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 I Am The Golf Lord, Lord of All The Golf, All Golfers Tremble Before Me We're going to do this a little differently and put the us back in let's play. Here's how it's going to work: We're (yes, you and I and all of us) going to play a different golf game every week. I'll generally try to limit it to groups of four people but we'll do some special exhibitions on games that allow for more. There are four teams: 1) Grandma Party 2) A person of Grandma Party's choosing who he thinks would be fun; 3) The first responder; and 4) A person who earns their spot through deeds or charity. And if no one does, second responder gets it. We're all going to play the same golf game at a designated time. I will do a different time on some weeks for people on the other side of the ponds. Results will be kept and tallied for each team. Final team gets a trophy with their team name on it. It's going to live at my house as a reminder of my eventual triumph (or shame.) Probably triumph, because I'm really, really good at video golf. All of it. Regardless of mechanics. Since you pick what game you get to be in, I get to pick the course we play. And we're going to play a lot of golf. And I'll take suggestions. Golf List So Far Golf With Your Friends Completed. Winner: Grandma. Golf It Winner: Not Grandma Neo Turf Masters Ribbit King 100 Foot Robot Golf Not Grandma Everybody's Golf Spheda What the Golf Aqua Teen Hunger Force Ninja Pro Am Brendan Keogh's Putting Challenge Super Inefficient Golf Microsoft Golf 1998 Mario Golf Nes Golf Vertiginous Golf How Are We Going to Do This? I pick a golf game for that week on a given day. I announce a time. First responder here gets to be in it. And I'll also issue a challenge or do a target charity. $10 or dignity gets you in. Your pick. Note: If you do the dignity challenge, I will purchase the game for the first person that week who does it. If two or more people issue the challenge or do the charitable donation, they fight each other first. Winner moves on to the final round with the other teams. Videos will be recorded at the same time. I'm testing out different ways to do it. Make sure you have some way to twitch/stream. How can we make it spicy? Oh, I'm glad you asked. Because I'm an idiot and like to make bets. Bets that involve dignity. And if you issue challenges, I'll probably respond. And most of all, let's have fun. My discord is here if you want to yell at me. https://discord.gg/rbb5WHK Episode 1: Golf With My Friends  Episode 2: Golf It Into the Trash  Episode 3: 100 Foot Robot Lobbies  G-Mawwwwwww fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Nov 13, 2019 |
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RESERVED. HALL OF FAME.  Fan art by Miz Kriss. Already! HALL OF SHAME. When faantastic and khalid eat their sandwiches the videos are goin' here. 
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ROUND ONE CHALLENGE Game: Golf It! Golf It is the other freely moddable, relatively cheap 4+ player game. Unfortunately, it has the mechanic of actually making you move your loving mouse to set your power. You want to yeet the ball? You basically yeet your mouse. This is going to be a poo poo show. Time:Wednesday at 9 CST. Special Guest: Papa Snoogans and maybe some other dinguses. We can do more than 4. Condition for Entry/Grandma to Buy You The Game So We Can Play 1) $10 donation to RAICES, provide proof; or 2) Purchase, construct, and consume a McGangBang. A McGangBang is one McChicken sandwich placed in the middle of a Big Mac in place of the middle bun. Wager: I'm open. G-Mawwwwwww fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Oct 26, 2019 |
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Oct 26, 2019 01:11
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Leal posted:Do Arma Pick a golf game. Loser does an episode of arma. Not even joking
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Oct 26, 2019 02:00
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Play Golf Story coward I actually am. Give me until Monday and I'll have a different thread up for it.
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Oct 26, 2019 02:33
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:You should play Brendan Keogh's Putting Challenge Let's do it. I'm not doing golfing over it unless yall raise money for charity though.
