This year sucks, let's give each other presents I'm putting this up now, because as we get closer to the end of the year I'll be doing more and more overtime so the sooner I can get things handled the better. You all know the drill by now. You'll get a name, send them a nice present or dicks. I've set up secretsatan2019@outlook.com as a burner, so send me your deets. This year, please specify if you want alcohol or weed based presents, your name/address, whether you're willing to ship overseas ($$$), and make a post in this thread with a christmas theme. Maybe put in the thread as well your shirt size. I'll close registrations towards the end of November, and I'll try to get the names out by end of November. The last few years had some serious effort-presents, so let's try keep it going. VICTIMS Comrade Blyatlov EBB shame on an iga M_Gargantua Nostalgia4Ass Slim Pickens MA-Horus Lingcodkilla Ataxerxes stinkypete Viva Mariya Mr Nice! Godholio Barcley Naked Bear Arc Light Duzzy Funlop pantslesswithwolves BigDave Deathy McDeath FrozenVent ElMags sarah ceiling fan shim Also EBB hates money apparently so please take it off him EBB posted:
For realsies that's an awesome thing to do dude Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Nov 25, 2019 |
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# ? Oct 29, 2019 20:44 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 01:48 |
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hail santa i wear a medium if you don't want a gift that makes noise and/or lights please specify
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# ? Oct 29, 2019 21:28 |
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Booze yeah Weed nah Bees optional
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# ? Oct 29, 2019 23:19 |
I don’t know what I’m building this year but I’m building something. Medium shirt, alcohol/weed is fine
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# ? Oct 30, 2019 04:22 |
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ExtraLarge Booze Ok No weed ====D~~~~ (that's santa's dick)
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# ? Oct 30, 2019 04:58 |
Hey crab dad you need to email me your deets
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# ? Oct 30, 2019 21:35 |
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No weed Booze is ok I will ship anywhere in the world. If I suck in my gut I can pretend I am in shape so XL on shirts.
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 18:37 |
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Medium/Large on the safe side for this doughy boi Booze good Weed no point unless it's worth it for the joke Crabs yes I'll ship international
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 18:39 |
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now I am in sekret satan ho ho ho Large for me Not sure if you can ship booze cross-border but I would accept it with joy. Lol shipping weed cross border hell no I'll ship international, sure.
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 19:06 |
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Hi
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 21:31 |
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XXXXL shirts it is
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# ? Nov 1, 2019 05:03 |
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Weed no. Alcohol ok. Size: L Will ship overseas.
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# ? Nov 1, 2019 09:23 |
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Ho Ho Ho Lets get this show on the road, No Alcohol/ETOH this year, No weed or drugs Shirt 2x I will ship international PS I have a 3d printer this year you lucky Antelope This is fun and I look forward too it.
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# ? Nov 1, 2019 09:41 |
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Give me weed or give me death
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# ? Nov 2, 2019 00:43 |
Did you mean to include your cellphone number in that email?
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# ? Nov 2, 2019 00:49 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Did you mean to include your cellphone number in that email? What are you gonna do? Collect call me?
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# ? Nov 2, 2019 00:50 |
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J/k v0v idk I didnt feel like editing the signature block
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# ? Nov 2, 2019 00:51 |
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I’m in again. Medium shirt. Don’t really care for anything alcohol related. Pot related is cool. Stuff for corgi or cats is also cool. I will also ship internationally if needed.
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# ? Nov 2, 2019 13:01 |
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I’m in again, XL (Hey don’t hate, last year was XXL). Pot or Alcohol related are fine- I’d rather not ship internationally. If we’re short people to ship internationally though, let me know and I will probably have a change of heart.
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# ? Nov 2, 2019 15:15 |
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Ah gently caress it, I’m in. I’ll send the probated ferryman my deets but t-shirt size large, preferably no weed/booze stuff. Will send dog treats and toys, internationally!
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# ? Nov 2, 2019 18:06 |
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I'm not in because I'm not a vet but I like lurking these every year and I'm working on a backup extra present in case anyone gets ghosted.
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# ? Nov 2, 2019 18:10 |
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I’m not a vet either; you don’t have to be to post here or participate
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# ? Nov 2, 2019 18:12 |
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:I'm not in because I'm not a vet but I like lurking these every year and I'm working on a backup extra present in case anyone gets ghosted. It's not like there are so many people doing these now days that we don't have open spots. I say if you post, you are GiP and can participate.
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# ? Nov 2, 2019 18:53 |
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As long as you're not planning on sending a box of dead rats or something. Unless you know deep down that's what the poster really wants.
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# ? Nov 2, 2019 20:04 |
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In. XL, booze ok, weed not ok. I'm extremely annoyed, I had a great mug idea a while back and I have no idea where I wrote it down. Edit:
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# ? Nov 2, 2019 21:59 |
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I hate you all, like booze, dislike weed, and loooove dog treats. 4x shirt, so maybe not the best option. BigDave fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Nov 3, 2019 |
# ? Nov 3, 2019 03:14 |
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My Spirit Otter posted:As long as you're not planning on sending a box of dead rats or something. Unless you know deep down that's what the poster really wants. I got a dead fetal pig a few years back for secret satan.
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# ? Nov 3, 2019 03:41 |
LtCol J. Krusinski posted:I got a dead fetal pig a few years back for secret satan. and I have a dead, medically pickled, baby squid in a closet somewhere
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# ? Nov 3, 2019 04:27 |
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Look on the bright side
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 01:09 |
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L shirts , weed ok , booze nah, dogs good
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 05:02 |
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https://i.imgur.com/QOXugA3.gifv Booze OK, weed not OK, shirts medium.
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 16:21 |
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Well, I guess it is that time again. I haven't done this in a couple of years, so I suppose I'd better make up for lost time. If anybody does end up sending me a shirt, I wear size medium. No weed, booze is okay (but strikingly un-creative)
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# ? Nov 5, 2019 06:56 |
List of victims has been updated - if your name isn't there, it's because you haven't emailed me your details, or I've ignored it. Sign up folks and let's make Christmas great again
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 09:19 |
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I still don't have a cat to talk to about gun safety, so one of my presents from last year continues to wait for deployment, but count me in. /edit: If you feel like sending me a shirt, I think 'L' American size should fit. Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Nov 9, 2019 |
# ? Nov 9, 2019 18:26 |
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Just sent my deets to the ferryman; I'm in!
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 20:43 |
Special satan award goes to pantsless for sending me an email with no address details!
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 20:48 |
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Hero of our time. Whoever gets him assigned, just send your gifts into the aether
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 20:49 |
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Daddy McNally, the ferryman is being mean to me again
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 20:57 |
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Hello friends. Size L Size 420x69 pants lmao Penis: real small Booze ok Weed no sir
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 19:06 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 01:48 |
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Hello I am frozenvent I come from Canada and I wear an American large, xl everywhere else and I am fine with whatever will get through customs
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 23:51 |