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when out on a date and walking towards a puddle ask your date to wait a moment while you pour all your uncooked hot dogs into a puddle until they form a sort of hot dog island that your date can walk on to ford the puddle
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in a cozy cabin
(built of old-growth hot dogs, felled in the days before power tools through the forces of hard work and gumption)
in the woods
(just regular old woods, don't make it weird hot dog guy)
· what's behind your ear? Hotdog
Netflix and chill (on an enormous pile of hot dogs)
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dreams of his triplets, Oscar, Frank, and Johnsonville
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when she comes over for the first time put a hot dog somewhere 2/3ish through every book you own so she knows u actually read them
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sexy pack of coupons for her on valentine's day every single one is 2 for 1 dogs baby
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*sneaks up behind my lover and wraps hands around her head under her nose* guess who!
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cut hotdogs in half and glue them cutside down onto a cardboard platform so they are side-by-side forming a sort of hotdog fence, buy a beige fisherman hat and hide your face behind the hot dog fence and show up to your dates saying you are dressed up as hot dog wilson from home improvement talk to them from behind the fence and never let them see your face from the nose down until you nose (lol) its true love
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halloween dress up as a fleshy koosh ball
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hide weed inside the weiners so that you can smuggle it in to sporting event
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"it's a boy, it's a boy!" I chomp on the worn end of a loose cheddar stuffed oscar mayer, handing out loosies to all the other dads in the maternity ward waiting room, i cry myself to sleep
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*sipping a scotch with the brothers* y'see, the beauty about a whole package of hot dogs is that after the snack, you're left with a nice drink
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me: o-oh i think it's started raining *reaches for my coat*
me again: *pulls out hundreds of hotdogs and tactfully lays them on every exposed part of her upper body to protect her from the rain*
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