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nah
Mar 16, 2009





Our Beloved New England Patriots' 2019 Schedule

Week 1: Pittsburgh Steelers: W 33-3
Week 2: @Miami Dolphhins: W 43-0
Week 3: New York Jets: W 30-14
Week 4: @Buffalo Bills: W 16-10
Week 5: @Washington Redskins: W 33-7
Week 6: New York Giants: W 35-14
Week 7: @New York Jets: W 33-0
Week 8: Cleveland Browns: W [final score TBD]
Week 9: @Baltimore Ravens: W [final score TBD]
Week 10: BYE
Week 11: @Philadelphia Eagles: W [final score TBD]
Week 12: Dallas Cowboys: W [final score TBD]
Week 13: @Houston Texans: W [final score TBD]
Week 14: Kansas City Chiefs: W [final score TBD]
Week 15: @Cincinnati Bengals: W [final score TBD]
Week 16: Buffalo Bills: W [final score TBD]
Week 17: Miami Dolphins: W [final score TBD]
Wild Card: BYE
Divisional Round: Opponent TBD: W [final score TBD]
Championship Round: Opponent TBD: W [final score TBD]
Super Bowl: Opponent TBD: W [final score TBD]

Accept your fate now everybody. There is no joy left in the universe. Let's go motherfucking The Patriots

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

the patriots cheat

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

gently caress the Patriots

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


nah posted:

Let's go motherfucking The Patriots

:yeah:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Go Pats

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Blessed thread.

nah
Mar 16, 2009

Ehud posted:

the patriots cheat

Source for this claim?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

nah posted:

Source for this claim?

http://zombo.com/

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

Ehud posted:

the patriots cheat

The other 31 teams cheat their fans by not doing everything in their power to win.

Jivesauce
Nov 22, 2007
nah

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ehud posted:

the patriots cheat

U mad

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Traxis posted:

The other 31 teams cheat their fans by not doing everything in their power to win.

your username reminded me of Traxxas and now I want an RC car

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
I ain't happy about more Pats dominance but all I can say to the other teams is: get good

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Ehud posted:

the patriots cheat

Maybe if the dolphins did too you wouldn't need to go 0-16 to have hope for the future

Shats Basoon
Jun 13, 2013

Besides the bills they haven't played a team with a pulse don't crown them quite yet

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Toxx all patriots supporters in this thread.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Chris James 2 posted:

Maybe if the dolphins did too you wouldn't need to go 0-16 to have hope for the future

You think the dolphins are smart enough to organize cheating

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.




The saddest part of all of this is the Chargers breaking Ross.

I still like you Ross. Dont turn full heal.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

OxySnake posted:

The saddest part of all of this is the Chargers breaking Ross.

I still like you Ross. Dont turn full heal.

ross has become weak after a lifetime of the chargers hurting him

meanwhile i've rooted for the dolphins for 30 years and i'm stronger than ever :colbert:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Touchdown Tom

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Ehud posted:

ross has become weak after a lifetime of the chargers hurting him

meanwhile i've rooted for the dolphins for 30 years and i'm stronger than ever :colbert:

Same.

If the Vikings ever meet the Phins in the superbowl.

I will enjoy drinking with you as the world crumbles around us.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ehud posted:

ross has become weak after a lifetime of the chargers hurting him

meanwhile i've rooted for the dolphins for 30 years and i'm stronger than ever :colbert:

The dolphins have been better over the last 30 years than the chargers

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

This is a thread for celebrating the greatest team in sports history. Not for printing shirts.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

a neat cape posted:

The dolphins have been better over the last 30 years than the chargers

please don't just gloss over the career of natrone means like this

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


OxySnake posted:

The saddest part of all of this is the Chargers breaking Ross.

People are allowed to look for happiness if it won't come to them, he's doing the right thing

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Brady’s washed and the playoffs will break the mirage

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

political thread

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
This team was one text message away from still having AB on it lol.

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot

Shats Basoon posted:

Besides the bills they haven't played a team with a pulse don't crown them quite yet

Can I get an official list of teams with a pulse in the 2019 NFL season?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY4UwcokerE

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

https://www.theringer.com/nfl/2019/10/22/20926397/the-patriots-defense-is-doing-things-weve-never-seen-before

quote:

pushed the Patriots point differential to 175 points in seven games for an average margin of victory of 25 points. That is the largest margin of victory through seven games since the Buffalo All-Americans in 1920.

[...]

The Patriots have allowed a league-low 6.9 points per game, becoming just one of three teams to allow less than a touchdown per game through seven games, alongside the 1946 Browns and 1977 Falcons.

[...]

if we ignore field goals and extra points and only count the plays the Patriots defense has been on the field, they have outscored opposing offenses this season 20-18.

[...]

The Patriots have allowed 12 third-down conversions this year,

[..]

Their offense has given up the same number of touchdowns (three) as their defense

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Once again, Buffalo stands above the cheating patriots

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Giving my energy to the Patriots 🙏🙏🙏

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

quote:

The Patriots have allowed a league-low 6.9 points per game, becoming just one of three teams to allow less than a touchdown per game through seven games, alongside the 1946 Browns and 1977 Falcons.

A touchdown is worth 6 points, dipshit.

Shats Basoon
Jun 13, 2013

K8.0 posted:

Can I get an official list of teams with a pulse in the 2019 NFL season?

You will have to subscribe to my mailer for any proprietary information.

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

The Patriots should go...


to hell.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Ehud posted:

the patriots cheat



fsif posted:

gently caress the Patriots



OxySnake posted:

Toxx all patriots supporters in this thread.



King Hong Kong posted:

The Patriots should go...


to hell.

The Patriots organization is full of Trump supporters

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

The Patriots organization is full of Trump supporters

So is every NFL team

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