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https://twitter.com/Mr_Considerate/status/1190051303818436608?s=19 Oops, we accidentally released the names of everyone who embarrassed us. Clumsy us.
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blunt posted:Surprised Theresa isn't standing down. It took her two years to do that when she lost the Tory majority.
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OwlFancier posted:I'm not sure the article can beat the picture:  Uncanny
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Nov 1, 2019 12:28
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I don't think Johnson is more hated than polls indicated per say, I'd just say it's a natural result of the divide between Older Tory Voters and people under 55 voting majority for Labour. The pensioners don't have to go out and interact with the world in meaningful ways, they're much more likely to get all their information from the TV and Newspapers rather than digital media, their interactions with the internet are their kids ignoring them on facebook and they rarely feel the need to leave the house. Much more controlled and much less likely to question what's given to them by a media that is very pro tory. They aren't likely to be out and about when Tory PM's are visiting places where as everyone under 55 who has to interact with the real world, has seen it get worse in real time, have had their pensions, wages and benefits hosed with and know it's the tories fault are much more likely to be out and about and boo a Tory PM when he's seen skulking in the corridors of a hospital. On the flip side to that we have Corbyn who is supposedly more hated than Johnson who can go out in public and be treated really warmly by the majority of people who interact with him. Because all the people who hate him are indoors and shut off from the real world.
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Nov 1, 2019 13:15
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Lord Stimperor posted:I'm working in The Netherlands right now, but 3/4 recruiters that approach me there come from the UK. Have UK recruiters always been this busy on the continent? All the immigrants that were filling the jobs aren't coming any more because we've decided to shoot ourselves in the dick on live TV.
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mila kunis posted:Should labour pull off a win in this election would Corbyn's agenda be hobbled by blairites? Lmao mate even if Labour got a massive majority there's a chance they would refuse to vote for him to be Prime Minister.
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Nov 1, 2019 20:26
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Nov 1, 2019 23:08
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https://twitter.com/HealthUntoDeath/status/1190383533803610117?s=19 Nick Clegg is just pure scum.
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Nov 1, 2019 23:23
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https://twitter.com/DamCou/status/1190293250336317446?s=19 They keep making us sound so cool. If they really wanted to hurt our prospects they'd describe us as the trainspotting theory nerds we are.
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Nov 2, 2019 01:13
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https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1190580636651851777 MP's watch TV like they're on Monday Night Raw.
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Nov 2, 2019 12:23
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https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1190920113194749952 Conspiring to beat up a journalist is probably not even in the top 50.
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Nov 3, 2019 16:29
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Jose posted:I got into an argument with someone about this because he refused to accept it wasn't a joke and when I said you can listen to the recording started making excuses that you can't see their body language You could also bring up that he has a slew of bastard children, he's been caught cheating on pretty much every girlfriend and wife he's had and even pushed the women he cheated with to get abortions, he has been fired twice from the press for being caught out on blatant lies (One of which was him using his uncle to land a front page story where he just made up quotes hoping his uncle would be too embarrassed to call him out on it) and is, by all accounts, just a massive oval office.
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Nov 3, 2019 16:39
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https://twitter.com/ThatTimWalker/status/1190569014088601600 Think this is the most FBPE tweet ever done. A bank, famous for money laundering for the Mexican Drug cartels and a bunch of other dodgy poo poo, makes a poo poo advert with a midrange comedian and it's all forgiven. Worthless people, worthless movement.
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Nov 3, 2019 16:48
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Or just buy the spare keys off the website. Willing to bet that if there's a cold snap in March and the pipes freeze because nobody can turn on the heating they'll try to say it's the tenant's fault.
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Azza Bamboo posted:A friend of mine told me that when they were in university bitcoin was relatively new. They didn't pay the bills and they told me they cooled their mining rig, a computer that was funded by the university for their computer touching degree, by running the cold tap through it into the drain. Apparently it was enough BTC to buy 2 dominos every week. Doesn't that mean they could be millionaires if they had just saved the bitcoin rather than getting poo poo pizza?
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Nov 3, 2019 17:41
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https://twitter.com/tristandross/status/1191036224070471680 Lib Dems are such pathetic bootlickers that the tories were worried they'd hurt themselves doing it.
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Jose posted:gove admitting what we've known all along Going to be honest, Michael Gove demanding Big Boy Bastani swear loyalty to Israel after he got caught out posting a right wing twitter account posing as a Labour member isn't something I expected in the first week of campaigning.
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Jose posted:mcmahon abandoning 20 WWE stars in saudi arabia while he went back to the US has extreme boris energy Finding out about rightwing extremism by asking my wife how her day at work was while I evade sexual harassment charges.
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Nov 4, 2019 18:12
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https://twitter.com/BBCNewsbeat/status/1191233614316310528 Death Stranding is now a Brexit simulator.
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OwlFancier posted:I don't believe hideo kojima makes games about anything other than movies he watched, celebrities he likes, and his penis. The Theresa May inspired boss, in her skin tight leopard skin cat suit...
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Ratjaculation posted:unoriginal, fallouts existed for decades Nah Fallout had guns and intrigue. Everything I've seen about Death Stranding makes it look like a really drawn out walking simulator across barren landscapes where there's a shared feeling of dread and that you're just wasting your time. The real British experience.
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Nov 4, 2019 18:34
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Lindsey's the MP who took a photograph of themselves not watching the Rugby in their massive empty living room where the Tea was out of reach.
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Pissflaps has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Can't believe it. I wanna run to u. Really can't believe this. @
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Nov 4, 2019 23:20
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xtothez posted:I don't think they're card-carrying Tories, at least not under the current state of the party. IIRC Clarkson was very involved with New Labour types, known to party with the Blairs, etc. He's also spoken out against Brexit, presumably because it might make it harder for him to cross the channel and insult the French. Clarkson was best friends with David Cameron and was invited to Thatcher's funeral where he wept like an infected bellend. They're all tories. Anyway, here's Jacob Rees Moggs giving out advice that would get even more people killed in a fire. https://twitter.com/stephenkb/status/1191651843484606464 The advice the fire department gives is the correct and best advice you can give when fire breaks out in any high rise building. If the building had been up to code then the fire would have ran into several fire doors which are thick enough and strong enough that it can take about 30 minutes to burn through. There's obviously the risk of the fire moving up through the ceiling through radiation but even that takes time and hopefully enough time for the fire department to get there in time. If people start trying to flee it means hundreds of people rushing around, trampling each other, opening fire doors, feeding oxygen to the flames and potentially accelerating the burning process and getting far more people killed. Of course all of this goes out the window when your tory council puts extremely flammable cladding on the side of your building that allows the flames to cover the entire structure within minutes all for the sake of £5000 and the property values of a bunch of rich cunts who didn't even plan on living in the flats opposite. Can't really express how disgusted I am with all this. This is a complete whitewash to protect the tory party and that loving idiot councillor who's parents didn't drill enough holes in his head.
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Tesseraction posted:The fire door was locked. Jesus loving Christ I'd forgotten about this. Chucat posted:It's really really 'cool' getting to watch a stitch-up in progress like this. The only hope I've got on this any more is that since every workplace makes their employees go through fire safety training videos on a yearly basis so even if you just barely pay attention to it you'll know that what White Nationalist Jacob Rees Moggs says is ether completely ignorant or aggressively cynical. Otherwise everyone with a modicum of power will be trying to sweep this story under the rug as fast as possible.
