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NLJP posted:Anyway, here we here we fuckin go, let's get the reds in finally Your nurses sound awfully informal
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WhatEvil posted:Did these two things get shared in here yet? Has anyone said "lieberal democraps" yet? Not that I'm going to say it, just checking that it's on the table. Also wanna go to Azza's parties. Edit: Jo Swindler?
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Jose posted:That absolutely sounds like an acronym made to fit the term My rule of thumb is that acronyms don't actually exist. Occasionally I'll get caught out, and something actually is an acronym, but the odds are very much in my favour.
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HauntedRobot posted:The B in "Benoit B Mandelbrot" stands for "Benoit B Mandelbrot". What's an anagram of "Banach-Tarski paradox"? Banach-Tarski paradox Banach-Tarski paradox (I had to look up Banach-Tarski paradox, I do not understand the Banach-Tarski paradox, but I still love the joke)
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Pochoclo posted:Did you try turning it around? It looks the same from every angle!
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jabby posted:Please, the preferred term is -trix is a great suffix though, and if we must have gendered professions we should make them sound as rad as possible. Dominatrix. Aviatrix. Actrix. Doctrix. Mechanotrix. Archetrix. Primtrix Ministrix.
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Nov 7, 2019 23:37
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Imagine being the casting guy for this video. "We need people who look innately scummy, even before they open their mouths"
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Nov 8, 2019 19:09
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Ms Adequate posted:Alternatively, McElroy family. MBMBaM, TAZ, Shmanners, Wonderful!, Sawbones, plus Monster Factory. The problem with Sawbones is that Dr Wife is so much funnier than Comedian Husband, even though she's in the Knowledgable Expert role and he's in the Comedic Everyman role. I...uh...have no idea of their names.
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jabby posted:See I've stuck a lot of tubes down penises and almost universally people haven't been that grateful. Maybe I'm doing it wrong. Maybe you should be gentler. Be less...jabby
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Nov 10, 2019 11:27
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I find it really sad that this is being trumpeted as some stunning piece of journalism. Yeah, compared to the normal level we get it's pretty great. But "you've given your opponents figures, where the gently caress are yours?" feels kind of like the bare minimum that an interviewer should be doing.
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Nov 10, 2019 14:36
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RabidWeasel posted:I got back from holiday today just in time to appreciate some fine War Christmas paraphenalia and also holy poo poo thread you got horny last night Inhaling is the standard technique, no?
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Rarity posted:Note to self: workshop marketable catchphrases so I can rake it in on merch royalties gh0stpinballa posted:i will give you a kit kat! I'll take 12% Rarity.
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Junior G-man posted:https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1194320833977733123?s=20 The whole thing makes me seasick. Also the camera work is really wobbly
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Nov 12, 2019 22:32
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quote:The parallels are not immediately obvious. They are hidden beneath their contrasting personalities and values. The similarities are hidden beneath their fundamental differences!
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Nov 14, 2019 14:54
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Wasn't there an effortpost a while back about how bullshit broadband charges are? Like how all the infrastructure is government funded anyway, and that actual traffic doesnt make a drat bit of difference about how much it costs to maintain? May not have been UKMT. Or indeed may have been a horseradish-induced fever dream.Payndz posted:Forsyth was MI6 - an asset, if not an actual officer. IIRC he used his worldwide fame as a writer to make friends and loosen mouths. What, Brucie?
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Nov 14, 2019 23:53
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Rarity posted:Big shout out to the people recommending a hot water bottle. I fell asleep on one for 1.5 hours and when I woke up I felt great. I think that's going to be the majority of what I can manage today though. Can anyone recommend a good podcast? Do the Right Thing is a a panel show about uh...doing the right thing, and they get a pretty great selection of guests on. Personal highlight is Doc Brown inadvertently starting beef with their expert guest, and getting thoroughly dunked on for it: https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/dotherightthing/series5_5/
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(Pods about retro gaming/wrestling especially welcome)
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Thanks to whoever recommended The Constant. I'm feeling low and lazy today, and it's a great comfort. Cheery, interesting, varied, it's great. Favourite so far is the terrifying mystery of the epidemic of Windshield Pitting in 1950s seattle.
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Wtf is Corbyn letting him use that "which way would you campaign" stick all the time. He could simply say "i'm gonna negotiate the best deal, put it to the referendum, and stay the gently caress out of it"
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Nov 19, 2019 21:14
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Offer your condolences you loving piece of poo poo.
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Nov 19, 2019 21:38
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Pesky Splinter posted:These are loving terrible questions. This is so poo poo The questions are really bumming me out, yeah. It's layers of bullshit and soundbites. How will we fund the NHS? By fixing Brexit. Neither of you have had to worry about money? That's why we're fixing brexit. It's not debate, it's word salad.
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Have any labour candidates been directly accused of antisemitism? I'm aware of members and stuff, no idea what anyone "official" has done.
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Nov 20, 2019 18:47
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forkboy84 posted:Better idea: Deport everyone who was born here. Put me on a one-way plane to Irkutsk. Where the gently caress is it implied that Fagin is a pedophile? Also Dickens got called out for Referring to him as the Jew, went "oops my bad" and trimmed a load of the dodgy stuff out of later editions,and then made sure to write a bunch of Jewish characters shown in a positive light. If it's a coded reference by corbyn, it's not a very good one
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I'm a bit behind, but holy poo poo this neckbeard and his "reckless socialism"
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Nov 22, 2019 20:24
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I want her to commit to the bit and start howling "a plague on both their houses!"
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Nov 22, 2019 21:01
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"I'm a doctor, and you're a piece of poo poo" Next question: "I'm also a doctor, and you're a piece of poo poo"
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Braggart posted:So I saw that the thread had a visit last night while I was sleeping from someone who had some 'interesting' views. I'm genuinely impressed by the amount of goodposting from all sorts of people in response. I'm also pleased that they were roundly called out for their disgusting comments about Diane Abbott. What pisses me off about the Diane Abbott stuff is how it seems to work despite being so loving transparent. Remember when Milliband did that interview where he went round and round saying "strikes are wrong at a time when negotiations are ongoing" and he looked like an utter maniac. It's a trick to get your soundbite into an interview no matter how they cut it. I've seen Osborn do the exact same thing, for some reason nobody bats an eyelid at that. David Davis didn't know the minimum wage, nobody cares. Rees-Mogg gave advice that would lead to people burning to death. That tory housing guy had a policy that equated to £500 of funding per house, nobody calls him out for being innumerate. Liz Truss....exists.
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Gavrilo Princip posted:I just passed my viva (minor corrections), so I guess I'm now Dr Princip, theoretical physicist Theoretical physics? Do they execute people for theoretical murder?!? (congrats dude)
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Nov 25, 2019 17:49
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RockyB posted:Caption competition yesterday was funny so let's have another one "it puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets a government backed loan for rental deposits" It's a seriously terrible picture, you couldn't find anyone who wouldn't look sinister looking up at that angle. It's the political equivalent of youtubers having the camera on their desk and turning their entire head into one big chin.
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Nov 26, 2019 18:20
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This is by far the most human Gove has ever appeared. That's not even a joke. It's funny when people I don't like fall on their arse, but he handles it pretty well.
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Ms Adequate posted:Horny is MANDATORY I feel like open and honest horny with no judgement or pressure would be radically good for society
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HJB posted:Attempting to eliminate sexual harassment by making it a societal norm is certainly a radical approach. Hmm that's certainly not what I meant, but I can't deny that it's what I said
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