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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 7 SNF GDT: eagles fans were mean to santa once 50 years ago
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Cowboys 6 10.00%
Eagles 10 16.67%
SCORING! 7 11.67%
Clownball 37 61.67%
Total: 49 votes
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

The Bananana posted:

GO COWBOYSSSSSS

Same tbh

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 16:05
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Hell yes this owns

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 01:36
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Okay Zeke

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 01:37
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

really queer Christmas posted:

I don't know why you guys are upset, the cowboys inevitable meltdown is gonna own even harder now.

My body is ready

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 01:40
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 It owns when a return man hesitates before running the ball out of the end zone

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 01:44
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 I don’t much care for that call even though it’s always called

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Well that was certainly a flag

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 01:48
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Feels bad man

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 01:51
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Petite Dinklage posted:

Honestly games would be a lot more entertaining if players could be ejected more frequently

Eject offensive linemen for egregious holding

Eject kickers for kickoffs out of bounds

Ejecting specialists would own. Like that raiders game a few years ago when their long snapper got injured

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 01:52
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Quiet Feet posted:

I hope everyone in this Lexus commercial dies from mushroom poisoning. Yes I know they're just actors.

I don’t have to watch commercials because there are severe storms in my area :smug:

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Quiet Feet posted:

Eat donuts and shoot minorities?

A very special episode where a detective says something racist but a black suspect says “honky” so it makes u think maybe both sides have a point

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 02:05
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Tony Pollard owns

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 02:13
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 A poo poo he pushed off

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 02:15
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 I am pleased with the proceedings thus far

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 02:21
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Mr. Nice! posted:

The nearest person was 10 yards away and also a cowboy

Dak seemed to hesitate before throwing, as if to say, “Can a man truly be so wide open as this?”

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 02:23
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 I feel like I’ve seen fumbles given on slides before but idk

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 02:26
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Grittybeard posted:

Commercial reminded me that no one has given Eric Berry a shot, which still seems insane to me unless he just doesn't want to/can't play.

I had hoped the Cowboys would take a flyer on him.

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 02:31
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

shyduck posted:

gritty was on the simpsons tonight

Well if there was any doubt remaining, gritty is officially lame now

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 02:33
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

indigi posted:

every commerical I see for This Is Us is confusing

This Ain’t Us: A XXX Parody

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 02:36
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Go for it

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 02:42
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 63 yard attempt he’ll yeah

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 02:52
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Got drat Maher

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 02:53
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

The Bananana posted:

What are some more examples of the Madden Cover curse?

Peyton Hillis’s career

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 03:03
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Vince Young was on the cover of Madden rofl

gently caress I forgot about that lol

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 03:04
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Grittybeard posted:

It was even dumber than that wasn't it? Like TGI Fridays or something.

Well arguably dumber.

I remember reading an article about when Allen Iverson was playing in Turkey and how his favorite hangout was the local TGI Friday’s. It was pretty grim.

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 03:13
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Popeye's chicken.
* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 03:23
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Waffle House has a jukebox with songs about Waffle House on it

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 National flag league

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 03:37
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

just realized that Dak is short for Dakota and Dakota Prescott sounds like a really really WASP-y porn star name

His first name is Rayne lol

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 03:38
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Coop is so dang good

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 03:42
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Why is the Terminator franchise cursed to always have garbage movies?

I liked the beginning of Terminator: Genisys, the fifth Terminator film, in which a voiceover explains what a terminator is.

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 03:50
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Aw man I can’t watch anymore bc there’s a stupid tornado warning

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 03:58
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Accept death

Why do you think I watch the cowboys every week

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Grittybeard posted:

Living in tornado alley this is just what I do and complain about the warnings.

If a tornado wants me it's gonna kill me imo.

Same

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

If I lived in a tornado area I’d literally live in an underground bunker. I’d be loving paralyzed by fear on a day to day basis otherwise.

I have one in my back yard. It owns.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Yeah but I don’t mean a small shelter I mean I’d have an underground house.

Living in a hobbit hole is my dream

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

surf rock posted:

Unmuted my TV and heard "JFK's assassination, Pearl Harbor, 9/11"

What the hell is going on in this game...?

JFK blown away what else do I have to say

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2019 04:22
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