- mountaincat
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The first part is about sand-
wiches. The second part is
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I went to a cupcake place today and they have something called Deathcake. It's this dessert that comes in a jar and has lots of chocolate. And salt. It doesn't matter what it is. But it's threatening. Deathcake.
Having a food with a threatening name isn't really an original idea, especially not if it involves chocolate. Bennigans has a dessert called Legendary Death by Chocolate™. I went to a Bennigans once. I think it was in Denver, but I don't remember and I also don't remember what I ate there. The restaurant was sort of green inside though if that helps you in any way.
Savory foods get the threatening treatment too sometimes, like when people call something a heart attack on a plate. I guess the idea is that saturated fat and cholesterol are supposed to increase your risk of heart disease. Dietary science changes pretty quickly though. There might be some good dishes out there that get falsely accused.
And of course people give spicy foods threatening names. But spicy foods actually are threatening though, and you don't need anyone's medical opinion about that. Like the skin on yer anus is pretty sensitive and the chemical compounds that make food spicy hot don't get digested very well. Watch out for the old spicy rear end in a top hat! Watch out! Spicy rear end in a top hat comin at you!
They don't call hot sauce spicy rear end in a top hat though, as far as I know. What if somebody's kid saw that and asked about it? Nobody knows what to do then. So there's all these euphemisms. On the subject of spicy peppers, I guess theres a new hot pepper called the Carolina Reaper. It's hotter than the old hottest one. But they just end up putting less of it in your enchilada sauce or whatever, so I don't think it matters very much. I haven't had those chilies myself though so I can't help you much there. I did go to North Carolina once. There's some islands out there that have state parks where you can go camping. Hope that information was useful to you in some way.
A good threatening name for a food would be the gently caress You Brunch. It's not a specific food but more of a thing that a restaurant does on Sunday morning/early afternoon. And I guess it's not so much threatening as it is rude and a bit aggressive. But people like that kind of thing if they know it isn't serious.
I don't think the waitstaff would be rude to you though at gently caress You Brunch, if that's what you were thinking, because people have to deal with enough rudeness in their lives as it is. I went to a place once where they sort of make fun of you when you give your order. I was just a kid then. They mostly made fun of the adults, so I didn't get a good roasting at that restaurant. They didn't roast the kids. If you have kids they will probably be fine. Hope that is reassuring to you if you were thinking of going there.
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- Pissed Ape Sexist
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International House of Solitary Employee Sharpening A Broom Handle
The only item on the menu is the rooty tooty fresh and doyourememberme
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Oct 25, 2019 23:08
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- nut
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hmm how about
a knife ham of sorts
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Oct 26, 2019 01:23
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- Pissed Ape Sexist
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Did this crispy french sandwich just assume my loving gender
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Oct 26, 2019 01:57
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- mountaincat
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The first part is about sand-
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International House of Solitary Employee Sharpening A Broom Handle
The only item on the menu is the rooty tooty fresh and doyourememberme
I am so upset by this!
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Oct 26, 2019 02:19
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- google THIS
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I'll have the "Fine, Do Whatever You Want" meal with a "We Need to Talk" shake.
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Oct 26, 2019 04:06
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- FutonForensic
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gimme the Structurally Unsound French Dip w/ Tiny Wobbly Cup 'o' Jus
 
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Oct 26, 2019 05:04
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- nut
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maybe a
gun po boy
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Oct 26, 2019 11:29
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Don't you dare even CONSIDER making me sick. If you so much as THINK about colonizing my gut with harmful bacteria, I swear I will poo poo you out so fast you won't even have time to digest, you got that? Yeah, you're acting so fresh now, but if you cross me, I will poo poo you out! Do you understand me? I WILL poo poo YOU OUT!
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Oct 26, 2019 11:45
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FALSE SLACK
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@ the gently caress You Brunch, having everclear mimosas and cactus tacos
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Oct 26, 2019 16:26
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- Pissed Ape Sexist
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I'm Alex Jones and I'll be your server tonight, here's a basket of our complimentary (((cheesy breadsticks))) *bellows as eyes roll over white*
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Oct 26, 2019 17:27
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Uneasily dining outside as the sky is getting dark and the wind is picking up and you can see lightning in the distance.
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Oct 26, 2019 17:41
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- oliwan
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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Personally I find that Spotted Dick I a very threatening name for a dish
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Oct 26, 2019 18:14
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- Finger Prince
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Personally I find that Spotted Dick I a very threatening name for a dish
Ayyy lemme spot that dick
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Oct 26, 2019 18:20
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FALSE SLACK
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blood sausage
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Oct 26, 2019 18:22
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- oliwan
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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Bangers and Mash
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Oct 26, 2019 18:37
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- nut
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some kind of gaussing wire spaghetti i guess
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Oct 26, 2019 19:22
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FALSE SLACK
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not as threateningly deceptive as 'sweetbreads' 
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Oct 26, 2019 19:29
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I'm Alex Jones and I'll be your server tonight, here's a basket of our complimentary (((cheesy breadsticks))) *bellows as eyes roll over white*
lmao
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Oct 26, 2019 20:04
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- Pissed Ape Sexist
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Blood pudding via pud blooding
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Oct 26, 2019 20:33
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Whipped Topping: *Keep Frozen*
Oh, a tough guy, eh? How about I just put you in the direct sunlight, instead?
Whipped Topping: *condenses profusely*
Not so cool now are ya?
Whipped Topping: *melts*
That's what I thought 
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Oct 26, 2019 21:21
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- nut
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a mace but all the spikes on it are ice cream cones what am i supposed to be posting
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Oct 26, 2019 22:00
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- Pissed Ape Sexist
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a full bag of friend jalepaneos
This is not threatening due to their status as friends. Jalapenos seek only love and acceptance. They truly are The Noble Pepper.
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Oct 26, 2019 22:38
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- nut
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what if u ate a burglar? a
ham
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