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Yolomancer
Aug 9, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
What the everliving Christ. Why on God's Green Earth would you play this piece of poo poo. Oh, the story is great huh? Love the dialogue? Have you forgotten what you're loving doing, what really matters? The hint is in the name. What matters is the gameplay. There is no such thing as a good video game writer. If they were good writers, they'd be off making a shitload more money writing novels, which is what you should be reading instead of this trash. Homer wrote the loving Iliad for you cretins and here you are masturbating over PISSFARTS and poo poo that reads like the inside of a Slip Knot album. gently caress you stupid arseholes. You are the cancer that is killing gaming.

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Yolomancer
Aug 9, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Hey guysth, Larry Parrish here, have you played Dicks? Oh! Yes, yum! yet? I'm gonna megaphone this sthit using the wonderful acousthics generated by my blown out arsehole. I became a fan of gay assth writing after proof-reading my own posts for the last stheven years. I haven't had thisth much fun since I used a traffic cone to funnel hot tar down my arsehole.

Well, smell ya later! These dicksth won't suck themshelves! Oops, I said shelves, bit of a freudian slip there, hehe.

Yolomancer
Aug 9, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
If you love Civilization 5, Civilization 6 or Beyond Earth, you'll probably love this game.

Yolomancer
Aug 9, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Larry Parrish posted:

They arent even the same genre

Actually, one of the main reasons simpletons say they enjoy those games is because of the hilarious and memorable tech quotes. I don't know what I've been told, I don't know what I've been told, Larry's got a blown out chode. That sort of thing. So from that point of view, the insulting writing in Disco Elysium will appeal to that type of 'gamer'.

Yolomancer
Aug 9, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

SpaceAceJase posted:

Hmm maybe you'd enjoy the outer worlds then

No, it's one of the worst games I've played in recent memory. I'd rather play Civ 5 than The Outer Worlds, holy poo poo.

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