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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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ya why don't you just go all out

say things like ooga booga

and appropriate hoodoo chants you canceled as gently caress motherfuck

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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please take the GPS off my friend sir, he is a CEO with many friends who make lots of money for him

his value in society is too high

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Addamere posted:

c-spam teaches me things :)

gently caress you

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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MadJackal posted:

The same fantasies about A Socialist Utopia in the US coexists with apocalyptic predictions about the end of the mankind unless the entire world changes its ways in the next year or so.

We’re already hosed by climate change and even of the US goes Single Payer, we’re not going to see Full Communism Now. Get over it.

weird loving diarypost but can u keep this kinda thing on livejournal or your therapist before you edward norton yourself in the face and get committed to psych

thank u, next~ :h:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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oh it is friday, sweet

time to roll a j and snart helg it up officially

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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i haven't heard much from the trump guy lately

is he doing well

don't be a tough guy, don't be a fool mr president, get your rest you deserve it after a round of golf

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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jared kushner is such a pathetic slenderfreak anustonguer that nobody has named a weed strain after him

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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MbS will get a weed strain named after him and a nobel prize while Jared slums it in the metro with his debased blood money that is now worthless because the US eccnomy blew up and all he can do with it is insulate himself for the cold winters ahead.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Did madjackal do something besides be pessimistic or are y'all just being pricks?

madjackal has constantly harangued every poster here with his bitchfits instead of posting glorious trump content

its old m8

let him stew in his 2 week old misery, gently caress him, peter gabriel sucks btw

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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wow! cool future!!
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:prepop:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Then tell him to gently caress off, not kill himself.

Pretty sure MadJackal has told people to dome themselves so while a queue forms for the C-SPAM mass grave, he'll just have to insist on going first then everyone leaves the site.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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MadJackal posted:

Nah, just realize that you’re fighting for a utopia at the same time as knowing The End Of The World As We Know It is imminent because of inevitable climate change.

TIA, lol

this is the guy spiderhymenman wants to defend

same as warren

he wants to legitimize this doomer who would rather see millions of people die, and is pearl clutching at another poster telling madjackal to kys to save millions instead

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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I hope bernie sanders kicks the poo poo out of you spiderhypeman

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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signing up 3,000 dead puerto ricans to post in C-SPAM > 1 MadJackal

any day

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Mariana Horchata posted:

i click on the donal trum thread to get my fair share of abuse

gently caress you nona

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Bearjew posted:

Din helgefølelse nå: 89%

:popeye: :eyepop: :eyepoop: :popeye: :eyepop: :eyepoop: :popeye: :eyepop: :eyepoop: :popeye: :eyepop: :eyepoop:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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SpiderHyphenMan posted:

You really think

:nallears:

this is projection, comrades

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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this is when i knew for sure spider-man was a liberal and his soul cannot be saved

he would rather see fatalism through instead of ironic nihilism thats actually hilarious to mock relentlessly, so that millions die

liberals are genocidal maniacs, they just wring their hands about it mea culpaishly as cynical remorse

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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spyderhiphenman is literally trying to defend fatalism as he constantly shrieks and have heart attacks in this thread

miss me with that ativan poo poo

the melodrama of it all~

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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lol im afraid ill have to insist that nothing matters *stuffs ballot for bernie* :shrug: :cheers:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

You guys are pessimist posting in the fun way

woa, awesome

i like it :angel:


eonwe posted:

lmao

hows it going today LG? having a normal one it looks like!!!!!!!!!!!!

are you still not gonna hop on steam, i want to catch up at some point

hi friend, i am lit :cool:

no, i don't use my pc anymore, im outside all the time like a normie im afraid~ i dont have pms because the thirst is real :(

i would like to catch up tho!!!!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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eonwe posted:

hail satan nothing matters we're all going to die

this is peak ironic nihilism

not too much, not too little

not too funny, not too serious

its goldilocks :thumbsup:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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SpiderHyphenMan posted:

lmao if there's one thing my brand has been it's that I think fatalists should gently caress off.

then why are you projecting so hard and literally defended one jesus christ, can i look at your brain???

