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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

FistEnergy posted:

honestly I'd love to see a PUA campaign pivot with lots of negging

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

cumshitter posted:

im too drunk to contribute but all of the other people on this class project im working on are just making GBS threads out potential investment portfolios on the efficient frontier of investments (dont worry about it its inside baseball) and its like shut up. SHUT UP

we have to make an in imaginary presentation to an imaginary person. when i explain poo poo to real life clients the last thing i do is bring up math. stop overthinking it you dorks

our teacher literally stole this class project from another class and forgot to take off all the branding from the previous teacher's prompt. i think we are way overthinking this you nerds

You should just tell them "Harry Markowitz is a Chicago School moron who should have been buried with Milton Friedman" and just take the lead, OP.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Lastgirl posted:

royalty huh? death to monarchies :cabot:

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Former DILF posted:

ROFL lowtax calling ICE on his immigrant wife

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Bearjew posted:

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this is just fuckin embarrassing

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
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cumshitter posted:

no. it takes extreme emotional preparation to be exposed to CUM and the true face of the financial universe.

to realize the market is a gaping, cthulean maw is too much for some people. but i, as the proprietor of CUM, traverse it easily
I had an idea from my friend Elmer called Guided Liability Under Experience as a way to teach people about CUM.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

sonatinas posted:

the donut shop down the street from me had a few prominently displayed but then as people like me who were not from the area started to move in complained, they were gone, this was about 2 years ago

wonder if they ended up here
https://www.ferris.edu/jimcrow/mammies/

if you ever find yourself in Leavenworth Washington check out their Nutcracker museum that definitely has a bunch of racist ad hell nutcrackers in it. I think they have placards explaining why they're even in the collection.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
just imagine doing an options collar. thats when you preserve a stock position and mitigage all loss and returns by selling call options above the current price while purchasing put optins below the current price

in the eyes of the client you accomplish nothing. because you have only mitigated loss and not created returns. its a viable strategy in market timed decisions but you cant explain the absence of performance to a client because thats what they pay you to do

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Calibanibal posted:

this is just fuckin embarrassing

lol

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



biden is going to win the primary and terumnp will win every remaining election

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

I have literally all of these symptoms

what is the prognosis? give it to me straight doc

Depression

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I love cspam, and I posit that this forum is too big for attention whoring.

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

hi

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Durf posted:

catching up on lowtax drama and :whitewater:

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

BONGHITZ posted:

pls support your children, schnorkles

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Yo lg Is the new chvrches song good

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970


i love this lady so much

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Alan Smithee posted:

Yo lg Is the new chvrches song good

what, death stranding?

uh yea its one of the best

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Intel&Sebastian posted:

let those c-cups loose sir

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

cumshitter posted:

im too drunk to contribute

There are lies and then there are damned dirty lies. This is the latter.

The bar for participation in this thread is very low.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Got an idea for doing a movie scene where tough guys shoot guns but the guns shoot cum.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Horseshoe theory posted:

You should just tell them "Harry Markowitz is a Chicago School moron who should have been buried with Milton Friedman" and just take the lead, OP.

i dont know about his chicago school beliefs but his idea that the present value of a stock is based on future cashflows and dividends is part of modern portfolio theory and not really contestable

like as a chicago school guy im sure hes down with helicopter rides and is an immense piece of poo poo but he wasnt wrong about modern portfolio theory

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

i really like that oil-like texture, looks awesome :prepop:

only problem is the light source of the moon? should make the allyway diffuse its light with the oil in th eback thats almost faded? if it makes sense the oil substance should reflect it a little too

i think so!

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Turdfuzz posted:

Your Boomer is showing.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Al! posted:

im the one who got fishmech permabanned. better not cross me!!!!!!

free fishmech pls, you have the power

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

SardonicTyrant posted:

Got an idea for doing a movie scene where tough guys shoot guns but the guns shoot cum.

Cumshooter

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


trimo

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Pancakes posted:

My beautiful baby girl disagrees.


DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Al! posted:

im the one who got fishmech permabanned. better not cross me!!!!!!

thank you for your service o7

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

When Peter Daou comes down off whatever hallucinogen he's on he's going to be surprised as gently caress by all these tweets

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

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