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- Pissed Ape Sexist
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A poptart, but it reeeeally sucks
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Oct 27, 2019 13:13
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:
lololol
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Oct 27, 2019 13:20
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- Escape From Noise
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what if u ate a burglar? a
ham
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Armed hamburglary
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Oct 27, 2019 14:31
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I'll take a tall boy of bleach because I am a tough guy
Hell ya
https://youtu.be/Sumb3GYuAT8
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Oct 27, 2019 14:32
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- nut
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i guess a kind of halberd but made of kraft dinner
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Oct 27, 2019 16:09
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- google THIS
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Pretty much anything you don't know the exact ingredients of when you have a severe nut allergy.
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Oct 27, 2019 16:47
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- Escape From Noise
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Two hard salamis attached by a cloth chord.
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Oct 27, 2019 18:07
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- google THIS
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A head cheese, hidden in your bed.
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Oct 27, 2019 18:16
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- Escape From Noise
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A head cheese, hidden in your bed.
For midnight snacking???
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Oct 27, 2019 18:18
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- Pissed Ape Sexist
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imma make you a snack you can't refuse
I wake up next to a miracle whip and tuna sandwich and lose my loving MIND. I sign the deal the next day no questions asked.
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Oct 27, 2019 19:00
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- google THIS
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Mob boss: He refuses to talk. Break his fingers.
(henchman dutifully cuts up the chicken fingers so the baby won't choke on them)
Baby: Dada!
Mob Boss: Now that's more like it.
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Oct 27, 2019 19:30
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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I'll have the "Fine, Do Whatever You Want" meal with a "We Need to Talk" shake.
A $60 dessert named "no thank you" brought out right after the meal
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Oct 27, 2019 23:35
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- Half-wit
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Half a wit more than baby Asahel, or half a wit less? You decide.
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sometimes at the grocery store they put stickers on fruits
one time, the bananas had some stickers that said "for grilling"
now, a regular person might think this means you're supposed to put these particular bananas on a grill, but the enlightened know that those are the bananas you take in the back room and interrogate to find out where the bomb was planted
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Oct 28, 2019 12:42
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- Half-wit
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Half a wit more than baby Asahel, or half a wit less? You decide.
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because banana trees are a plant you see
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Oct 28, 2019 12:43
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- Escape From Noise
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Montezuma's Revenge Sports Drink
"It gives you the runs!"
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Oct 28, 2019 13:21
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- Half-wit
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Half a wit more than baby Asahel, or half a wit less? You decide.
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"excuse me waiter? yes, I will have the Salmonella Surprise."
These Frozen crossovers are getting out of control.
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Nov 3, 2019 13:11
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- Half-wit
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Half a wit more than baby Asahel, or half a wit less? You decide.
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wait, that would be Salmonelsa Surprise, my mistake
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Nov 3, 2019 13:12
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May 22, 2024 12:49
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That big batch of miso soup I made that's apparently already gone bad.
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Nov 3, 2019 18:18
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