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who could be unmoved by the prospect of cuddling by a roaring fire (made of hot dogs) sprawled on a luxurious rug (of the hides of wild hot dogs, hunted in the darkest jungle) in a cozy cabin (built of old-growth hot dogs, felled in the days before power tools through the forces of hard work and gumption) in the woods (just regular old woods, don't make it weird hot dog guy)
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for your first date, go to like the beach or a water park or something so the dogs can cool down
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death sext posted:tape hotdogs to your nipples for a new sexy look why one would obscure one's natural nipples, rather than adding several new sets, is a mystery a sexy mystery
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Luvcow posted:*wearing a red smoking jacket and leading my guests through my enormous mansion* "as a young lad i never had many friends and my family didn't have much money. but one christmas my mother scrimped enough change to buy me my first hotdog. *i open a large set of ornately carved mahogany double doors* "and now ive amassed quite a fortune of hotdogs" *my guests gasp as they look upon my expansive hotdogarium as I beam with pride* Luvcow posted:hotdogarium
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Heather Papps posted:don't mind me, just a guy who has way too much mustard. the goddamn mustardcar and . . . what's that? [bwee-oo, bwee-oo] *nods to self* the krautmobile, right on time
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