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blunt posted:Surprised Theresa isn't standing down. Given the legal trouble he's been having, Count Bedpanhead (no relation) could maybe stand in her constituency instead of Boris' and finish the job.
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pablo gbscobar posted:Getting in on the ground floor of what is sure to be one of the most legendary editions of this thread yet. You see this milk? I'm going to steal it from these children I mean give it back to them like a nice human. As soon as the cameras are gone.
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Grey Hunter posted:
Look at Corbyn pretending to hold his phone like some kind of literally left-leaning charlatan. Why can't he literally lean right for once.
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alphabettitouretti posted:Seeing a lot of "I'm voting lib dem because they are the party of remain!!!" on twitter which is pretty disheartening. But I might be able to parlay a distant second place into an extremely minor media position! Or not because by then I've served my purpose. But it's definitely worth a shot! Piss is winning here!
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Nov 1, 2019 10:20
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HorseLord posted:The thread is mostly social democrats, except for a guy who got so over-eager about chasing out a communist that he accidentally did holocaust denial. HorseLord is well placed to comment on the thread because he keeps getting chased out of it for being a oval office. His vague accusations are entirely credible. You do know that communists do the chasing in this thread, right?
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Nov 1, 2019 10:26
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Jose posted:It's cool that oakeshott still gets to be on question time regularly Can someone who wouldn't have to have some coffee and then peer at a tutorial please snip out Oakeshott saying "This is propaganda" and then loop it TIA.
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Nov 1, 2019 10:31
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HorseLord posted:I've never been chased out of UKMT, and in fact i don't know who you are Of course you don't know who I am, because I am not a noisy oval office like you. I'm merely someone who had to read your shite and is glad you're gone. You made the accusation, you dig it up. And I wasn't suggesting it was false, I said that it was uselessly vague. As are you. And good job, arguing that an unrepentant racist should be quietly forgiven despite refusing to acknowledge or admit fault really helps your cause. As for: HorseLord posted:I've never been chased out of UKMT Would anyone like to fact check that? Oh, here we go: Rarity posted:Yes you have you oval office
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Nov 1, 2019 11:02
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Jose posted:this definitely needs to be in some labour adverts Oh my god, I am never going to live this down. I'm never speaking truth to power again! This is really going to take some of the old Cummies magic to sort out.
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Nov 1, 2019 11:25
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Jose posted:andrew lilco coming out in giving back all the stolen property in british museums shocker Also giving back the commons. Good job Andrew.
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Nov 1, 2019 11:38
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CGI Stardust posted:can't believe he's in favour of returning $120 trillion in stolen gold and silver to South America. welcome, comrade! A good point which you have made at the start of page 120 trillion. Edit: Ooh pretty birdies!  
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OwlFancier posted:I'm not sure the article can beat the picture: Which American megachurch was this photo taken in?
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Guavanaut posted:Labour are trying to do that with the Common Ground Trusts but it's a much slower process because of the amount of horse trading and development that has gone on since their original theft. It's more like a branch fell in your yard and I stole it and then paid some poor Scots a pittance to carve it into a horse and then sold it to someone else and they paid a decorator to carve to my darling wife for our 10th anniversary and then they died and left it to their kid and now their kid's selling it for ten times what they bought it for. Yeah I saw that and it sounds awesome. The first part of your post, not the second 
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Nov 1, 2019 12:13
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Tesseraction posted:https://twitter.com/Steven_Swinford/status/1190183346040705024 What the gently caress, this never happened to me before? How can the media say no to this face? 
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Tesseraction posted:Parody of Jeb! by using a pointless piece of punctuation for a pointless party's pointless politicians Braggart‽ My policies include
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Gonzo McFee posted:a Tory PM when he's seen skulking in the corridors of a hospital.  But where else am I going to get my cadavers and soon-to-be-cadavers (which includes healthy people)‽
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:"we've been diddled Vote Tory!
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Nov 1, 2019 13:48
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But Chuka is in charge of writing the Lib Dem manifesto, which is extremely relevant and believable and not at all full of worthless lies! And neither is he, by the way! 
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Nov 1, 2019 13:54
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Superterranean posted:I don't think it's particularly meaningful to ask what would happen if a Labour government did something it's pretty much said it won't do. You'll never get a job in the media with that attitude.
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Nov 1, 2019 16:40
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Sanford posted:Goes directly against their stated aims though. Can anyone name a Lib Dem policy other than “stop brexit”? Best way to achieve that is by not standing candidates in marginal labour seats with a strong remain vote, where they themselves have no chance of winning. Tbh I think it would be good for them; start rebuilding some of the trust that was so badly betrayed with the coalition. code:
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Tesseraction posted:guavflaps I know it's gauche to quote yourself, but that isn't going to stop me. At the end of the last thread I posted a question that was ignored because I posted it at the end of the last thread for the purposes of irony so that when most people saw it the thread would be locked: Braggart posted:If the UKMT was locked and only Guavanaut or Pissflaps could start a new one, who would you vote for? But there's a better poll on this matter right now. Go vote in that 
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There should be a ditch in front of Boris' podium.