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Nov 5, 2019 11:45
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Lt. Danger posted:rees-mogg is dead catting again. that's basically what he's for The point of throwing a dead cat on the table is to distract people from something your side has done. What was the scandal so big that he had to do this and it be less abhorrent than what he just said? No, this is just Moggs being so insulated and ignorant about how much of a horrible oval office him and his circle are that he didn't see the toxicity of what he was saying and is so used to people not calling him on it that he's probably genuinely surprised at the pushback. This is a man who was photographed as a guest of honour for a group that demanded that non-whites be forcefully removed from the country and the press don't even bring it up. In other news the Conservatives have spent £174 million on building 200,000 affordable homes and four years on have built exactly zero new affordable homes. https://twitter.com/JohnHealey_MP/status/1191615742132785152 Gonzo McFee fucked around with this message at 12:17 on Nov 5, 2019 |
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Lt. Danger posted:rees-mogg is dead catting again. that's basically what he's for The point of throwing a dead cat on the table is to distract people from something your side has done. What was the scandal so big that he had to do this and it be less abhorrent than what he just said? No, this is just Moggs being so insulated and ignorant about how much of a horrible oval office him and his circle are that he didn't see the toxicity of what he was saying and is so used to people not calling him on it that he's probably genuinely surprised at the pushback. This is a man who was photographed as a guest of honour for a group that demanded that non-whites be forcefully removed from the country and the press don't even bring it up. In other news the Conservatives have spent £172 million on building 200,000 affordable homes and four years on have built exactly zero new affordable homes. https://twitter.com/JohnHealey_MP/status/1191615742132785152
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Lt. Danger posted:have u visited the united kingdom in 2019?? Nah, throwing a dead cat on the table will be when he parades his dumb kid in front of protesters to distract from the heinous poo poo he's said. Anyway the BBC are already describing it as a gaff rather than him being candid about what he actually believes for once so it'll be memory holed soon.
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Nov 5, 2019 12:35
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Guavanaut posted:Latest gaff for Johnson as he slips up and screams White Power at a homeless African man for 10 consecutive minutes. What could this mean? Remember when a gaff was Diane Abbot getting some numbers wrong? Well now it's when Iain Duncan Smith is seen masturbating in the window of a Jobcentre as a single mum gets told she's getting her benefits cut off.
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https://twitter.com/MarkDiStef/status/1191696425463230464 BBC to Tory party revolving door keeps spinning. Recognise the name? https://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/nov/19/bbc-knickers-on-nick-conrad-rapist-ched-evans quote:The BBC has apologised after a radio presenter said women should “keep their knickers on” during a discussion on convicted rapist Ched Evans. That's where you know him from.
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Nov 5, 2019 13:43
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forkboy84 posted:Why did I worry that my Internet posting would preclude me from being elected when dude who went on the radio to blame rape victims clearly doesn't think that'll be a problem You know exactly why. And he's already being torn to shreds so there's every chance he'll not get the chance. The former Chairman of Northern Rock speaks https://twitter.com/mattwridley/status/1191450530670923781 Like having the guy who brought you plague blankets tell you off for poor hygiene.
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Nov 5, 2019 13:51
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Miftan posted:TERRIFYING!! "I cannot understate my horror" at not being given £22,000 for loving up her career this badly. Stronger words than she's had for pretty much anything her entire career. Pure grifter getting caught out on their own grift.
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HerpicleOmnicron5 posted:It's about 15,000, across the entirety of the Trident programme. Probably bollocks. But lol that every other seaside town has been left to rot and been ignored for decades but this one seaside town with Nuclear weapons is the one we're all concerned about job losses in.
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https://twitter.com/leslieleeiii/status/1191724714047217665 Wow
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We should test JRMs response to a fire by burning his house down and then making him a Guy Fawkes. I'll eat the probation, I really don't care anymore.
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The Tories really just can't handle elections any more. They've become so reliant on a friendly press that they don't know how to deal with even slight pressure. It's a great thing to behold.
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https://twitter.com/ashcowburn/status/1192041175395553280 Corbyn putting the boots in is great. I can just imagine if the right of the party was still in charge they'd be holding off on it because they wouldn't be sure if they'd done the same and wouldn't want to piss off the private companies they hired to do it.
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