Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Duzzy:

poo poo hit the fan here a couple of weeks ago, so Santee: the nice part of your gift is going out later this week. The "real" part of your gift hasn't been completed yet, but I said I'd do it and so help me, you're sure as poo poo gonna get this... thing even if I have to eat international shipping twice. 

That was a couple weeks ago so probably in transit

Oh, I know, he PMed me and I was talking to him in this thread. Didn't want to make it seem like he hadn't told me yet.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Ok I am changing my vote, Arc Light gets most GiP gift due to the aforementioned nuclear panic

If that ain't gip nothing is imo

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I don't see how this is even debatable.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

We need runner ups or Arc Light is getting a c-note for games

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

I am still playing Silent Service!

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

Any goon who inadvertently set off a chain reaction similar to a Nuke reaction gets my vote. I can only imagine the persons exhale. He was either waiting for this or dreading it.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



stinkypete posted:

I am still playing Silent Service!

gently caress yeah!

stinkypete posted:

Any goon who inadvertently set off a chain reaction similar to a Nuke reaction gets my vote. I can only imagine the persons exhale. He was either waiting for this or dreading it.

He's first place. Now we need second. I gotta go back and look at everyone's stuff again. I recall Duzzy goatsed someone with hot sauce.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Dang, thanks for all the love. I wanted only to give a good gift; causing a nuclear panic was an unexpected but very welcome development.

I nominate Stinkypete for Most Original. I don't usually laugh at my phone in public, but between the GiP embroidery and the mini Groverhaus, I was doubled over (and catching some weird looks at the food court) when it was first posted.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Shim did you pick up your box yet, there is jerky in it and I'm uncertain how long itll stay good since I don't own a vacuum packer

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

I nominate MA-Horus
the HO HO HO I have a machine gun mug made me giggle. I don't know why but it did.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Shim did you pick up your box yet, there is jerky in it and I'm uncertain how long itll stay good since I don't own a vacuum packer

I’ll get it tomorrow once I’ve got things with my contractor settled out. I’m sorry TF, it’s just been loving brutal trying to do school, a home remodel, and some other personal poo poo I don’t want to get into. My rear end is thoroughly slammed right now and I just haven’t had the time to stand in line, and get the package from behind the counter. It’s on my todo list.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Every time I post that a gift will no longer be delivered due to it being stuck in customs limbo forever, it somehow is delivered within two days, sooooo...


It's now been 13 days since my gift has "departed" Frankfurt airport (I'm assuming this means it physically was checked through from the receiving logistics terminal and transported to customs, because customs is a bit off-site and outside Frankfurt), and nothing takes more than 10 days in German customs (and if it does, and there's an issue, it gets transported to a customs office near the destination, and you get a notification to pick it up and pay extra / clarify issues), therefore I now no longer believe it will be delivered.





...



:pray:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Turns out I was too stupid to check the tracking this morning, apparently my package cleared customs just after midnight. But good day to bitch about it never clearing customs, I guess.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I’ll get it tomorrow once I’ve got things with my contractor settled out. I’m sorry TF, it’s just been loving brutal trying to do school, a home remodel, and some other personal poo poo I don’t want to get into. My rear end is thoroughly slammed right now and I just haven’t had the time to stand in line, and get the package from behind the counter. It’s on my todo list.

Hey no need to apologize man I just didn't want the jerky to go bad. Enjoy, my man.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
holy FFUCK :stare:


Stand the gently caress by my dudes. Shame on an IGA just swept this loving competition.


gently caress....

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013




:justpost:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Too late for Christmas, but...



https://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=2492554888&ed=true

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Deathy McDeath posted:

holy FFUCK :stare:


Stand the gently caress by my dudes. Shame on an IGA just swept this loving competition.


gently caress....

Well don’t loving keep us in the dark.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
A BOX ARRIVED





1...of 2? And what the hell is a "Hammer and Dickle"? I mean, whatever it is I'm probably for it. :heysexy:
Also, imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff



...because that's how aroused I am right now. Johnny is my hero

but wait

what the

WHAT







is that.....






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yGfQak-q9M


IT'S THE loving DILDO SWASTIKA

I CANNOT loving BELIEVE IT DUDES. Shame on an IGA literally upcycled the very shameful Dildo Swastika from, like, Secret Satan 2016 and turned it into a loving masterpiece of Soviet realism.

Truly spectacular

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Oh, did you think he was done?



Nah.










https://i.imgur.com/ZmTd3hE.mp4

Time Crisis Actor fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Jan 16, 2020

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That’s a lot of dicks.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Oh that Johnny print is signed by the original artist, but, on the back because he's kind of a dumbass

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





That is pretty good, we were a bit short on dicks this time around

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

oh my

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



No loving way. Amazing.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

shame on an IGA posted:

I've been feeling the same way for quite a while and while loathe to destroy handmade anything, I think this is the permission I need to return the dicks to the fires of Mt. Doom guilt free.

Definitely gonna repurpose the wood part for something though.

this post was oddly prescient

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

Was it battery operated and came to life when opening your box o stuff?

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Wow drat. I think he might have won. The NZ NUCLEAR PANIC of 2020 wasn’t directly in the box.

But I’m conflicted.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Deathy McDeath posted:

this post was oddly prescient

I hadn't checked my email yet when I posted that but as soon as I saw it was YOU, I knew fate had spoken.

And then spent the better part of two months trying to find a glue that would bond to silicone what the hell did you use the first time around??

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

shame on an IGA posted:

I hadn't checked my email yet when I posted that but as soon as I saw it was YOU, I knew fate had spoken.

And then spent the better part of two months trying to find a glue that would bond to silicone what the hell did you use the first time around??

Loctite ultra gel superglue, according to my Amazon purchase history

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003Y49R7G/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.
Its beautiful, I cant decide between nuclear scare or the flashing dicks of socialism past.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Welp, my shipment couldn't be delivered today because I was at work. I really hope "the addressee will be notified" soon, because if I don't get a chance to pick it up this weekend, I'm in trouble.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Welp, my shipment couldn't be delivered today because I was at work. I really hope "the addressee will be notified" soon, because if I don't get a chance to pick it up this weekend, I'm in trouble.

Getting mail in Germany sounds hard.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

TF has been kind enough to do a vote tally while I suffer from a mild hair fire. If you win and I'm not your Steam friend, PM me. If you are my steam friend, DM the guy with the Mao avatar.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Welp, my shipment couldn't be delivered today because I was at work. I really hope "the addressee will be notified" soon, because if I don't get a chance to pick it up this weekend, I'm in trouble.
:ohdear:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Hekk posted:

Getting mail in Germany sounds hard.

Packages kinda get routed to a depot if you're not there and neighbors aren't home to accept something for you, that's fairly standard.
And since I'm currently working something around 54-hour-weeks for our project, I'm gonna have to try to dash out for a quick run to pick the package up during work next week if I don't get notified for pick-up before the weekend.

If I do, I pick it up, and that's that. :shrug:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

TF and I were just imagining him and I re-creating Spock's death, but on the ferry.

"Ferry...out of danger?"
"Yes!"
"Don't grieve, EBB, I'm on smoko."

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



EBB posted:

TF and I were just imagining him and I re-creating Spock's death, but on the ferry.

"Ferry...out of danger?"
"Yes!"
"Don't grieve, EBB, I'm on smoko."

:laffo:

I'm gonna lol hard when the dosimeter comes back calibrated and still shows radiation.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Oh, didn't want to say anything until my slow rear end shipped but I ain't got no mail myself yet :confuoot:

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply