01:45
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Eagles unveiling their new penalty based offense
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Oct 21, 2019 01:49
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Fuxmnyeah touchdown
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Oct 21, 2019 01:51
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On plays like that you can see the clown ball as a force in the universe. The clown ball wants to happen. The clown ball wants to be let out
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Oct 21, 2019 01:56
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I hope everyone in this Lexus commercial dies from mushroom poisoning. Yes I know they're just actors.
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Oct 21, 2019 02:00
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The crappy thing about the sack here is it just means they're going to convert 3rd and 17
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Oct 21, 2019 02:02
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Or...not!?
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Oct 21, 2019 02:02
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Phyein posted:Ive got an idea for a new drama its called "Police Department" and they do police-y stuff what yall think Eat donuts and shoot minorities?
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Oct 21, 2019 02:04
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For real though, I have a friend who's a police officer and from the sound of it like all the cops he works with are mostly using the badge as a way to get laid. Like, oh, hey, you wanna get outta that ticket?
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Oct 21, 2019 02:05
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Takes No Damage posted:OK Eagles back on offense, at least Dallas is about to score again gently caress thisnguy.
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Oct 21, 2019 02:06
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The Bananana posted:Mother fucker was putting ketchup on a nice steak in a nice restaurant. That was actually human flesh. Mahomes is into some of that dark poo poo you can only get when you rich.
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Oct 21, 2019 02:08
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Can this offense please do something?
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Oct 21, 2019 02:09
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Fun fact about Zeke Elliott. He protects the ball so well because he thinks that footballs are eggs and that they will hatch into more of his fellow Cowboys.
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Oct 21, 2019 02:10
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Zeke Elliott stupid soup celebration thing is serious. He thinks he can survive by eating air. Teammates feed him at Night by shoving burritos in his mouth.
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Oct 21, 2019 02:11
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Not the first time Al Michaels told someone "lwts call.it 20 inches"
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Oct 21, 2019 02:12
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That was a dumb penalty.
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Oct 21, 2019 02:16
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triple sulk posted:they'll just throw an even longer td Yeah this.
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Oct 21, 2019 02:16
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SquirrelyPSU posted:So Witten was for sure wearing a wig last year right Two
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Oct 21, 2019 02:19
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Jason Witten wears is a merkin and you can't convince me otherwise.
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Oct 21, 2019 02:20
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Jason Witten is embarrassed for his grey bush it is purchased a crotch wig. He actually has a closet full of them.
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Oct 21, 2019 02:20
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I think I'm ready to get rid of Jim Schwartz.
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Oct 21, 2019 02:21
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:I am pleased with the proceedings thus far I am belligerent. gently caress your pasta and grill combos, Applebee's
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Oct 21, 2019 02:22
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shyduck posted:I mean its not his fault the players suck. These guys cant tackle cant get pressure and cant cover anybody I don't know, something feels off and not just at the player level. Like these are mostly the same guys and can't even seem to get pressure this year.
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Oct 21, 2019 02:24
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He dwn
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Oct 21, 2019 02:26
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I'm going to look at the bright side, I kind of wanted to see an Eagles game this year and take it should be getting pretty cheap by the end of the season.
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Oct 21, 2019 02:26
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Q: Ridgeway? What's a Ridgeway? A: about 300 pounds
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Oct 21, 2019 02:27
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Fun facy: Leighton Vander esch hates you and your family.
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Oct 21, 2019 02:28
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Other fun facts: Jerry Jones is the one who have Bob Kragt the handy.
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Oct 21, 2019 02:29
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Grittybeard posted:Commercial reminded me that no one has given Eric Berry a shot, which still seems insane to me unless he just doesn't want to/can't play. Eagles should contact him. Even if he still had cancer and no feet he might still be an improvement
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Oct 21, 2019 02:31
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What's kind of sad about this is that it might still be a close game if it weren't for the two fumbles
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Oct 21, 2019 02:33
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Taco Bell, I don't really want tacos tonight. I just want to get drunk and maybe I'll have another slice of pizza.
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Oct 21, 2019 02:34
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