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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Followed that one up. You have not been forgotten

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shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Ataxerxes posted:

So Secret Satan sure delivered. A smashing shirt and a literal bag of dicks:



Who was it from?

Also, Mr. Nice's Santa, reveal yourself coward

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 15:09 on Jan 17, 2020

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

shame on an IGA posted:

Who was it from?

Me. I drop shipped on account of being lazy so no notes sorry.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

shame on an IGA posted:

Who was it from?

Also, Mr. Nice's Santa, reveal yourself coward

thats me why?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



M_Gargantua posted:

thats me why?

Because you never said so! Your gift was loving awesome. Your username wasn't on any of the stuff inside the package.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

So we're just waiting for Godot-lio now, right?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





As far as I know yeah. Speak upñm

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Ok so I have given some thought to the winners of EBB's contest and if you care to vote, do so by emailing the same address I used for entries - secretsatan2019@outlook.com

You need to vote on the following categories:

1. 2019: Make or buy a gift that best captures the zeitgeist of 2019. Crack, ping.

2. The Gipper:

3. Grossest Gift:

4. Most Original:

5. Most Thoughtful:


Vote if you care to, if not I'll just choose winners.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Category 1. Is the glowing USSR penises

Category 2 through 5 is the New Zealand Atomic Panic

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Ok so I have given some thought to the winners of EBB's contest and if you care to vote, do so by emailing the same address I used for entries - secretsatan2019@outlook.com

You need to vote on the following categories:

1. 2019: Make or buy a gift that best captures the zeitgeist of 2019. Crack, ping.

2. The Gipper:

3. Grossest Gift:

4. Most Original:

5. Most Thoughtful:


Vote if you care to, if not I'll just choose winners.

Both 1 and 5 are shame on an IGA’s hammer and dickle

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Deathy McDeath posted:

Both 1 and 5 are shame on an IGA’s hammer and dickle

I'm thinking he wins 3 too

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I still didn't have any notification by Sunday, so I tried tracking my shipment via DPD/Hermes/UPS/DHL/etc., and lo, it's been ready for pickup in a spot since Friday 10am, the USPS tracking just didn't feel like telling me WHICH local logistics service it's been given to.
Move over, CanadaPost, there's a no #1 on my shitlist.

@NakedBear: I'll try to pick it up today/tomorrow

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I done gots EIN PACKAGE



Beer and jerky for the Deutschbad-Jerkmeister? I love it.



And what's this?



I genuinely laughed out loud at this, because a) Mall Cop and b) I do not own a DVD player.

Then I laughed some more at the fact that there are apparently not one, but TWO Mallcop movies. :lol:

Thanks Naked bear! A healthy laugh to close out my 10 hour work day, and the smoked brisket jerky is amazing!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Oh, thank goodness customs didn't take the jerky out! On the off chance that you haven't already listened to it, I highly recommend the podcast 'Til Death Do Us Blart.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Ok since hardly anyone bothered to vote I'm making executive decisions

2019: Duzzy Funlop with "a bottle of hot sauce inside an empty sex toy"

Gipper: Hammer and Dickle

Grossest gift: the norwegian snacks to EBB

Most original: Arc Light inciting a nuclear panic in NZ

Most thoughtful: Arc Light sending me a dosimeter

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Judge's decision final, no correspondence, suck my dick from the back, etc

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Steam names or PM please

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

And ends another fun Secret Satan! Thanks goons! Until next year.

Ataxerxes
Dec 2, 2011

What is a soldier but a miserable pile of eaten cats and strange language?

EBB posted:

Steam names or PM please

I'll post mine later when I'm home. How did you enjoy the glory of the Total Balalaika Show? (and the candy and the metal).

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



EBB posted:

Steam names or PM please

My steam name is, creatively, Arc_Light. With the same avatar.

In the spirit of comradeship, might I suggest that a single poster should only take one prize?

I mean, we're not some kind of filthy glory hound nobles.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I would have put you down for one but scaring the Radiation Laboratory put it to the next level

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

Yeah scaring a Nation might top it.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Arc Light I sent you a friend request

Ataxerxes
Dec 2, 2011

What is a soldier but a miserable pile of eaten cats and strange language?

EBB posted:

Steam names or PM please

Steam name: Rautahousu

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Friended you

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



I was friended by some kind of Chinese agent (of the state?!?)

Everyone learn from my example; don't post your identical screen names where the secret police can find you.

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

On another thought,

Does anyone have a good sourdough starter recipe?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Peter Reinhart is bread christ.

https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1013152-sourdough-starter

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Arc Light posted:

I was friended by some kind of Chinese agent (of the state?!?)

Everyone learn from my example; don't post your identical screen names where the secret police can find you.

Either we need to wait the timeout or you need to do the account verification thingy.



Ataxerxes posted:

Steam name: Rautahousu

Friended you. Duzzy I atted on Discord, Hammer and Dickle needs to come back for their prize.

Ataxerxes
Dec 2, 2011

What is a soldier but a miserable pile of eaten cats and strange language?

EBB posted:


Friended you. Duzzy I atted on Discord, Hammer and Dickle needs to come back for their prize.

Accepted. Also, is there a link to the Discord somewhere?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Ataxerxes posted:

Accepted. Also, is there a link to the Discord somewhere?

Check your PMs you sexy beast

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

EBB posted:

Either we need to wait the timeout or you need to do the account verification thingy.




Friended you. Duzzy I atted on Discord, Hammer and Dickle needs to come back for their prize.

Wait, what?

Did I win a thing?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Wait, what?

Did I win a thing?

$25 on Steam

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

EBB posted:

$25 on Steam

I need to go to bed immediately, but if I won any form of prize for a transatlantic goatse hidden in a sex toy, I'm putting that poo poo in my resumé IMMEDIATELY

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





That was actually exactly why you got it, those exact words

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

also requesting discord invite via pm

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

can I have a PM for the discord?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Arc_Light's card is out, Duzzy remind me in two days, Hammer and Dickle needs to come collect before their prize becomes weed money

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Hey Shim did you pick up your box

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Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



EBB posted:

Arc_Light's card is out, Duzzy remind me in two days, Hammer and Dickle needs to come collect before their prize becomes weed money

I've been traveling the last few days and away from my computer, so I haven't been as quick on responding as I should.

Thanks a lot, dude. That was really nice of you.

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