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"yeah, haha, yeah i know right? like who cares if you have a collection of different micro brew bottles lined up on shelves like some kind of trophy room? so cheesy, right? haha" *unlocks apartment door* "now what if i told you i moved on from that years ago and decided to replace them all with a rather unique collection of my own...?"
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everyone who says they don't like hot dogs just hasn't tried the RIGHT hot dogs. i mean, yeah, if you're eating the mass market stuff from one of the Big Three it's all going to be very bland and homogeneous, but there's a good craft dog for everyone.
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Oct 28, 2019 22:21
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when she leaves in the morning make sure you slip a package or two of hotdogs into her purse along with a witty handwritten note. when she finds it later she'll think you are thoughtful and irresistible
*its a good idea to not put already opened packages into her purse unless they're already in a sealed ziplock bag
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Oct 29, 2019 17:17
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*me reaching into a large bowl and producing several glistening wet raw hotdogs that i drop into the eager trick or treater's bags* "now run along and don't eat them all at once"
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Oct 31, 2019 16:21
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*wearing a red smoking jacket and leading my guests through my enormous mansion* "as a young lad i never had many friends and my family didn't have much money. but one christmas my mother scrimped enough change to buy me my first hotdog. *i open a large set of ornately carved mahogany double doors* "and now ive amassed quite a fortune of hotdogs" *my guests gasp as they look upon my expansive hotdogarium as I beam with pride*
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She pulls up to pick me up for our date, and to my ecstatic surprise - it's the goddamn bun car! I think this is the one
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