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Oh hey, I have an avatar. I browse with avatars off because ADHD and distractions ooh shiny, so I didn't notice at first. Was that you BobbyDeluxe, or did my dithering allow someone to steal a march?
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Nov 1, 2019 18:31
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You know, I think one of the motivations for BREX to contest every seat was that it allows more of them to get in on the grift. Nige still gets the lion's share, but it's a trickledown trough.
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Rarity posted:Be the change you want to see in the world Be the Change you want to see in the UK. 
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Nov 1, 2019 21:53
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ronya posted:worth reflecting whether you would consider Starmer or Thornberry or Rayner unacceptably too liberal; they're all positioning themselves in case Corbyn gets crushed at the polls in December and does the honourable thing Yes, Corbyn killed and ate his rivals long ago. This was before he switched to vegetarianism, which gave him his other superpower: 
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I am supremely pumped for this game, chaps! I've got my rugger togs on and I'm ready to knock over some children!
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Bobby Deluxe posted:It was me, as was Chuka's. Yours because that last longpost was both good and resonated with me, and Chukas because I couldn't believe someone nabbed that username. I do not have anything like enough money for this though, and my wife is probably going to start ask questions if I keep doing it. Well thank you, it's lovely. And I live in Scotland, where we do always thank the bus driver
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Ratjaculation posted:everyone everywhere thanks the bus driver, in scotland you go that extra mile and give him a handy too which is why buses are always late. And why the bus accidentally goes that extra mile. Angepain posted:torn by the new edinburgh buses with the separate doors for leaving, slightly more efficient but also makes it difficult to thank the driver without shouting across the length of the bus, and it just doesn't do to make a scene now does it, what would society think I moved from London to Edinburgh 4 years ago, so I kept accidentally trying to leave buses through a nonexistent second doorway. Then when I'd got used to that the new buses with their second doorways confused me Also at first the whole thanking the bus driver thing was a surprise to me. I was used to the social mores of London i.e. be a harrumphing oval office
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Tesseraction posted:Post more you seem on the level as h*ck Angepain posted:looks like a post about uk politics in the uk politics thread to me, go right on ahead. pablo gbscobar posted:Post more! It's not like the thread regulars don't post a ton of white noise poo poo too. I'm also a longtime lurker of the thread who recently decided to actually start posting in it and guess what? It's easy as gently caress. Tesseraction posted:Good on you! Tesseraction posted:Welcome! Post more! This is all just further evidence of how cliquey and exclusionary the UKMT is. Question the hive mind and you're out on your ear, with no chance to defend yourself other than the ability to continue posting in the thread! Just because I'm a oval office does not mean that   
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Also welcome lurkers!  I was one myself for a long time, but now that I've started shitposting I can't go back! 
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CGI Stardust posted:welcome, lurkers! please snuggle yourselves into thread much like this fairy wren A long-tailed tit is what you get when you wear a nipple tassel. Also WHO'S A FLUFFY LITTLE BIRDY FACE?
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Junior G-man posted:Shameless Saturday morning plug Saturday morning cartoons!  And they've made a podcast!
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Jose posted:The guardian sucks part 2 The text visible in the Tweet is absolutely correct that the elites should be hearing alarm bells when a populist message resonates with the people so much that even the party of the elites, led by a man who typifies the elite, are joining Farage in aping the message. I assume that's what the article argues.
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Jose posted:Good lord the guardian sucks I think we should have means tested car parking fees at hospitals to address the issue Peter Walker has raised. Or would that be a silly waste of time and money, much like Peter Walker? Edit: We should charge those who can afford it 17 pennies to park so that they will not do so frivolously. Braggart fucked around with this message at 11:33 on Nov 2, 2019 |
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Collateral posted:A ban they would reverse 10 seconds after winning presumably. But if we win we can argue that even the Tories understand that fracking is not worth the problems it causes, so we should go further. 
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Nov 2, 2019 11:37
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Angepain posted:What's this guy's plan to stop hospital parking being a "subsidy on the rich"? An elaborate means-testing office attached to every hospital parking lot determining whether you're poor enough to get free parking? No, that's my plan. See the top of this page
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Q: Blibble wibble blop? I'm not interested in Christmas. We have a clear Brexit to get message done and deliver the emissions that people voted for in the scaremongering - 20,000 new trade deals, more gridlock for parliament, and investing in the privatisation of the NHS.
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ronya posted:whether or not the local hospital charges fees on its damned car-parks or even just reserves it all, every single one, for staff, or steamrollers the whole thing for a dining area or a creche or a 12ft statue of William Beveridge, seems like an ideal question to devolve to the local trusts No it doesn't all that should be centrally decided to not be poo poo.
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A Brexit Party MEP was caught sharing anti-Muslim content on social media, says Tory MP. I approve, he continued.
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Angepain posted:I think the debates should be a big mess of all the parties all yelling at each other. I say this because I think televised leadership debates are bad in the first place so they might as well go all the way I say cage match. Corbyn's the fittest of any of them.
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