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Dolphins 15 39.47%
Steelers 4 10.53%
scoring? 19 50.00%
Total: 30 votes
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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967





"Well here we got 2 teams playing down in the muck, just junk all the way to the bottom here, and as I always said dont worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon."
"To get more yards, the Dolphins will need to move the ball from the line of scrimmage down the field, let's go to the chart here:





“When you have great players, playing great, well that’s great football, and what we have tonight, it's the opposite of that.”
"One of the big keys tonight is there definitely needs to be water on the sidelines for these players, but I also had some Gatorade just in case they were allergic to the water or vice versa.”


"This is the Father Gatorade bucket, this is the Mother, and you see here they had the baby since the last game."



"In the end here both teams gotta remember some yards is better than none yards”




"BOOM"

"BOOM"

"BOOM"





"Hey is that Turducken ready yet?"

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
pity reply

im watching this whole game

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

miami dolphins

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I hope we get a punt stuck in the mud.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


31st best offense vs 29th best offense HYPE

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

crazy that there is literally no good reason to watch this game

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

also it's annoying that Rosen isn't starting. who gives a gently caress about Fitzpatrick

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

AndrewP posted:

crazy that there is literally no good reason to watch this game

if the steelers win im perfect on my pick'em this week :shrug:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

AndrewP posted:

also it's annoying that Rosen isn't starting. who gives a gently caress about Fitzpatrick

he gives us the best chance to ~win games~

nah
Mar 16, 2009


Fantastic reaction time on the guy on the left

Symphoric
Apr 20, 2005


Tonight I am doing something I have never done and never dreamed I ever would do: Rooting for the Miami Dolphins to win a football game

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Can someone post lawndartpunt.gif from the last Dolphins/Steelers MNF game? I can't find it anymore.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
NOW HERES A TEAM THAT NEEDS TO BE TAKEN OUT BACK AND HAVE THEIR NECKS WRUNG A BIT JUST TO FIGURE OUT WHAT A FOOTBALL IS. AND THE MIAMI DOLPHINS ARE SOMEHOW HERE TOO.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

really queer Christmas posted:

NOW HERES A TEAM THAT NEEDS TO BE TAKEN OUT BACK AND HAVE THEIR NECKS WRUNG A BIT JUST TO FIGURE OUT WHAT A FOOTBALL IS. AND THE MIAMI DOLPHINS ARE SOMEHOW HERE TOO.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Where my Steelers fans at?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Where my Steelers fans at?

They're all stuck on the bus in the hole.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Stick 'em with the punty end

https://i.imgur.com/EEyofDC.mp4

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Where my Steelers fans at?

I mean....I'm here...but I'm not necessarily happy about it.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
So wait.

The Dolphins have the Steelers first round pick, right?

So shouldn't they actually try to win this game?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i miss jon madden

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



MJeff posted:

So wait.

The Dolphins have the Steelers first round pick, right?

So shouldn't they actually try to win this game?

Maybe if the Bengals also weren't 0-8 lol

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

MJeff posted:

So wait.

The Dolphins have the Steelers first round pick, right?

So shouldn't they actually try to win this game?

The Bengals and Jets are lurking.

Lose every game.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

AndrewP posted:

crazy that there is literally no good reason to watch this game

If the Dolphins lose, it improves the Dolphins' draft position.
If the Steelers lose, it improves the Dolphins' draft position.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

MJeff posted:

So wait.

The Dolphins have the Steelers first round pick, right?

So shouldn't they actually try to win this game?

brian flores will have you know that they are trying to win every game and are definitely not tanking. so there

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Just remembered again that they traded Kenyan Drake :laffo:

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Bellmaker posted:

Just remembered again that they traded Kenyan Drake :laffo:

that has nothing to do with tanking and brian flores is deeply insulted you would even suggest such a thing

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
They're still showing the clip of Rudolph being walked off the field like it wasn't gross malpractice......

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Mason Rudolph looks like a character from Starship Troopers

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJHIFiD3Na8

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


BOOM

TOUGH ACTIN TINACTIN

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Monday night football always has the best teams and the best matchup of the week! Are you ready for some football? A Monday night party? Yes I have lots of booze and dope tahnks for asking. Phins up gently caress the Steelers!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Hank, in fact the dolphins are not ready.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
i like the monday night football jingle. probably the only thing i actually do like about it

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


field looks disappointingly usable

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

I just can’t bring myself to vote for any poll option.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Good evening, Goons. This game will likely stink.

"Pittsburgh Steelers backup quarterback Mason Rudolph posted:

I'm excited to get hit again

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


add this to the OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmNabQjJAHg

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

we can only have one unusable area in pittsburgh in a day

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

game story line: YEAh this kid got his brains fuckin scrambled!!! he almost died! watch his heroic return to playing this childrens game!!! maybe he'll get hosed up again! ONLY ON MONDAY NITE FOOTBAL

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Bob Socko posted:

I just can’t bring myself to vote for any poll option.

You are watching this game, I don't think you have standards.

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