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make hot dog octopuses by cutting one end of the hot dog into arms and roasting them lovingly over a campfire while skewering the uncut end. now flip it upside down and you now have a hot dog flower to give to ur love
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when out on a date and walking towards a puddle ask your date to wait a moment while you pour all your uncooked hot dogs into a puddle until they form a sort of hot dog island that your date can walk on to ford the puddle
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Oct 28, 2019 14:48
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Netflix and chill (on an enormous pile of hot dogs)
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Oct 28, 2019 15:34
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in a cozy cabin
(built of old-growth hot dogs, felled in the days before power tools through the forces of hard work and gumption)
in the woods
(just regular old woods, don't make it weird hot dog guy)
· what's behind your ear? Hotdog
Netflix and chill (on an enormous pile of hot dogs)
lmao
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Oct 28, 2019 16:43
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Oct 28, 2019 16:50
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One day nearer spring
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"yeah, haha, yeah i know right? like who cares if you have a collection of different micro brew bottles lined up on shelves like some kind of trophy room? so cheesy, right? haha" *unlocks apartment door* "now what if i told you i moved on from that years ago and decided to replace them all with a rather unique collection of my own...?"
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Oct 28, 2019 17:26
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns (tons)
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Oct 28, 2019 17:34
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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Tired of limp, meatless meet cutes?
meat cute
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Oct 28, 2019 20:05
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My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns (tons)
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Oct 28, 2019 20:41
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She said she wanted a foot long wiener in her mouth, so I gladly complied. It was only later that I realized it was meant to be a double entendre, but I can tell you this: she did not leave my place hungry.
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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"yeah, haha, yeah i know right? like who cares if you have a collection of different micro brew bottles lined up on shelves like some kind of trophy room? so cheesy, right? haha" *unlocks apartment door* "now what if i told you i moved on from that years ago and decided to replace them all with a rather unique collection of my own...?"
everyone who says they don't like hot dogs just hasn't tried the RIGHT hot dogs. i mean, yeah, if you're eating the mass market stuff from one of the Big Three it's all going to be very bland and homogeneous, but there's a good craft dog for everyone.
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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She said she wanted a foot long wiener in her mouth, so I gladly complied. It was only later that I realized it was meant to be a double entendre, but I can tell you this: she did not leave my place hungry.
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Oct 28, 2019 22:05
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nothing spices things up more than a little ketchup
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One day nearer spring
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everyone who says they don't like hot dogs just hasn't tried the RIGHT hot dogs. i mean, yeah, if you're eating the mass market stuff from one of the Big Three it's all going to be very bland and homogeneous, but there's a good craft dog for everyone.
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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taking 20 minutes with a knife before going out to carve up some calling cards in case i hit it off with someone
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dreams of his triplets, Oscar, Frank, and Johnsonville
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10 hot dog guy keeps frustratedly swiping left on woman after woman who only has 8 buns. Will he ever find his one true love?
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Oscar Mayer? I hardly know 'er!
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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But that's not what I truly wish to be.
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Use the hot dogs to lure stray dogs or cats into your clutches. Clean, feed, love and generally take care of the strays. Overwhelm the dames with your compassion and lack of loneliness.
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Say something smooth like "May I beef frank with you? I'm feeling a bit Armourous."
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Oct 29, 2019 03:35
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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But that's not what I truly wish to be.
Then just wow her with your red-hot passion.
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Oct 29, 2019 03:37
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consider polyamory for multiple buns
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Roll the hotdogs in a cinnamon and sugar mix, then bake them in the oven. Women LOVE churros.
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when she comes over for the first time put a hot dog somewhere 2/3ish through every book you own so she knows u actually read them
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These dogs are hot... just like u babe
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when you ask your date if she wants to come see your dog shelter make it clear up front that you're inviting her to see a tarp lean-to covering a neat stack of several thousand hot dogs.
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