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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

FrozenVent posted:

I am fine with whatever will get through customs
:hmmyes:

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

That's a bold statement.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
While the odds of getting caught are small, if you get busted mailing pot it's gonna be a bad day.

Edit: V It wasn't specifically aimed at you.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Nov 11, 2019

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
I wasn’t saying mail pot, for gently caress’s sake, I can buy that legally from the government and pick it up at the post office.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

hey kids there's this new thing called jokes

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


EBB posted:

hey kids there's this new thing called jokes

Ho ho ho boomer.

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

I actually somewhat enjoyed reading about customs and import laws last year. I learned something new about my Secret Satan's country. It was hard keeping it under a dollar amount so my Secret Satan wasn't hit with a tax bill at the post office by surprise. I guess I could have lied about the dollar amount but being an international tax fraud criminal wasn't in it for me.
My Secret Satan last year sent me an awesome box of goodies. I will put more effort in to this years box O stuff.

Ataxerxes
Dec 2, 2011

What is a soldier but a miserable pile of eaten cats and strange language?
Also, is it legal/difficult to send alcohol to the US from EU?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I've sent booze to the states, I just didnt declare it lol

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

I loved my Secret Satan last year. I sent my Secret Satan last year USA USA USA stuff. I look forward to this year.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I think I've got a mug idea. Requires some actual digital artwork effort though, rather than moving poo poo around in photoshop and saving as a jpeg.

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

Do It!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I've updated the list with the latest victims. If your name isn't there, either PM or email me.
I'll give it another week before I close it down.
If you want in, say so.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Idk who viva Mariya is. Perhaps you found my dominican doppelganger or some poo poo

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

I've updated the list with the latest victims. If your name isn't there, either PM or email me.
I'll give it another week before I close it down.
If you want in, say so.

I want in but I’m too lazy to scroll up and double check if I made it in there.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

This year sucks, let's give each other presents
I'm putting this up now, because as we get closer to the end of the year I'll be doing more and more overtime so the sooner I can get things handled the better.
You all know the drill by now. You'll get a name, send them a nice present or dicks.
I've set up secretsatan2019@outlook.com as a burner, so send me your deets.
This year, please specify if you want alcohol or weed based presents, your name/address, whether you're willing to ship overseas ($$$), and make a post in this thread with a christmas theme.
Maybe put in the thread as well your shirt size.
I'll close registrations towards the end of November, and I'll try to get the names out by end of November.
The last few years had some serious effort-presents, so let's try keep it going.

VICTIMS
Comrade Blyatlov
EBB
shame on an iga
M_Gargantua
Nostalgia4Ass
Slim Pickens
MA-Horus
Lingcodkilla
Ataxerxes
stinkypete
Viva Mariya
Mr Nice!
Godholio
Barcley
Naked Bear
Arc Light
Duzzy Funlop
pantslesswithwolves
BigDave
Deathy McDeath

No frozenvent and no Viva Miriya.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Viva Miriya posted:

No frozenvent and no Viva Miriya.

He’s an engineer you can’t expect him to be competent

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
I've been told that I'm not doing enough to make people aware, so in the spirit of GIP I'm going to wildly overreact and post this same message in all the active threads.

Another run of Useless Dirt shirts is being put together. Deadline to order is 11:59 PM Eastern time tomorrow.

Info is here

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I had a couple ideas today. First idea: secret santa with a theme for the gifts. Then I started thinking of themes and thought, why not just have a contest with categories?

1. 2019: Make or buy a gift that best captures the zeitgeist of 2019. Crack, ping. - $25 Steam Gift Card

2. The Gipper: the gift that best captures the essence of GiP. TF's previous paintings would probably be winners. - $25 Steam Gift Card

3. Grossest Gift: Man, that is nasty. Why did you think that would be a good gift? - One Free Copy of Bad Rats

4. Most Original: Surprise us. Do something we've never seen in secret satan before. We've had uranium, dead pigs, bugs, bespoke wooden dildo bottle openers, and satanic anime containers. Pass that bar and you can be a winner! - $25 Steam Gift Card

5. Most Thoughtful: Some of us have been kicking around each other for 13-14 years now. Instead of "Best Gift", we're going to have "Most Thoughtful". I'm going to set the bar for this just slightly higher than buying a blow-up doll for McNally. - $25 Steam Gift Card

I'm funding this contest and will give away the above 100 bucks plus a copy of bad rats to the winners. Winners will be selected by applause and how amused I am. The drawing will be January 15 or when all gifts are received, whichever is first. We're all busy bees so sometimes gifts come late, I understand.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

McNally posted:

I've been told that I'm not doing enough to make people aware, so in the spirit of GIP I'm going to wildly overreact and post this same message in all the active threads.

Another run of Useless Dirt shirts is being put together. Deadline to order is 11:59 PM Eastern time tomorrow.

Info is here

Wrong thread fucko :frogout:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Lest we forget

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

come back to discord you dork

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nah

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007


For the best tbqh.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Viva Miriya posted:

For the best tbqh.

Really dude?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
It's cool, there totally wasn't a conversation with him 2 days ago about just making GBS threads on people.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Can we please keep this thread for santa stuff only, I'm doing this because it's fun and I'd like to keep it that way

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

put my contest in the OP you dork

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I just woke up, give me a minute jeez

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

Secret Santa! Secret Satan! Spooky Satan 2019! This is the only thing making me look forward to the most advertised part of the year.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I'm abusing my power to send an early gift

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

I'm abusing my power to send an early gift

Last time you did that I got some horrific anime game.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





:getin:

Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.

EBB posted:

Last time you did that I got some horrific anime game.

this time you're getting two fingers

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

Secret Satan Secret Satan Secret Satan Gifts all around!



I feel like a dejected cheerleader but I am OK with this.

Lets Do this! It is fun this year.



Edit: I am already printing my Secret Spooky Satan some stuff?

stinkypete fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Nov 21, 2019

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





You've got three days left to sign up.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Im in
Shirt large
No weed
No alcohol
I have a dog
Will ship international

ElMaligno fucked around with this message at 07:02 on Nov 23, 2019

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I feel good I actually have a plan this year

Sarah
Apr 4, 2005

I'm watching you.
Feeling the pressure to sign up from discord.

Alcohol OK. Weed not OK. Prefer not to receive clothing.

And don’t make it awkward. You know what I mean.

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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Sarah posted:

Feeling the pressure to sign up from discord.

Alcohol OK. Weed not OK. Prefer not to receive clothing.

And don’t make it awkward. You know what I mean.

Awkwardness is the point

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