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"yeah, haha, yeah i know right? like who cares if you have a collection of different micro brew bottles lined up on shelves like some kind of trophy room? so cheesy, right? haha" *unlocks apartment door* "now what if i told you i moved on from that years ago and decided to replace them all with a rather unique collection of my own...?"
everyone who says they don't like hot dogs just hasn't tried the RIGHT hot dogs. i mean, yeah, if you're eating the mass market stuff from one of the Big Three it's all going to be very bland and homogeneous, but there's a good craft dog for everyone.
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She said she wanted a foot long wiener in her mouth, so I gladly complied. It was only later that I realized it was meant to be a double entendre, but I can tell you this: she did not leave my place hungry.
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taking 20 minutes with a knife before going out to carve up some calling cards in case i hit it off with someone
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when you ask your date if she wants to come see your dog shelter make it clear up front that you're inviting her to see a tarp lean-to covering a neat stack of several thousand hot dogs.
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