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Oct 26, 2019 03:06
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ROUND ONE CHALLENGE Game: Golf It! Golf It is the other freely moddable, relatively cheap 4+ player game. Unfortunately, it has the mechanic of actually making you move your loving mouse to set your power. You want to yeet the ball? You basically yeet your mouse. This is going to be a poo poo show. Time:Wednesday at 9 CST. Special Guest: Papa Snoogans and maybe some other dinguses. We can do more than 4. Condition for Entry/Grandma to Buy You The Game So We Can Play 1) $10 donation to RAICES, provide proof; or 2) Purchase, construct, and consume a McGangBang. A McGangBang is one McChicken sandwich placed in the middle of a Big Mac in place of the middle bun. Wager: I'm open. G-Mawwwwwww fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Oct 26, 2019 |
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Oct 26, 2019 18:36
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I think I may toss on another rule that says if you suggest a game, you gotta play it with me. Implied challenge! Lobsterbutt has messaged me and claimed the voluntary spot for golf it. Challenge spot remains but will be filled by second responder if no one does it. And if no one else wants to play Golf It I'm finding someone else. 
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Oct 26, 2019 23:05
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Snorb posted:Playing Zany Golf with you might be slightly difficult because it's a DOS game from 1988 and it didn't have modem multiplayer. Actually I've got a plan for that. Multitwitch and discord. No collision but still healthy poo poo talking.
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Oct 27, 2019 02:48
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Whybird posted:May I suggest the glory that is PRO GOLF SIMULATOR? How is anything this ugly? Like How can anyone look at that? Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Play Golf Story coward https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3902398 I'm doin' it! G-Mawwwwwww fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Oct 29, 2019 |
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Oct 29, 2019 00:33
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I'm tempted to post the warmup game so I look like I'm good at golf
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Golf It Into the Trash. Because Golf It is terrible. Guests: WillJpowers https://www.twitch.tv/willjpowers Fuzzinator https://www.twitch.tv/the_fuzzinator Lobsterboy (Todd) Snoogans Iospace Because instead of having a power meter, your shot is literally how fast you move your mouse. This is barely golf but we're going to count it. NEWS Khalid and Faantastic ate a Jellygrill sandwich! Except instead of jelly they did peanut butter, bananas, velveeta and hot sauce. What the gently caress. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/503022789 And the aftermath https://www.twitch.tv/videos/503024519 And yes, the music is the actual music from the game. Ugh. G-Mawwwwwww fucked around with this message at 22:20 on Nov 2, 2019 |
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Nov 2, 2019 22:10
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Make it a highlight or export it to YouTube.
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ROUND TWO CHALLENGE Game: 100ft Robot Golf 100ft Robot Golf is made by SA User, notable LPer and forums mom Panzer Skank at No Goblin Studios. Play golf with 100 foot tall robots. gently caress up everyone else. Hit buildings with a stick. Commentary by the McElroy goblins. Time:Saturday at 6 CST. Special Guest: Kaubocks. Condition for Entry/Grandma to Buy You The Game So We Can Play 1) $10 donation to Southern Poverty Law Center, provide proof; or 2) Go to your local Chinese buffet and take pictures for me. Wager: I'm open. G-Mawwwwwww fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Nov 7, 2019 |
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Nov 6, 2019 20:48
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Also Fuzzinator made Spam mac and cheese. He loved it.
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I never thought anyone would click my links
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Nov 7, 2019 04:23
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I'm editing 100 foot robot golf for publication hopefully tomorrow. But I bought four copies of Vertiginous golf for $6. Also, I hate steam punk. Like Loathe Steampunk  Tuesday, 9 CST. First responder who's interested gets a free copy. Challenge: Eat a ham sandwich, it only cost me $1.50.
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Nov 10, 2019 20:30
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Zushio posted:The one golf game I own! Oh no, it was only to get a free copy of the game. Want in for Tuesday night? The fancy ham at my deli costs $20.00 a pound! That's like at least $2.00 in ham per even a skimpy sandwich.
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Zushio posted:I would enjoy playing, I assume I should find you in your Discord. I will be in my discord. https://www.nimanranch.com/our-meats/hams/ LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL HAMS.
