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Drink-Mix Man posted:

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns (tons)

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She said she wanted a foot long wiener in her mouth, so I gladly complied. It was only later that I realized it was meant to be a double entendre, but I can tell you this: she did not leave my place hungry.

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10 hot dog guy keeps frustratedly swiping left on woman after woman who only has 8 buns. Will he ever find his one true love?

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But that's not what I truly wish to be.

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"Do you like hot dogs?"

"I prefer brats."

(icily) "...I see. That's cool."

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I was just trying to make small talk when I asked him his thoughts on all beef franks vs. pork, I didn't expect a two-hour lecture.

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