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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
Tom Brady will sign with the Jets and then retire one day later

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
If Tom Brady goes out and becomes Football Super Bowl Mercenary for teams, he will become my favorite player ever.

But he wont.

'Cause he cant.

Because he's a system QB.

:colbert:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Athanatos posted:

If Tom Brady goes out and becomes Football Super Bowl Mercenary for teams, he will become my favorite player ever.

But he wont.

'Cause he cant.

Because he's a system QB.

:colbert:

Every qb is a system qb

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Athanatos posted:

But he wont.

'Cause he cant.

Because he's a system QB. And the system is cheating.

:colbert:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
It's a winning system.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

First, I want to say that it is not a pyramid scheme

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
It's a reversal funnel system.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Athanatos posted:

If Tom Brady goes out and becomes Football Super Bowl Mercenary for teams, he will become my favorite player ever.

But he wont.

'Cause he cant.

Because he's a system QB.

:colbert:

:hai:

Bill Belichick is the reason for the 6 Superb Owls, also cheating.

Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS
Picking the underdog is a coward's choice, if they win you get the glory and if they lose you can drop them quickly with a "Ah, I never expected them to win anyway." Therefore, rooting for the Pats is the only bandwagon choice that would improve your moral character.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
OTOH, cheering for the Patriots is a sign of personal weakness

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Vhak lord of hate posted:

Picking the underdog is a coward's choice, if they win you get the glory and if they lose you can drop them quickly with a "Ah, I never expected them to win anyway." Therefore, rooting for the Pats is the only bandwagon choice that would improve your moral character.

Never cheer for the Devil, regardless of how handsome he may be.

Satisfaction Guaranteed
Jan 17, 2001

Forum Veteran


OMG thank you, it was as funny as I remembered it. Search could not find it.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Mel Mudkiper posted:

why are patriots fans completely incapable of being funny when trash talking



Every other franchise fans can play along and have fun but every Pats fan responds to riffing with these most thin skinned poo poo

Wasnt there a Pats fan here who got upset and went to reddit NFL and whined that we were too mean to his precious Tom Brady?

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
im going to have sex with tom brady

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Welcome to the thread for champions. Thank you for deciding to make the switch. Former Bengals fans please take 4-5 weeks to acclimate yourselves

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



seiferguy posted:

Wasnt there a Pats fan here who got upset and went to reddit NFL and whined that we were too mean to his precious Tom Brady?

I really want this to be true. Going to Reddit to whine is as bitchmade as Brady having a tantrum anytime anyone brushes against him.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://twitter.com/AssignGuy/status/1187469333330423810

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

MakaVillian posted:

Never cheer for the Devil, regardless of how handsome he may be.

OTOH hail satan

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

please update the op to show the score of the browns game

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
You mean...the Ravens game?....

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
19-0 will never be obtained you had your chance and you failed suck it

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Guess they'll have to settle for 18-1 with a ring this time, instead of 18-1 without like last time

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

MoaM posted:

You mean...the Ravens game?....

no. the browns game score was not added.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
I think this loss puts 12-4 / 11-5 in play, for real...
Like, the "suck" was supposed to happen for *just* Week 13 (Chiefs game).

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Ravens now could be only team to beat New England and only team to lose to the Bengals.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Ehud posted:

the patriots cheat

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
Pats now gonna lose the next seven in a row and miss the playoffs, lead pipe gold lock of the century

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

Pats now gonna lose the next seven in a row and miss the playoffs, lead pipe gold lock of the century

I think they will drop 3 of the next 4, but still finish at 12-4 and get a bye.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
"We're hosed," Tom Brady is caught stating on camera on the sideline -The moment Tom accepted that Perfect Season would not be added to his obnoxious resume.

What do we say to say to the God of Death? Not today

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

You guys are cruel and god will judge you

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
God favors cruelty to devils. The Patriots must hail Satan some other day.

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
Fire this dumb thread into the sun

Eat poo poo patriots

And eat even more poo poo bandwagoners

gently caress T*m Br*dy

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
DO YOUR JOB

and vote 1

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

this loss was orchestrated by Goodell calling plays to Lamar Jackson and it's a travesty that the Patriots has to deal with this vengeful "league"

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

You fools. Ravens have handed the Pats the dark fuel they need for their next insufferable underdog narrative.

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Eat poo poo cheating team

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Kawalimus posted:

Ravens now could be only team to beat New England and only team to lose to the Bengals.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

finley

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Docjowles posted:

You fools. Ravens have handed the Pats the dark fuel they need for their next insufferable underdog narrative.

Everyone knows they're gonna win another trophy. Everyone is also overjoyed that it will not be a perfect season on top of it. Have at it

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Everyone knows they're gonna win another trophy. Everyone is also overjoyed that it will not be a perfect season on top of it. Have at it

They won't. Their next few games are going to be very similar to this one.

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