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Golf With Grandma Episode 3- 100 Foot Robot Lobbies Ah hell. I was using the original post as a template and I deleted it. 100 Foot Robot Golf is fun but Janky. Kaubocks cheats. G-Mawwwwwww fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Nov 13, 2019 |
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Nov 12, 2019 04:53
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Also more games should let me stand in the way of other people's shots. Two other things I forgot to mention: 1) Blocking a shot with your person is called the Kuvo maneuver; 2) You can press a button to hear Geop tell bad golf jokes in the intro screen. So uh Hypothetically if we did a Neo Turf Masters tournament on Fightcade next week, who would be down to clown? G-Mawwwwwww fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Nov 12, 2019 |
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AltaBrown posted:My lack of a PC is really starting to bum me out. I've got Everybody's Golf on PS4 coming up if that helps.
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Golf With Grandma Episode 3.5- 100 Foot Robot Bonus Because these boys were very fun.
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Golf with Grandma Episode 4: Golf with Gears God I hate steampunk so much. Guests: Snoogans CosmicAfro DiscountCleric poo poo in the game that could have been done better but wasn't: 1) Weapons after completing the course; 2) Not having loving hummingbirds clacking their wings constantly; 3) Music; Why did I have to be good at this one?
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Nov 20, 2019 03:56
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Also, Lobsterbutt lost another game that I didn't record and ate this.
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Nov 20, 2019 03:58
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NGDBSS posted:There's a reason you can find it sometimes referred to as "cogservatism". Merely parroting the aesthetic without engaging the underlying issues is naive as hell and oh so common. This is the first I've heard of the underlying issues because I've been under the assumption that it was a purely aesthetic issue. "Haha, I glued gears to my hat, steampunk!" What underlying issues are we talking?
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ROUND FOUR CHALLENGE Game: NEO TURF MASTERS.  Neo Turf Masters loving rules and might just be the best game we play. It's an extremely fast-paced golf game with crisp neo geo graphics, great music, and a ridiculous announcer that you'll be quoting constantly. It's also hard as balls. Here's the hiccup: online multiplayer is only available through Fightcade. Luckily I purchased this game and have licenses for it. To uh Play on Fightcade with a different zip file. But I still gave them money, god drat it. Time: Saturday at 2 PST. Special Guest: Kuvo. If you want the crown, you have to take it from the king. First Responder: ChaosArgate called this poo poo weeeeks ago. Condition for Entry/Grandma to Buy You The Game So We Can Play One Jack in the Box Spicy Nacho Chicken Sandwich. Or one of their tacos that are filled with catfood. Wager: I'm open. Let's dance. G-Mawwwwwww fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Nov 20, 2019 |
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 This one is gonna be a four part series. Because Neo Turf Masters is so loving good. 1) Great NeoGeo colors; 2) Great NeoGeo music; 3) Fast-paced golf; 4) Hot fuckin' dads. Joined by Chaosargate, Kuvo, and Geoff (a ghost), we're doing a semifinals. No one wanted to do bets but I would have eaten dog food if i had to.
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Kuvo posted:i shoulda played a warmup round You gotta stream, I gotta stream, we should go again
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Part Two is Up with your hero The hero is Geoff, A ghost. God I should have just LPed this game too.
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Work has been destroying me. Sorry. Would you consider Worms to be golf? I'm leaning towards yes.
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THE FINALE IS UP. An epic grudgematch. Me versus Chaosargate. But even more important, a battle for Robert Landol's soul. Watch Robert Landol in a moral conundrum. Shall he be good? Or evil? The fates play a golf game for his soul. Also some of these shots are insane. Work's a bitch but I should be back now.
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ROUND FIVE CHALLENGE Game: SUPER INEFFICIENT GOLF  This game is a dollar on steam. Geoff (a ghost) bought it for me. It looks bad. But it is a dollar and ostensibly golf. Time: Wednesday at 7 PST. Special Guest: A SECRET. First Responder: Geoff (A ghost) because he bought it for me. Condition for Entry/Grandma to Buy You The Game So We Can Play Eat a sandwich I guess
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The audio recording hosed up. I still won, though. Gonna try to rerecord.
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