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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tabbed for dabs

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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people mistake fatalism for nihilism which makes ironic nihilism hard to grasp and its bullshit, gently caress those idiots, absolute morons, tryin to do a comedy here but since your brain can't think right, you're messing up the comedy, gently caress you

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Turdfuzz posted:

Congrats on getting a job!

life is a job, i've found

its jobs all the way down, everything is a job

its all obligations


SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Because the only people who should feel the pain of wanting to kill themselves are Trump supporters and international equivalents. No one here should say that poo poo to anyone else here. I hosed up when I told fau to kill himself last year. That was lovely and I should be better and a subforum with a mental health thread stickied at the top shouldn't have that language here.

shm:] you shouldn't tell people to kill themselves for wanting people to die

shm:] also here is a list of people i think that should kill themselves and suffer jsyk

split personality rear end motherfucker

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Marzzle posted:

it's unfortunate b/c a ton of cspammers are teetering on the edge of suicide so it makes it difficult to tell the difference between "ha ha funny you'd want to kill yourself because of TUNRPT!" and "oh no you want to kill yourself because of tunrpt :("

haha yeah :D

haha yeah :sigh:

the duality of c-spam

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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the arrogance of humans, thinking they will live to see the next day, instead of living in the moment

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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spiderhyphenman defends madjackal

now i am actually thinking madjackal is right

death is free, and freedom is death

time to custom mod my flak with the punisher logo because he doesn't like how comedy is done in c-spam and contributes none of his own to be the change in this world because its easier to just sit there and whine like an insufferable oval office demanding the players on the stage perform for him to his specific bougie taste

whatever, this netflix sub is lame im out

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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tenderjerk posted:

See its this kind of optimism that had me eat a 1 lb bag of candy corn yesterday

hell yeah dude :hfive:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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could it be that madjackal and spiderhyphenman...suck at comedy and we're booing at them and they're instead trying to boo at us??? whats going on :yooge:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Turdfuzz posted:

They were selling bags of candy corn for a quarter today.

you got ripped off

if your quarter was made before 1964, you got ripped the gently caress off

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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do you nibble the candy corn or do you devour it

i nibble each section methodically

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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SpiderHyphenMan posted:

I really gotta stress that telling someone to gently caress off and telling someone to kill themselves are two entirely different things. There was a whole thing in this very thread mere hours ago about how it's not cool to say "mumbo jumbo." But "kill yourself" is cool and good to say to someone whose mental health history you know nothing about? gently caress that.

hmm, its almost as if laws are fickle, arbitrary, and mean nothing and can only be weaponized to further someone's personal perspective, preference, or agenda

can we lock this guy up, he's harshing my mellow and i came here to laugh, not to be lectured at D&Dishly

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Turdfuzz posted:

I don't use lovely boomer quarters.

too bad, they're worth 3 dollars because its real silver

our currency is debased, our economy hasn't been real for half a century, hth :angel:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Squizzle posted:

the true candy corn consumption praxis is to mount them on yr teeth, one candy to one tooth, until every non-molar is a candy corn fang (scary)

:pram: but with candy corn

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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i want donald trump to serve me a candy corn on a silver platter

i want a fork and a knife for it

i want to cut each section carefully and savor it with a glass of pumpkin spice mocha

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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ArmZ posted:

trump does the same, gently holding a single kernel with both hands

no, trump swallows them because he thinks they're magical strength enhancing pills that recharges his finite life battery when in actuality, he's just having another sugar rush because he's a teetotaler

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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crazy cloud posted:

oh! word???

i dont think the baileys will be very happy to hear about this! :mad:

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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campfire posted:

its just molded sugar

cute, its actually discarded molded sugar as excess product from other confectioneries

thats right, you're dying from processed food bitch

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